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[ateohsixxxx]

tgirl smile to bless your dash keep it goin add more grins

[ateohsixxxx]

I got these weird fake chicken wanna be ass fucking tofu chunks and I should’ve just gotten a block of tofu and pressed it out right cooking these is fucking stupid its not absorbing the adobo at all what the actual fuck if this just taste like plan tofu im going to walk into the god damn ocean

[ateohsixxxx]

Sorry i got too attached and now I'm screaming and crying and beating your lifeless body because I'm so angry that you died before i was done playing with u :/ do u still like me

[ateohsixxxx]

I think you *did* go to prom, so the hair thing is the lie.

I am also never wrong.

And, given the current cult gestalt, if you're gonna be dadding all over the place, I guess I need to be "Pops" or something like that, kiddo.

🐱‍🐉

Hey pops, you’re wrong as hell.

I didn’t go to senior prom cause I got expelled for fighting.

Doing hair was actually my backup plan, originally I wanted to go to art school. Then I decided to become a paralegal. Beauty school was a pretty spontaneous decision, but that’s a lore drop for another drunk night.

Now? I couldn’t imagine doing anything else, even on my worst days at the salon.

Fun Fact: I did a ‘oops all truth’ I was drunk, spare me.

[ateohsixxxx]

(For real this time, no accidental submission)

I promised you a short story based on your FÂtE look, didn't I?

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Some people don't believe in the power of stories. That folklore and urban legends have been nothing but hokey tales spun by starving peasants and clownish teenagers. I pray that they are never proven wrong.

They cannot change their FÂtE!

It's typical to see common threads in stories from different regions of the world, and even different eras. But there's one recurring entity in so many legends across time, it disturbs me to my core.

But how I love to see them try!

It's always called something that translates closest to "Eerie." It's always visible to only one member of a group, who later vanishes without a trace. It seems to be human, but it definitely isn't, often being depicted with massive, bone-crushing jaws and claws that drip with blood. Its gender is unclear. It smiles frequently and is often associated with otherworldly sadism, the violence often shocking even for the most brutal of empires. Victims tend to be in their 20s and 30s of any gender. Bizarrely enough, despite the horrors that its existence implies, tales of Eerie tend to be erotic, despite a lack of any offspring.

Aren't I a catch?

I must admit, I've grown quite fond of this Eerie creature. Every time I see its face appear in another civilization's mythology, it brings me joy. Excitement. Embarrassingly, even slight arousal that has slowly been intensifying. That... seems to be in line with what the victims in the stories tend to feel. Hm. Anyways.

Tell them more about me, my flesh.

Must've gone a little stir-crazy, because I thought I saw it. I went on a lunch date, and a table near us had one person reading a book about folklore. They looked exactly like it, minus the jaws and claws. And I swear to god they were watching me when I wasn't looking. I...

I need to go outside. To the woods. Alone. Do not follow me.

Ah~ there-You-are... I’ve been waiting for you to notice me.

Come along, my darling. You’ve kept me starving too long.

[ateohsixxxx]

I think it might tickle you to know that my Sir answers his mother's phone calls with "mi amor, mi vida". I think it's so fucking cute lol

<3 🦈

Thats so fucking adorable ♡

I need someone to answer my calls with “mi amor, mi vida”, but in a way more sexual way.

[ateohsixxxx]

[ateohsixxxx]

mi vida from the right person????! fucking. dripping

*jots that down*

Pobrecita-like-cosa.

you and your damn notes…

If you want more cheat codes, they’re in Hindi and Arabic. My pussy requires the Konami code for polyglots.

[ateohsixxxx]

Mi goticulona 🖤

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No sé…. es grande…? For real, you mean it??

I got lil hearts in my eyes.

[ateohsixxxx]

“mi hermosa” “mi chula” “mi preciosa” “mi reina”

[ateohsixxxx]

I'm happy to report that while my hair isn't down to my ass, it is almost down to proper mermaid length (aka covering my nipples) and I'm so excited to schedule my fall appointment.

What do ya think I should do this year? I've been doing mostly blues and purples to avoid bleaching too much.

-🌸

How light is your natural color? If your stylist can get their hands on elumen, you might be able to do those pretty fantasy colors without bleaching it out first.

I throw elumen over level 7+ and it takes fucking perfectly. One sec, I’ll show you—

—Here’s some colors I’ve done without bleaching using elumen. It’s possible ♡ plus, elumen doesn’t fade. It’s fucking amazing.

[ateohsixxxx]

I don’t need a man, I need a ‧₊˚ ⋅puppy* ‧₊˚ ⋅

*violent obsessive untrained stray

[ateohsixxxx]

Seriously…? Chill, tumblr, it’s a fucking bag of weed. What the fuck?

[ateohsixxxx]

something i’m eternally weak for as a handler is hearing someone call themselves Puppy in the third person. like a girl hits me with the “puppy needs-“ PUPPY NEEDS WHAT. THE MOON??? I’LL GET THE MOON FOR PUPPY.

[ateohsixxxx]

Hey curious, can't believe you called me a slut in the tags xo

…you can’t believe that? Who do you think I am, peachie baby? What part of that confused you?

[ateohsixxxx]

boy you fuckin piss me off

Looking at you impatiently with violent sexual intent

[ateohsixxxx]

Also, I'm so annoyed I missed saturday. I've been dealing with so much bullshit lately and I need to get you so fucking drunk next time you do an ask game.

How many shots do I have to do with you before I get to pump you for info or manipulate you into giving me custom photos?

Im also annoyed you missed Saturday* Who gave you permission to leave? I know it wasn’t Hot Dangerous Friend, she knows the rules.

*im not actually annoyed, I hope things get more peaceful for you irl so you can play more

That’s the goal for half of the captives, I’m sure they’re sending in shit and then rubbing their hands together like birdman like “yeaaaah imma get the girl-like thing trashed enough to slip up”

My next goal for shots is 30, but I doubt it’ll make me easier to manipulate. I’m paranoid, I always think people have ulterior motives with me, and substance abuse doesn’t quiet those voices. The easiest way to get custom content? Donating to my tattoo fund ♡

But! Good news! Im so very easily manipulated by the almighty dollar, my rent is 1450 and increasing in October.