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INTP: I’m okay

What she means: Nikola Tesla was one of the brightest minds of his time but due to his lack of people skills and human stupidity, his inventions were often stolen by others and used for their own gain. He made the first robotic model boat, spoke about television before it happened, described the principles of radar before it could happen, invented the radio five years before Marconi started sending messages using it, made AC power, was cheated out of money by several people, including Thomas Edison and the financiers of the Tesla Electric Light Company, and held over 700 patents during his lifetime. Now barely anyone knows anything about him.

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when she starts getting too into using the cat filter on snapchat

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lets bring back romanticism im tired of trying to be rational. were all dumb and we all want love

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The signs as sines

Aries: sin(θ)

Taurus: sin(360°)

Gemini: sin(270°)

Cancer: sin(π/2)

Leo: sin(π/4)

Virgo: sin(40°)

Libra: sin(3π/4)

Scorpio: sin(π/6)

Sagittarius: sin(80°)

Capricorn: sin(10π)

Aquarius: sin(420°)

Pisces: sin(2π/3)

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me hearing tongue tied by grouplove in 2012 for the first time

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When you get a random spike of intense pain that fades away after a few seconds

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the humour in this movie was 20 years ahead of its time. 

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hank hill drinks respect women juice

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So you’re a young lady living in Mulan’s village. Like the other girls you get all dolled up and go to the matchmaker to find a husband.

The local tomboy goes first so you’re chilling outside, psyching yourself up, chatting up the gals, when you hear a crash from inside followed by screaming.

Out runs the matchmaker, she’s covered in ink and on fire. Mulan throws an entire kettle of steaming tea in her face. The matchmaker yells at her that she will never be married or bring her family honor. It’s been at most five minutes.

What do you do? Do you just, like, go home? Explain to your family you didn’t get a husband cause your neighbor set the matchmaker on fire? Do you go inside and try your luck at getting a husband on the 50-50 shot she gives all the well behaved girls good husbands out of spite while risking her foul mood giving everyone shitty matches?

Idk I just wanna know how that afternoon went for everyone else there.

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What don’t have what now

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It’s better in gif form

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i love people who are incredibly book smart but otherwise stupid as shit. i have a friend who got a 4.0 in college but had to ask me if there were calories in soap

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*dr doofenshmirtz voice* perry the platypus? what the fuck are you doing here?