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Look what I made today

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The weirdest guy I ever met in a church was this boy who referred to “Buzz Aldrin and his husband” going to the moon. I was completely baffled, and when I asked if he’d misspoken, he got really angry and accused me of being deliberately ignorant of the facts. It turned out that he was somehow comvinced that Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong were married. It took five Wikipedia articles to convince him otherwise.

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Violet Bridgerton is truly gods strongest soldier. Every season she tells one of her children they're in love and every season they scoff in her face before causing seven different scandals to reach the same conclusion.

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Stiles: Blood "loss"? I mean, it's not really lost, I know exactly where it is, all over there.

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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

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bath and showers are like polar opposites a bath you really want until you get in and then you're like nope i hate it in here a shower you never want to get in and then you do and it's like nope i never want to leave

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Yesterday, I was at dinner with some friends and briefly forgot Harrison Ford’s name, but I was like, “His name is a president and a car,” which is how we got such acceptable alternatives as McKinley Camry, Van Buren Gremlin, Clinton Infinity, and Range Rover Cleveland.

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Stiles: To wszystko twoja wina

Scott, sighing: I know, I know

Allison: I didn’t know you spoke Polish

Scott: I don’t, I just know the phrase “this is all your fault” in every language he speaks

Bonus:

Derek, swinging open the door: Esto es tu culpa

Scott: *puts his head in his hands*

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Post Credits Scene

Scott, Allison and Eli arrive at Scott's home.

Scott: So, you'll live here now. You know, with the asshole who treated your father like shit and betrayed him and traded his ass to the man whose daughter raped him and murdered his entire family.

Eli, not looking up from his phone: Oh yeah, sure. With you and the zombie Argent (Jesus, not another one). The same Argent that helped slaughter my dad's first pack and almost killed my grandpa. Yeah, no. I won't be sticking around for very long.

Allison: Um...you don't have anybody else.

Eli: It's okay. My other Dad has it under control.

Allison and Scott look at each other: Other Dad???????

The door gets blown off its hinges to reveal an incredibly pissed off Stiles, waving a katana in one hand and an urn in the other.

Stiles: ELIAS JAMES STILINSKI-HALE, WHAT THE FUCK DID I SAY ABOUT LETTING YOUR DAD GET HIS STUPID SELF-SACRIFICING ASS KILLED TO HELP OUT THESE TWO PIECES OF SHIT?

Eli, looking sheepish: I know, but he was being noble.

Stiles: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, I GO ON ONE OUT OF TOWN ASSIGNMENT AND EVERYONE DRINKS THE FUCKING KOOL-AID. GET YOUR SHIT KIDDO WE'RE GOING THE FUCK HOME.

Eli, nodding at the urn: What about Dad?

Stiles, calming down a little: I'll resurrect your father later. Did he do the stupid alpha eyes thing?

Eli, smirking: Yeah.

Stiles, shaking his head: Did you at least bring the jeep?

Eli, grabbing his things: Yeah. Grandpa still thinks it's a death trap though.

Stiles, taking his bags from him: Well, your Grandpa can kiss my ass if he thinks he's making me get rid of it. Come on, let's get the fuck out of here.

Scott: Wait, you can't just take him. How will the audience know I'm supposed to be the hero?

Stiles, snickering as he ushers Eli out the door: Hate to break it to you buddy, but anyone with half a brain realised you weren't the hero in Season One. Ta ta for now!

Scott and Allison watch out the front door as Stiles herds Eli into the Jeep and gets in the driver's seat. He gives them the finger as he drives off.

FADE TO BLACK.

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Meredith Grey 🤝🏻 Stiles Stilinski

Derek dying

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reading/writing fanfiction about your otp be like:

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Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

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stiles: [rubbing his temples] come on.. pick up.

derek: what are you doing?

stiles: calling erica.

derek: ... your phone is off.

stiles: yeah, I mean telepathically.

derek: there’s no way that’s going to-

erica, appearing: hey, sorry I missed your call.

derek:

derek: i give up.

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