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i’ve definitely seen sex toys that are shaped like gauntlets before, there has to be some toy business out there who can make a sword hilt out of silicone
#not big into the skulls but happy these exist as a concept :3c#my sword hilt fantasy might be less impossible than I previously thought
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genuinely makes me sad how many young gay trans men settle for cishet men who blatantly misgender them and see them as women because they assume that no cis gay man would be interested in a trans man
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could be ur pov if u kneel respectfully for me (he/she)
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haha yeah we should compare dick sizes by pressing them together. haha yeah bro just like that
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if so what do you normally listen to or is there no specific thing? say in the tags
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“is it weird to dm ur mutuals” there are mutuals i would let have free use of my mouth
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Date idea:
We make muffins and I bend you over the counter while they bake.
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they should make a tdick milking machine
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Rubbing his wet, neglected pussy gently while he is sniffling in your lap after a hard spanking. It hurts, doesn't it? I know, darling, but it was for your own good... Sit still now and let me take care of you. Look at that, you're all wet down here now...
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Taking puppy sub to a sex shop and recreating those “buying everything my dog touches” videos.
#this but you don’t tell me you’re doing it and that you’re gonna use everything on me#so I’m touching implements like ‘wow I bet this would really hurt!’ and then that evening I’m getting hit with it ^^#or like ‘oh I’d love to take this but it’s big for me…’ and then cut to being made to make it fit because it was a gift ^^
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*People who hit on you, hoping to date you or simply hook up.
#I feel like as soon as you make yourself available in the right way people come onto you… right???#like the moment I’m on Feeld or Fetlife or whatever people wanna hit lol. romantic interest I’d say I get less of maybe. but that’s probably#since a lot of cis people are weird about dating trans people.
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do you actually like vanilla missionary or are you just a burnt-out former gifted kid with codependency issues who needs reassuring eye contact and overbearing gentleness from your partner to feel loved and who's too insecure to let them hit you during sex like a normal person
#this is so fucking funny#especially as someone who is a full masochist but who was nervous enough about bottoming for the first time that I did in fact need#a vanilla missionary esque position and reassurance and gentleness. sorry for being a pervert 😔 should’ve taken that to therapy instead of#bringing it to the bedroom huh (joke! sarcasm! just laughing about how that’s what people say about the bdsm!)
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Thinking about edging a sub with a vibrator until he can't take it anymore. Until he has to cum and is begging me to stop 'cause he might cum before he gets permission, and I do stop, just a second too late. Watching my pup as he writhes, sobbing through his ruined orgasm, apologizing repeatedly. Aww I know pupper, it's okay, it's okay shhh... it's okay. But you know what we have to do now, right? I'm sorry, I know. It's okay, it'll be over soon, okay? I just have to give your puppy-parts a few spanks, just so that you know not to cum without permission next time. I know baby, it's okay, it's okay shhh, just a few more...
MINORS, CISHET MEN, CHASERS DNI !!
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omg. took me opening tumblr and seeing people talk about their bottom growth to remember that I had a weird dream where my dick got really long. like comically long, garden hose long. but also not any thicker. what the fuck, brain?
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me in heaven: what cloud the transgender bears on
god: GET OUT ‼️
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