random stuff I like and some of my own stuff. never know what I'm gonna post.
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This is one of the thai restaurants in my hometown and i can tell you first hand this lady is wonderful
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honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation
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Happy 1-ish year anniversary to the MJF trying not to break heel kayfabe pride post
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I’ve discovered my new favorite gimmick account on twitter lmao
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all politics about ai aside if you use it to create fanwork you're just a fucking dweeb
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The super bowl or whatever I'm not american

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obsessed with this photo my friend took out of her window of just a random ass wild rat in her lemon tree. who is he
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all that said the guy with my car insurance company who answered the phone was so fucking funny. he had a heavy Georgia accent which endeared me to him immediately and he was sooo worried about me and apologetic that there was no one to send to my aid and I said "that's okay. if i end up missing though they're gonna interview you as the last person who heard from me. what if there's a documentary?" and he said "ooooooo, can I start drama?" I said, "well, what kind?" And he said, "I'm gonna tell them you said you saw a green flash in the sky over the field and I heard strange voices then the line went dead."
genuinely obsessed with him to this very day.
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