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boys night

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i let him hit cause. uh. well i’m gonna be honest it’s cause i fucked up my parry timing

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this painting came to me in a dream

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they should have leftist infighting as an event at the next olympics

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ordering a pup cup for my chikorita in lumiose

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Just a dandy boy 🌻

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Favorite genre of picture, snakes wrapped around bird beaks.

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One of the machines broke down at the hyperbole factory. The situation is frustrating, but ultimately manageable.

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getting big 45 minute vibes from this 15 minute recipe

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i've always wanted to visit the beautiful city of chicago because i love their citation style

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they dont do recency bias like they used to

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"Do you ever dream of land?" The whale asks the tuna.

"No." Says the tuna, "Do you?"

"I have never seen it." Says the whale, "but deep in my body, I remember it."

"Why do you care," says the tuna, "if you will never see it."

"There are bones in my body built to walk through the forests and the mountains." Says the whale.

"They will disappear." Says the tuna, "one day, your body will forget the forests and the mountains."

"Maybe I don't want to forget," Says the whale, "The forests were once my home."

"I have seen the forests." Whispers the salmon, almost to itself.

"Tell me what you have seen," says the whale.

"The forests spawned me." Says the salmon. "They sent me to the ocean to grow. When I am fat with the bounty of the ocean, I will bring it home."

"Why would the forests seek the bounty of the oceans?" Asks the whale. "They have bounty of their own."

"You forget," says the salmon, "That the oceans were once their home."

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i made Vanessa Stockard's cat Kevin in spore [2008]. please look at her paintings of this thing

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Poorly drawn Legendary Beasts