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I know this is going to make me sound pretensions but I have to get it off my chest. I feel an unimaginable rage when someone posts a photo and is like "this picture looks like a renaissance painting lol" when the photo clearly has the lighting, colors and composition of a baroque or romantic painting. There are differences in these styles and those differences are important and labeling every "classical" looking painting as renaissance is annoying and upsetting to me. And anytime I come across one of those posts I have to put down my phone and go take a walk because they make me so mad
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Okay no I need to talk about the book version of Howl's Moving Castle. I love the movie but the book has such a different vibe and you, yes you, should read it.
Movie Howl is a soulful and quiet. Book Howl is a drama queen and Causing Problems and has a long string of jilted exes and couldn't shut up if you paid him.
Sophie and Howl drive each other up the wall at the beginning and it's really funny. Sophie and Howl are (despite themselves) very much in love by the end and they still drive each other up the wall and it's even funnier.
In the movie, Howl has been ordered by the king to participate in The War, and Howl is avoiding it because he is a brave conscientious objector. In the book, Howl has been ordered by the king to rescue his lost brother from the Witch of the Wastes, and Howl is avoiding it by any means necessary because he is a cowardly weasel who wants to stay as far from the Witch as possible.
In the movie, the Witch cursed Sophie because she was jealous about Howl speaking to Sophie for five minutes. In the book, the Witch cursed Sophie because Sophie had been doing surprisingly powerful magic for years without knowing it and it was actually starting to cut into the Witch's plans. (Sophie does not discover any of this until nearly the end of the book, but the reader can start to pick it up much earlier and the way Sophie's magic works is pretty darn cool.)
In the movie, there's a rumor that Howl eats the hearts of maidens, but this is implied to be nothing but nasty fearmongering. In the book, there's a rumor that Howl eats the hearts of maidens because Howl started the rumor so people would stop asking him to do wizard junk all the time.
The book lightly parodies a couple of tropes from Western fairy tales. In particular Sophie has internalized that, as the eldest of three sisters, her "destiny" is to fail so that her younger sisters will look cooler when they succeed, which is why she's so resigned to the hat shop at the beginning. (Sidebar: Sophie's sisters come up much more in the book and they're great.) There's also a really funny bit where Sophie attempts to operate a pair of seven-league boots.
In the movie, the fourth and final location that the magic door connects to is some sort of black void / mindscape / time portal dealy. In the book the fourth location is Wales, in the UK, on Earth, so that Howl can visit his family, because from Howl's perspective this is an isekai story.
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my uncle (named big michael, you will soon find out why) who is 6’9 (Now You Understand) just arrived to sleep over at our place, i was not informed, there are no lights on in the hall, he has a key, and it is 34 minutes past midnight. So that is all to say, I do think with some certainty, that I am now, officially, the first human being who has come this close to seeing the boogie man in real life, and survived. He unfolded himself through that door frame like a poorly made origami crane from hell.
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fondly remembering that time I was working as a cashier when I was 19-20 and my former bus driver and his wife came through. He says to me "Hey, you look familiar" and I reply "Yes, I was one of the bus kids you drove, specifically the one you screamed at and threatened to ban from the bus and make walk home because I was crying out in pain while the other kids were ripping huge chunks of hair out of my head but you did nothing about them." and his wife slowly looked at him like this
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RABBITS! RABBITS! RABBITS!
Reblog this on the first of the month for good luck all month long!
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This isn’t even an onion article 😭 bro ran with the power of god AND anime on his side
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Gemini Appreciation Post
• so first things first, gemini placements have the cutest giggles🥺
• they can be very talkative when they’re interested in you and sometimes stumble over their words when they get too excited.
• can invest a lot into one thing or project that makes them super excited at that moment, but when something else catches their attention, they’ll switch their focus to that and move on. (kinda like a kid seeing a shinier new toy).
• move from place to place, or home to home a lot.
• they’re always trying out new ideas, foods, and trends (anything to make their day less boring). for the more laid back geminis, they may not participate in all the trends, but they at least know about them because they like staying up to date.

• they can be like an open book and be willing to tell all the details about their lives or spill all the tea on someone else’s.
• when hearing news or gossip, they know there’s two sides to every story, and very they rarely take sides, choosing instead to play devils advocate.
• Gemini’s love games, especially the ones involving alcohol🍾
• they think a lot, on various levels, very fast and they show every emotion on their faces (whether they realize it or not).
• somebody can ask them what’s wrong and they’ll be like ‘nothing’ but their face and body language says otherwise.
• they reside in between angel and devil. they aren’t not too nice or too mean. they stay right in the middle.
• many Gemini’s have a sweet face with full features, but don’t get fooled by their cuteness, they have a mischievous nature as well.
• they can be people pleasers, and seek acceptance from social circles. they want to be the one telling the best jokes (and they are hilarious)
• when they diss, they do it indirectly and directly, due to being so artistic with words.
• have a witty, sarcastic, dry tone and love showing it. they are the best at comebacks and have perfect timing for telling each joke.
• with the deeper Gemini’s, they share subliminal messages through their words. they can turn deep and soulful, but for just a moment.
• Geminis are excellent songwriters and poets.
• They pay extra attention to what others around them say. (and Geminis will remind others, when they forgot what they’ve said).
• Gemini’s loves tattoos, they are usually small yet noticeable. Their ink tells a story about them and what they’re interested in.
• are flexible and knowledgeable at how to play many different roles & do so very well.
• have multiple different talents, skills and tricks up their sleeve, and won’t share it unless they need to.
• they know so much info, usually about other people and choose whether or not to say anything about it. they secretly know all your secrets.
• and these clever devils know exactly what to say to get information out of a people (without seeming suspicious).
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⚔️🖤MEETING THE RISING SIGNS PT. ONE🖤⚔️
✨this is just for fun & are my personal observations🥰 Other aspects should be taken into consideration, especially in regards to your ascendant. For example, you can have a Gemini rising but if you have saturn in the first house you might not resonate with all the energy. also they’re not in order✨
Part two is here 🖤
🖤Gemini Risings: they look like cute and beautiful fairies to me. Their eyes can be mischievous and just tend to sparkle, like they know something you don’t (and most of they time they do). Or they’ll have a smirk or an almost smile on their lips that can leave others swooning when they want to be charming. very expressive face, and it can be fun to watch they way the scowl, laugh or move their eyebrows. Just very animated. Love to talk with their hands and can have slim fingers or delicate hands. can easily be seen just floating about and able to easily merge in and out of different spaces and groups. Can be great at bringing people together and can be super light hearted when it comes to conversations with them. They will only dive deep into more serious topics or issues with the people they trust. They can come off like they’re gossiping even when they don’t mean it. They can take in information very quickly and shift in their seat when they have to stay still, wanting to already move on to the next thing. They can have a child-like energy that can make other people feel comfortable in their presence and can also make them great with kids & easily be able to make them laugh hehe. Gemini risings have the cutest laughs everrrrrr to the point where you feel proud for being able to make them laugh, since usually they’re the ones to do that to others. They never stop thinking to the point where they are OVERTHINKING. I can see the wheels turning in their brains anytime they’re analyzing a situation & they do it fast. These are the ppl that you can’t bullsh*t because they notice everything even if they don’t say anything. When ppl get annoyed with gemini risings it usually doesn’t last very long either because they’ll always manage to get back on your good side hehe.
🖤Virgo Risings: they look great in green, beige, nude and neutral colors. They look amazing when they dress up because they are meticulous about how they present themselves. They clean when they’re stressed or just the sight of a messy area must be taken care of before they can relax. They can be very reserved when you meet them but actually be extremely extroverted and opinionated when they are comfortable with you. Unless there are other aspects or placements that soften the vibe, most people see them as very intimidating when first meeting them. Virgo risings love to do list or just telling you in general all the things they got done in the day haha. They will completely stress over it but still manage to get so much done. Stomach troubles could be an issue, and they might be inspired to eat healthier meals on certain days. They are bright and analytical, and they solve problems quickly, especially when it comes to assisting the people they care about. They have healing hands and are able to effectively comfort people. Even if they think they're hiding it, they'll show it in their face when they're upset or think something is ridiculous. They have a really exact beauty, and the way their features stand out, whether it's a gorgeous pointed nose or fuller lips, is usually quite delicate. It's as if the universe knew when they were born that this would look lovely on them. They can attract dreamy partners who can help them relax, but they still value stability and structure and hope to find someone who can help them achieve the balance they desire in their lives. Virgo risings are the ppl that will be like “I told you so” when you come to them crying but they’ll still greet you with open arms and make you feel so much better. Truly softies at heart. They are ride or dies for the people they love & once they see you as family it usually stays that away unless you do something to betray that trust.
🖤Libra Risings: libra is associated with diplomacy but this should not immediately label someone as docile or weak. If anything, libra risings will be polite with you because they’re not in the mood or don’t care to argue but they just do what they want at the end of the day haha. And also they know exactly how to work their charm and can easily escape a situation with their words and pretty smiles. They are the ultimate hosts though and can manage to make any environment beautiful. Whether it’s their home, office or dorm room, there is a taste for refined decor & beauty. They see the beauty in all kinds of artwork and can easily coordinate and place objects in a way that’s very aesthetically pleasing. However, they can also be pretty possessive about their things and space, so you can admire but don’t touch and don’t you dare to try reorganize or redecorate. Even in sweatpants and a t-shirt, they can still manage to look like royalty. Beyond the physical, I believe it’s also because of the way they carry themselves. They may sit up straight or hold their head up high. Libra risings can have all kinds of beauty marks on their face, whether it be a small mole or freckles. They could struggle with their image or try to find ways to perfect or balance their look. However on the days where they do feel and look good, they feel absolutely unstoppable. Being an air sign, they also know there’s more to looks in life though and they value communication and intelligence. They don’t waste time with people they think are idiotic or acting ridiculous. They can be very boujie at times haha but they’re also the friend that will just be like “ugh come here child” when they see that you’re feeling down or something is going on and they’ll try their best to cheer you up. When they do comfort people, they are amazing at helping their loved ones see issues from multiple perspectives and helping them look on the “bright side” of things.
🖤Leo Risings: they are always the the star of the show and sometimes it’s just impossible for them to blend in the background because there is always someone that’s like OHHH HEYYYY IS THAT *insert your name here.* Their hair is beautiful since leo placements tend to have either long hair, or voluminous hair in general, especially when they have curls! Like the other fire ascendants, the way they dress can be very provoking or attractive to other people and when they shop they can be drawn towards very unique/ flashy pieces. Leo risings wants a partner that will worship them but not suffocate them. This reminds me of the red carpet photo of will Smith with Jada smith and he’s pointing at her and giving her all the room, like LOOK AT THE QUEEN energy hahaha. If you’re asking a Leo rising for their honest opinion make sure you mean it because they will give it to you. Leo rising individuals could also catch people staring at them in admiration or just giving them dirty looks out of jealousy. They are amazing cheerleaders for their friends and SUPER protective over the people they love and family (you have to get very close to them for them to just share info about them to you like that). Also they don’t care about embarrassing themselves when they’re having a good time and if their friends are feeling down they can be quick to hype them up & be like “f*ck everybody else, you do you.” People tend to criticize Leo risings a lot, labeling them as dishonest or annoying (ahem, ahem haters) but in reality all of us have to fake it till we make it sometimes and Leo risings are bold enough to do just that and dive right in. Also they look like cats haha. They also can be very motherly with their loved ones, these are the people that if their friend is too shy they’re like UMMM EXCUSE ME!! YOU GAVE HER THE WRONG FOOD.
🖤Sagittarius Risings: if there’s a will, there’s a way. These individuals are unstoppable. Blessed by Jupiter, they can find a way out of no way. Sag rising individuals have smiles that light up the whole room and that often can take over their whole face. Usually their is a leanness to their body and even if there isn’t they still have a very attractive natural shape. These are the people that just have fit bodies without working out or barely trying. They’re hot and they are very much aware of it, and will charm their way into your heart (and pants). These are the class clowns, who make everyone laugh and even the teachers can’t help but like them. They give me the “bad girl/ bad boy” energy for sure haha but then once you get to know them you find out just how dorky they can be and it’s adorable. You can talk to these individuals about ANYTHING since they love a good debate or discussion whether it be about politics to philosophy and life and every single thing in between. There is this very laid back energy to these individuals that even in dangerous or uncertain moments they can think fast. When angry, they’re not afraid to lash out and they can really hurt your feelings if you push them to that point. They will fight you even when and especially if you’re friends or family bc they feel like you are close enough for u to be able to hear the truth. Also Sag rising women look like bratz dolls *chefs kiss.* these are the people that will support your craziest ideas or just be on your side when other people are discouraging you. They’re the ones that will be like “okay you wanna shave ur head?! F*cking go for it I can help💖” hahaha. Sag risings are also smart asses though so if you really wanna disagree with them, you can go ahead and start getting your counter point presentation and essay ready BC they WILL have a point for all of yours slsksks. They can sound super blunt when they speak & can catch others off guard and be labeled as rude even if they don’t mean to come off that way. These individuals could have been very well liked in school or is the person that is cool with everyone.
🖤Pisces Risings: another child of Jupiter, these individuals place a deep and spiritual trust in the universe. Sometimes it looks like they’re lost in the clouds but on the inside so many thoughts and ideas and questions are running through their head. They can have a habit of going with the flow because like their other jupiterian counterparts (Sagittarius) they trust that things will always fall into place and will go with the flow, to the point where other people think they’re being crazy or delusional. I think we all know about their eyes haha. They have big ass eyes pls 😭 they can either be watery and shiny or lidded like they’re sleepy. Pisces placements look like this emoji 🥺 and without a doubt they speak with their eyes too. Super expressive with them, they can’t hide shock, disdain or heartbreak that well. Also not to sound weird but water sign risings (Scorpio, cancer, Pisces) will look so pretty after they cry. I think it’s because it’s just necessary for them to release after holding so much in the whole day or after something traumatic, so in a way it makes them look refreshed and just … adorable. DONT JUDGE ME THATS just my opinion 😭😭😭Pisces risings love to feel comfortable and look really nice in tie dye or “hippie style clothing.” pls my friend said Pisces risings dress like they’re trying hide from the paparazzi and now I can’t unsee it. This is because for the most part they really value both their physical and emotional comfort and they can easily get exhausted by a lot of interaction. However, an important lesson in life for Pisces risings is to nurture and care for their boundaries as much as they worry and try to help everyone else. They could be thinking they’re helping their loved ones when they walk into burning buildings for them, but sacrificing yourself does nothing. Pisces risings individual have the ability to shape shift, they can easily become your dream lover/ partner. When it comes to their friends, they value wisdom and responsibility. It’s rare for them to feel completely safe with someone so when they do they cherish it completely and let down their walls (this could also be why they tend to gravitate towards older friend groups or just ppl with more life experience).
🕷please do not plagiarize my writing or repost on other forms of social media. 🕷
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the rising and you
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ARIES RISING: FOREST FIRE
pictured: (Rihanna and Stevie Nicks, Aries Rising)
Individuals born with an Aries rising stand out of a crowd. They typically have exuberant personalities and an easy time drawing friends. They're likely to be quite opinionated and are not the type to keep beating around the bush or react well to passive-aggressive behavior. They love anything that is new and fresh. These individuals are known for being quite go-getters who will not settle. They can be very blunt and to the point which can irritate the softer rising signs, but they prefer to let people know where they stand and hate beating around the bush.
With a Cancer 4th house (if sign interceptions are not present) they can have a strong bond with the family and feel as though they are the family's protector which can make them act out impulsively if they ever feel threatened. Even if they are the youngest sibling, they often become a sort of mother figure to the rest.
Build wise they will appear more masculine, and athletic even if they don’t work out. They really pop in sportswear regardless of build. Red and black colors are flattering and make their features pop. Pointed chins that form into a well-defined square jaw with thick and defined eyebrows. Being the first sign of the zodiac they can also appear quite younger than they are. They may also have a lot of scars or bruises on the face and body.
TAURUS RISING: ROCKS AT A SEA SHORE
pictured: (Fred Rogers and Vivien Leigh, Taurus Rising)
Individuals with a Taurus Rising exude a calm, stable energy that a lot of people crave. They're stubborn, generous individuals who can be very pleasing and practical to speak with. They really enjoy luxury and beauty items and take a lot of time for self-care. They are the types to not really want to involve themselves in drama as they can think of 100 other things they'd rather be doing. They’re never going to say everything you want to hear, they will say what you need to hear. They are strong individuals who can bare the weight of the waves that can crash down on them.
With Leo in the 4th house (if sign interceptions are not at play) it shows they needed a lot of love growing up. Whether that was met or not is ambiguous, but Taurus Rising individuals are either made strong or born strong. They may have great pride for the home and enjoy throwing family get-togethers and cookouts and do it tastefully.
Facial features tend to be very symmetrical with naturally curly hair. They’re built with a well-formed body, average-to-short statures, larger arms, and a strong neck. Thick, curly hair is more likely. Thanks to the Venusian influence, these risings can have softened almost refined features. As to be expected, these risings look great in greens and burnt umbers. They typically care quite a bit about what they look like, so beauty can be a focus.
GEMINI RISING: KALEIDOSCOPE
pictured: (Amy Winehouse and Drew Barrymore, Gemini Rising)
Gemini Rising individuals are bright, vivacious, and expressive individuals. You can usually spot them pretty easily since they love to talk and communicate and use a lot of hand movements. They have keen observation skills and the ability to read people quickly. They are very light-hearted, yet impulsive individuals, who love to give their opinion on anything. They are very strong communicators with a lot of charm. They're very changeable in nature and can change their minds often as they are constantly seeing the world from a new angle due to their curious mind that never stops working.
With Virgo in the 4th house (if sign interceptions are not present) we see organized individuals who strive to help their loved ones improve. They will provide a lot of acts of service to the family and constantly strive for more ways to better assist them. If something goes wrong in the house or family, they can become bogged down on the tiny details and become frustrated. They are very good at organizing as they are able to see all of the little details to help make something perfect.
The eyes are clear and sparkle, especially when they get to talk about something they're passionate about. Broad foreheads and they may appear younger than they are. They typically have slim builds and average to tall heights. The limbs in general are quite long, including the fingers, legs, and neck. VERY expressive facial expressions.
CANCER RISING: SPRING RAIN
pictured: (Selena Gomez and Farrah Fawcett, Cancer Rising)
Individuals with a Cancer ascendant are remembered for heartfelt talks at 3 am, intuitive nature, and innocence they project.
With Libra in the 4th house (if sign interceptions are not present) they will be known for having an aesthetically pleasing house. They may be a bit messy, but it carries a certain charm to it. Venusian in nature, they may make great designers and have a knack for interior designing.
With the parents they may measure a lot of their worth on the approval they get from them. They could have a low tolerance for arguments in the household and have mastered the role of peace keepers.
As with most rising signs, the eyes can be round buckets of depth. People with a Cancer rising typically have rounded features. The hair and skin can be very luminous and carry a healthy glow and plump to it. They pull off silvers, charcoals, and greys like they just walked off a 1940s film set. Women with this rising typically develop femininely quite young and carry a fuller figure.
as always, I am not an astrologer. This is based on my astrology books and online research over the years. This is a very basic assessment of the rising sign, as a LOT of other factors can influence a person's personality.
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Full of surprises, you never finish getting to know them but as time goes by, your affection for them grows. Lighthearted outside, profound personality on the inside.

Gemini Rising: Fascinating Mind & Heart
Charming smile, well accompanied by an inquisitive, agile and curious mind, complement a personality endowed with depth and many layers that protect someone who fears feeling lost and directionless, someone who puts a lot of pressure on themselves and who often overanalyzes the things they happen around you. They have a strong need to understand what is really happening around them, to not miss anything and to achieve that stability that they have not felt throughout their lives. Your mind is a temple full of knowledge, interesting things to say and share, but most importantly, it keeps great abilities, intelligence and enchanting qualities.
Security is something crucial for them, both emotional and economic, and they are willing to give everything of themselves so as not to lose it once they achieve it. This behavior and way of seeing things is attributed to them by Cancer in the 2nd house. They tend to be very protective people with what they consider important in their lives, some of these natives can become attached to their material goods for the simple fact that it has taken them time to obtain them, despite this, they are generous people when it comes to those. To those who love. Being a house ruled by the Moon when it is in Cancer, these people can experience economic ups and downs in their lives. Likewise, this house, beyond talking about our material goods, talks about our self-esteem, which is stressed throughout their life. They are people who take great care of their money, but may have a tendency to spend it on one whim or another. Many of them may make purchases when they are emotionally down as a way to find comfort. They have the need for constancy on an emotional level, keeping promises, demonstrating through actions that the native is important and providing them with reaffirmation and reliability, in return, these natives give exactly the same to the other person.
The presence of Leo in the 3rd house makes these natives have great intellectual ability. Being a house ruled by the Sun, it makes them capable of standing out and shining for their surprising intellect. Accompanied by the ease of learning new skills and highlighting their hobbies, this native has great charisma and an ability to move, entertain and communicate exactly what is going through their minds. Academically they may have been very successful, stood out for their performance or even been seen as charming and fun by their peers, this however also makes them prone to attracting some envy. They passionately share what crosses their mind and are able to spread passion and interest through their speech. Many of these natives are great communicators and have great abilities to understand all kinds of ideas, no matter how complex they may be. They are determined to continue obtaining knowledge in areas that arouse their interest, in which they are certainly very selective. They are people who hold tightly to their opinions and can become very good at convincing people that they are right. Many of them can enjoy debating and communicating ideas contrary to those that are established. They speak from the heart, they hate speeches that are too technical, boring or not very dynamic, they will always seek to add fun, a touch of comedy or at least interesting to a conversation. They stand out for their creativity and wittiness, traits that make them very loved by others.
These people are lighthearted and very accepting of those things that seem different or unknown to them, but there is a quality about themselves that only those who are very close to them know, their tendency towards perfectionism and that desire to want to have things under control, shown par excellence with Virgo in the 4th house. These natives like to have things under control, especially their emotional world and themselves. They tend to show these traits especially with themselves, in some cases they may want to take care of some things themselves in order for things to be done well and in their own way, especially if Saturn is in this house or if the ruler is making a hard aspect with Saturn [conjunction, square, opposition, quincunx]. They dislike uncertainty and what is not certain, as it makes them anxious and uncomfortable to a certain extent. They are very analytical people even with their emotions, they like to know why they feel what they feel and they can spend a lot of time in their inner world trying to figure out who they really are. They are very private people when it comes to their family life and emotional vulnerability. It is very likely that they have experienced some emotionally complex moment that has made them partially or temporarily distance themselves from some family members.
A unique charm, a personality so interesting and sublime that it envelops you with a simple glance. Their voice, their ethereal beauty, their charisma and their enchanting skills make those with Libra in the 5th house the target of all those looking for a romantic lover who adds excitement to their lives. They are thoughtful, loving people who give their best in their love relationships, they have a desire to love deeply and be loved in that way, with perseverance, meaningful details and feel that deep connection that awakens that spark of inspiration in them. Love with them feels like heaven itself, a perfect mix of passion and affection, friendship and love. They can have many artistic gifts, especially those related to design and aesthetics, their beauty makes them stand out and they have a unique quality that makes them easily loved by the public. Being ruled by Venus, makes these natives like and attracted to the interesting, the fun and, why not, the risk and intensity of this fire house [naturally ruled by Leo]. They can greatly enjoy movies, cinema and music, in general have a great appreciation of art. In the case that they decide to have children, they will treat them gently and teach them kindness and good values, at the same time they will do activities that they enjoy with them and they will be very caring and loving. They can have very sociable, kind and graceful children.
One of the reasons why this particular rising is attributed its sharp and impressive analytical capabilities is because of Scorpio in the 6th house, this overlay makes them extremely observant, reaching the point that nothing slips and nothing easy to lie or hide things about them. They have research skills, an outstanding intellect and an excellent eye for detail. Many of them can work in the economics sector due to their analysis skills, others can opt for the health field, whether as doctors, psychologists, veterinarians or in another area that involves healing, and finally they can obtain the field of the industry for the quality of transformation. Most of these natives, being very independent and disliking feeling controlled in any way, may choose to work on their own and many of them [especially if Saturn is there or aspecting the 6th house ruler] may prefer or achieve leadership roles in their works. Their work environment is usually tense, they may have co-workers who envy their promotions or abilities, or who have lots of disagreements with them. In terms of health, the native enjoys vitality and good health, it is necessary that they learn to manage their thoughts because they have a tendency to deal with anxiety, intrusive thoughts or intense fears/phobias. Likewise, they may have hormonal problems. These people reject monotony and feel the need to feel mentally stimulated, so they may seem busy most of the time by the various interests they have or how busy their mind can be.
When these natives commit to someone to have a serious relationship, they are adventure personified, this is shown with Sagittarius in the 7th house. There is something so radiant and touching about them and it is that they are like a ray of light for their partners, they are the ones who, after the torrid storms that life can give them, return that hope, give them that support and are there by their side ready to continue accompanying them. They give their partner many joys and unforgettable moments, new experiences and a partner who loves them for who they are. These natives are looking for a partner who will give them those experiences and sensations that they thought they would never have on those dark nights, someone who excites them, is the reason for their mischievous smiles and who is that partner who teaches and guides them when they are most nervous or insecure. they can feel. Someone who contributes positively to their lives, who gives as much as they know they can give and who addresses them with transparency and honesty. They look for certainty from their partner, someone who does not hesitate to say and feel that the native is the one, someone who makes obvious the interest they feel towards them and constantly reaffirms it but in the process makes things interesting and intriguing. Future spouse is likely to be older in experience or age but very young at heart, someone with wisdom and a lot of experiences to tell the native, in some cases they are usually from a different continent, country or state and are usually like a teacher for the native. Something incredible about these natives is that they tend to have a positive influence on others, who perceive them to be more passionate, happy, and optimistic than they perceive themselves to be. They always leave an important lesson wherever they go and their warmth and good nature remains with others.
When we see Capricorn in the 8th house, the native who fears the idea of being perceived as uninteresting, predictable and superficial, they fear other people imposing rules or expectations on them and, in some cases they may fear feeling that they are like one of their parents, or an older member of their family. May have difficulty feeling intimate with someone, because this house is ruled by Saturn after all which adds obstacles when it comes to becoming intimate on a deep level with someone. They look for stability and trust as well as the feeling of having reliability from the other person. They love being with people with whom they share points of view and ways of seeing life, since many of them find it very difficult to be with someone who has very different ideals from their own in terms of relationships. In sex, they can enjoy being with partners who are older than them, with more experience or who simply teach them new things, they have an intense drive and can be more passionate than they first appear. Something that goes hand in hand with the feeling of desire that they may have towards someone is admiration. If the other person does not inspire them, does not seek to improve themselves and has no ambition, it can be a huge turn off for them. Physical contact for them is something crucial in a relationship, they will love to touch and turn on their partner in this way, but they can like it even if there is no sex involved, hugs, massages or holding hands can even be something that makes them feel safe or happy with their partner. There is a mix between the desire to dominate or be dominated by your partner in bed but also to protect and be protected by them. As time goes by, the native connects more with their sexual energy and their sex appeal increases as they grow.
With Aquarius in the 9th house the native has an insatiable thirst for new knowledge, it is never usually enough for them to learn new things or skills and they seek to delve deeply into a topic. They may have a tendency to get fixated on a specific topic quickly but become disinterested once they feel they have already explored everything. They are curious about the idea of visiting distant places and it is likely that they will do several of them throughout their lives. Being ruled by Uranus, surprising and unexpected things can happen to them on trips, and this also indicates many plane trips. In terms of career, they may opt for a career that no one in their family has studied, or that they don't like, or simply something that seems very complex in the eyes of others. The decision to take a gap year is likely, and if Uranus is making tense aspects to Saturn, they will likely decide not to study at university. Even so, the native will possess great wisdom and a very unique way of seeing the world. They may have many friends who live far from them or, to be more specific, in other countries, but despite the distance they feel a genuine and close touch to them.
Pisces in the 10th house makes them people who can give different impressions, and each one is very different from the other. Many people tend to project themselves onto natives more frequently than they would like, in the same way, people tend to idealize them constantly. It is very likely that parents will place many expectations on the native, especially if the ruler is making a tense aspect with the Moon or Saturn. This overlay usually gives the native a wide variety of interests, so the decision of what career to study can be a big and difficult decision that they face when they are young. What they know for sure is that they need a job in which They can learn a lot and use their talents and creative abilities. These people may work in the art field or in places where they can help other people. With this position of Pisces, the natives usually give an ethereal impression, they charm the public and strangers easily, their beauty can be something that makes them stand out among the crowd, also due to the nature of this sign, this person can contribute a lot to others through your work, you can impact the lives of others in a favorable way, you can help and inspire many with ease.
There is something admirable about the independence of these people, the confidence with which they project themselves and how they seem to be very well on their own, what makes them even more inspiring is the quality they can offer in their friendships, all of this a product of Aries in the 11th house. These people focus a lot on their friendships, on being there for them and making them have a good time after a difficult day. Although they do not seem very emotional with them, their support is unconditional and they fervently support those they call friends. Speaking of this area, they tend to be people who attract some drama in their groups of friends, which makes them opt for small groups. In personal terms, this house also governs economic income, so Aries here indicates a person who seeks to generate money, an enterprising soul to whom the doors of money are not closed and can work a lot or in one or more things to have your desired income. They like to be financially independent and take pride in achieving things on their own. They will fight to achieve their goals and to make come true what they aspired to at some point in their life.
Life has been a complex journey, hasn't it? One where you have been tested an enormous number of times, how much you can tolerate, how much you can change, how many changes you can adapt to. It seems that life has a fast pace, and that leads you to adapt to the flow of it. When will it be my turn? Can someone or something adapt to me? Taurus in the 12th house makes you want a minute of peace, but at the same time it brings with it the fear of being left behind, of stagnating but also of not finding tranquility. You want to be able to take a breath, to enjoy the feeling of having a safe place, and experience stability for the first time. You don't allow yourself to stop, be still and you put a lot of pressure on yourself, but deep down you would like to feel that you are not being rushed, that there is no rush to make a decision, that there is no rush to grow, that there is no need to run if you have doubts. You may be carrying a feeling of little stability from a very young age, the idea of creating your own stability or being the only person in whom you can find reliability. Doubts or feeling unconfident overwhelm you, but it has never been enough to stop you, you have the will and the desire to move forward, even if you would silently like someone to be by your side to guide and guide you when the paths become very dark. Unconsciously you evoke this feeling of companionship and stability, many people really feel that you are a beyond trustworthy person, someone with whom life seems like an entertaining and interesting journey. You evoke a feeling of peace and you can see that throughout your life many people will trust you and feel secure with your presence. With this overlay, you can have very intense variations in self-esteem, some of these natives may be afraid of not knowing what is going to happen and losing control of themselves and their life. They dream of being able to have everything they ever wanted to have [material and emotional] even if at some point they thought they would never have it or experience it.
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Kevin Durant is a extremely high tier shitposter who just so happens to also be one of the greatest basketball players of all time
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imagine you're frolicking in a field, prancing through long grass, singing "falalalala~", occasionally picking a flower. etc, etc. but a guy in the same field is watching you, about 20 paces away. he lowers his opera glasses (which he was using to watch you) and starts clutching his head and screaming with blind rage because of how much you're pissing him off. that's what it's like to be on the internet.
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