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It's officially been 10 years since Jonny lost his harmonica rights

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For your consideration- Stormlight Archive but every mention of stormlight is replaced with big dick energy

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final destination movies never fail to crack me up, bc why r they SO random 😭😭

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fun date idea! try in vain to protect your world from eldritch outer gods by connecting the train's engine to your wife's heart and dying in each others' arms over the course of 80 years

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Every mechanisms song:

*sad viola intro* jonny d’ville: once upon a time, there were two lesbians who were in love and also in space. But the spgovernment (space government) wanted to kill them, and so they were forced to flee.

jessica law (to the tune of old macdonald): oooh baby I love you. I’m so sorry the spgovernment wants to kill us because we committed genocide *drumbot brian starts banging out the tunes* [CHORUS]

jonny d’ville: you see, these two lovers had actually committed genocide.

literally any of the other band members: *slightly higher voice than usual* my dearest, I love you too. I’d do anything to protect you, even sacrifice my life for yours [CHORUS AGAIN]

*worst harmonica you’ve ever heard in your life*

[CHORUS ONE FINAL TIME] (it goes really hard even though it’s still to the tune of old macdonald)

*outro music* jonny d’ville: and then they both died. not even in each others’ arms or anything. yeah it was really depressing

and then it’s the best fucking song you’ve ever heard

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By Mathias Appel - Lemur, CC0, Link

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Shallan is such a funny character because 85% of the time reading her story’s like, “oh my god this is some of the most gut-wrenchingly compelling character writing I’ve ever seen” and then 15% of the time she’ll say something and it’s just… you can’t be talking like that lighteyed baby…

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saw this and immediately thought of them

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i need something beautiful and romantic to happen to me NOW

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It’s crazy that countries on the edge of the Sahara desert are reversing desertification by just digging half circles

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Jasnah Kholin

Spent too long on her hair and now my hands are cramped, also Jasnah with dyed hair lives rent free in my brain

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Death in love

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daily gunpowder tim!!!! giving out flyers! this picture is very silly to me. :3

im pretty sure these are for ulysses dies at dawn, which i think is really cool and kind of hilarious that they were probably standing there in the street like this

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Aspenlore Jesus and Judas (i used Jesus as painting practice but i drew Judas first and ended up not wanting to continue Judas further so thats why) co-written with @foronelittlekiss

I just drew these to get a better grip at how they look like and also to fit canon where Jesus has eyes like liquid gold in the sunlight and his skin is also like burnished brassy gold as a subtle cue to his divine nature

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Shout out to people with auditory processing disorder!!!