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scientists wont tell you this! (because it's not true)

experts don't want you to know this! (because it's made up)

doctors HATE this one trick! (because it's dangerous and unhealthy)

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We all knew that. We could tell.

drew myself and the guy im seeing as a chimp and a gorilla. What do you think that means

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They need to stop updating the layout of apps. The layout of every app is perfect as is.

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if i’m ever brutally murdered and everyone feels like they need to do something productive in my memory, all i want is for you to pass legislation banning LED headlights in my name. regardless of how irrelevant it is to my murder. it’s relevant to my heart.

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In general I think patches are fucking lame so instead I would suggest you wear David Lynch shirt

i bought an embroidery machine and to test it i made a shitty saw traps patch!

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IT’S BACK!!!!

I’ve been trying to convince you to stop loving superman for ages. I’ve had two asks that you replied to where I tried to convince you that he isn’t worth it and yet you still come up with a reason to love him. What is the thing about him that you love so much? WHAT IS IT??

does this fancam i made help you any

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catch me on @electronicmail

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Fuck you Summer your reign of terror has come to an end

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Dairy Queen employees don’t even hold the blizzard upside down so you see that it doesn’t fall out anymore. They just give it to you in a bag. This sucks.

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2. Im Sexy and I Know It

songs about me

1. Youre So Vain

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Skill issue???

bro im sat here watching this pot and it is nottttt boilingggggg lmao 😭😭😭