imagine rami malek breaking down crying because his onions aren’t caramelizing fast enough and his dinner guests will be arriving momentarily
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rami just ran by in front of my car lmfao
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some kid just skateboarded down my street crying
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some kid just skateboarded down my street crying
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The Fort Wayne Sentinel, Indiana, December 30, 1908
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CAN WE HIT ONE BILLLIIIOON LIKES!
this part killed me
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current aesthetic: 2011 tyler joseph saying "ladies"
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i rachel elizabeth dare you to make fun of my main girl
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babies icons 💛
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Been there, done that.
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“My problem is that I fall in love with words rather than actions. I fall in love with ideas and thoughts instead of reality and it will be the death of me.”
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Hermes: You can't blame Luke, really. He had a terrible childhood.
Percy: I'm having a terrible childhood right now.
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Apollo: Thanks for inviting us in.
Percy: I invited Meg in. You were with her.
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At probably some point
Percy: *slams through the doors of the Olympus*
Percy: *pours boxes of condoms everywhere aggressively*
Percy: *throws an XXS sized one to Zeus*
Percy: *storms out*
Gods:
Gods:
Artemis: LMAO
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My sister reading PJO
Lightning Thief: This child is not going to survive this.
Rest of the PJO series: How the fuck did he survive this?
The Lost Hero: See? Percy's gone, I told you he wasn't going to survive this.
SoN: Nevermind he's fine.
MoA: No, nevermind, he's in hell or some shit like that.
HoH: How the fuck is he supposed to survive this.
BoO: Oh. That's how.
Me: You mean by having Annabeth by his side?
Sister: I was going to say that by having high levels of sarcasm and sheer dumb luck but sure that too
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Tyson is such a cute lil baby who wants to be friends with everyone.
Like, I can picture Tyson and Nico baking ghost cookies, or Tyson hanging out with Leo, tYSON IS JUST A CUTIE
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