I…. I did not know that. And I think I like crocs less now…?
Opinions on crocs?
"not many." he shrugs. "i suppose they have their uses. did you know the material they are produced with, croslite, is non-toxic and therefore technically safe to eat?"
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This is the best answer I’ve received, I’m at peace with this knowledge.
When you think about the kool aid man do you think that his jar is his body and the kool aid is his blood or do you think the kool aid is him as a whole and the jar is like his clothes
Baby…
What😭
I think the jar is him as as a whole because he speaks with the mouth of the jar, so the kool-aid in my opinion is just like his melanation. I’m not quite sure if it would be his blood since there’s so many different colors of kool-aid so maybe it’s like his way of dressing up?
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Where’s the sign up sheet?
OP WHERES THE SIGN UP SHEET
errmmm im thinking ab doing some artwork and overworking miself and u stop me by bending me over and stuff ntil im crying and blabbering and its almost like im not there anymore and im pawing at your shirt and wow
no emoji again bc im shy .. i think you know who i am by now !
yeah, you want me to fuck you til you’re glassy eyed, drooling, brain dead, incoherent? want me to shut your brain off with my dick?
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Area Man With No Self Worth Somehow Still Needs To Be Taken Down About A Peg Or Twenty
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“… so many of us who thought we would be dead before the age of thirty. Our reasons for thinking this were rooted in tremendous fears about growing up, about becoming grown women. We wanted to be girls forever.”
bell hooks, Communion: The Female Search for Love
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Choso’s fuckass loafers that’s it that’s the post
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incorrect jjk quotes [50/?]
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Drunk me is a whole different bitch. Sober me would pack a blanket.
I’m drunk lwts go to the lake a fuuu
y’wanna fuck all on top of the leaves an’ sticks?
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I don’t send drunk texts, I send drunk asks. Don’t reply, I’m sober RIP
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I’m foing way too much rn I need to be offline before I rlly embarrass myself
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Physically, I’m fine. Mentally, I’m a Costco blender ready to explode.
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As a hot they/them with tummy problem, I definitely judge you by the quality of your bathroom.
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