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Willie muse entered the teacher headspace

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to everyone who's lost a mom, has suffered abuse from their mom, has no or a strained relationship to their mom, is struggling to concieve, or anything else that makes today hard, i see you. you have every right to take today for yourself. you have no obligation to call your mom or do anything for her, if she hasn't earned it. sending everyone struggling today so much love.

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furry picasso, i should put it on a shirt

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uh oh! one of your organs has mysteriously vanished! Spin this wheel to find out which one!

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A lady once came up to my cash register and said to me that she didn't actually want the 100% mandarin juice, because it's vegan.

I checked the label and to my surprise there was not an ingredients list only a nutritional table. Because it was 100% mandarin juice. I used all my mental strenght to stop myself from asking, what should i do to the mandarin juice in order to make it non-vegan

obviously im of the belief that labelling food abd the ingredients it contains as clearly as possible is really good practice, and i highly approve of it

but the specific sense of comedy thats invoked in you when you look at a dish that is almost entirely a certain ingredient and theres a little sign next to it that reads “THIS ITEM CONTAINS [INGREDIENT]” is something that cannot be ignored

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now, my last theory was wrong. There is no body to eat sadly, also the guy is eugene after some soul searching, which is fun, shows how easy to fool me. and the first case was a doop, a little play-act. But i truly cannot look away from the fact that how scary it is to have someone just coming into your house and swapping you furniture! Julia! thats scary! I often have uncomfortable dreams about that, or an alternative when someone just comes in and sees me, regards me, and keeps watching

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Also did we just detach the tubes, or did we remove the whole balls? Many things to consider.

Regarding a white christmas tree, paraphrased:

Me: I wonder if we just castrated Christmas?

My sister: ...

My sister: I want you to explain this to me. in detail. where are its balls

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some songs really rub it in that im not in the target demographic

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why would u want 2 b the most fuckable person in the grocery store when u can b the most 'buying groceries fast and going home' person in the grocery store

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Now if the culprit is the snake ( ie. the snake has entered the rats nest, from the poster), and the midnight alley people are into rat lore, then does that mean the culprit ate the body?

Also this guy?? Who da fuck

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rb with your most common recurring theme in your nightmares. mine is pregnancy

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I have read a post here a while ago, in which the blogger claimed that only reason they were more tech savvy than the people sorrounding them is the fact that they were willing to mess around in the options. And back when i read it i gave it truth, but not a lot of thought.

And now i work mostly the till at the big store and man. I truly feel for that blogger now

So the big store has an app for most phones, and like nothing new, some shit tear sales, and all the other frills.

And most people just cannot fathom interacting with the modules. I'm not talking about searching in the options. I'm talking about looking at coupons, activating coupons, LOGGING IN. Now, let me paint the picture. When you are logged in, the first line in the app is 'Welcome, y/n!' If you are not it says 'Log in in order to access the great coupons!' or something similar. And i think more than a third of people stop and just stare at where the card is supposed to be available, in the bottom right corner.

They don't even read the first line, customers just put their phone in my hand, in order for me to summon the card. Now a few problems with this: firstl, i as the shops worker am not supposed to touch the customers phone. Secondly i cannot login for someone else, since i do not know their phone number, e-mail, or password.

People are often surprised when i say that i cannot log in for them, they have to do it. And i dare not mention the first reason, because no one takes that one seirously.

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I haven’t watched drawfee in literally forever but if you think I’m not gonna watch drawtectives three in order to see love of my life Grandma Highforge again, you are sorely mistaken

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and now i fucking become a bird and fly up to sit on a powerline

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Drawtectives: Midnight Alley Episode 1 premiering December 3rd at 1pm ET (That's next week y'all!)