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I love twitter fan spaces because they always find a new thing to argue about but they never provide context for anything ever it's like going outside and passing that guy who is always around the block arguing with inanimate objects

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New York? New Jersey? You can't fool me I don't think they're all that new anymore

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Not one to talk too much sports but I love when they fire a sports team leader I hate. They should do that more often.

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"I don't owe anyone anything" ok well I owe the electric company 6€ and I'm still not a twat about it

(no but seriously you cannot cry the lack of community with that attitude)

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What a thing to post on October 4th 2023

I open my phone and oh god things are happening in the world and I close my phone

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Still thinking about the old fella who stole and then proceeded to drink all the hand sanitizer in the emergency room at 3am

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You can ask chat gpt to name a 100 women and it will never say Karl Marx with boobs AI could never recreate my whimsy

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"video essay" hoe this is a summary at best

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Recession pop this recession pop that bitch I'm waiting on recession indie

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Update: allergic to dates

Y'all worried about the wrong dates on this valentine's day just go to the store and get a whole box of them the fiber is good for you

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Uhh I updated my Tumblr app and there are new horrors again...

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Watching basketball yeah dude they sure basket the ball

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Me and my headphone dent against the word

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Y'all worried about the wrong dates on this valentine's day just go to the store and get a whole box of them the fiber is good for you

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"the government is poisoning us with fog" he exclaims as he uses a Teflon pan with half the coating scratched off

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Spotify algorithm so bad I've switched to finding music through radio station web players

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Mitosis? My toe is just fine, sis