I'm a 30 year old asexual lady who likes various things.
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i don’t even get what’s wrong with this gif
i mean she pours the soda perfectly why do they all shit their pants
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A+ example of how the media manipulates people for clicks and anger engagement.
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*gets inside your mind*
* makes you gay*
*leaves*
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stopp omg why are primary care doctors like "girl theres nothing wrong with you" and then you convince them to write the referral and you finally see a specialist and the specialist is like "goddamn you got syndrome"
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Shoutout to the people who don’t think double texts seem clingy or uncool text me all day spam me I’m into that kinda shit.
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Seizure First Aid.
Learn it. Share it. Know it. Use it.
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It was kind of a dick move to create animals that require air, then confine them to the freaking ocean
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Asexual playlist

I tried my best to find some songs that fit the concept of romantic, maybe queer platonic, but asexual feelings for a person. I have a friend I care for so much and I need and want him in my life really bad. But my need for closeness can rather be satisfied by talking, sitting next to him, looking in his eyes, waking up in the same room and laughing together instead of touching.
Listen to on 8tracks
Songs:
1. Metallica - Nothing Else Matters | 2. Poets Of The Fall - Temple Of Thought | 3. Pendulum - Watercolour | 4. Collin McLoughlin - If I Lose Myself | 5. Sam Tsui - Clarity (low pitch) | 6. Awolnation - Sail | 7. Alphaville - Sounds Like A Melody | 8. Hurts - Stay | 9. The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus - Your Guardian Angel | 10. Shinedown - Call Me | 11. Collin McLoughlin - Mirrors | 12. Woodkid - I Love You | 13. Bastille - Sleepsong | 14. Ellie Golding - I Need Your Love | 15. Poets Of The Fall - War
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You know what’s funny? Teachers who are proud of the fact no one passes their class. Why are they so smug that so many kids fail???? A classroom’s grades reflect on a teachers ability to teach??? You??? Suck at your job?????
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Pet Shop Boys - You only tell me you love me when you’re drunk
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Doofenshmirtz is trans and it’s undeniable at this point.
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when i was a toddler i thought god was an imperceivable web of white pulsing membranes stretched over itself a million times and i thought he lived inside the wooden pulpit at my church
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