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Great on top of everything else now we gotta deal with The Giant Sphere

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rewatched chicken run

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what does it say about us as a culture that most of our microwaves have a dedicated popcorn button

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*sniffing you with my antennae* hm. i do not think you are a leafs

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* (Oh, these parentheses I keep opening?

* (I'm collecting them.

* (Right now, I'm 1,762 parentheses deep.

* (Oh, my precious parentheses... (I don't ever want to close them!

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How many sex toys do you have?

None

One

Two

Three

Four

Five

Six to ten

Ten to fifteen

Fifteen to twenty

Twenty plus

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absolutely amazing things happening right now. I had to triple check that these were real

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"dont do kink in public!!" do you WANT those bitches who host taskmaster to lose their jobs?????

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Pee changing color depending on ur hydration is very intuitive game desigm

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This is who is leading the NYC mayoral democratic primary rn

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hot women named 'Heat Advisory' keep sending me messages

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Holy shit!! Nice job, NYC!

Edit: snickering at this 😂😂😂

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STOP CENSORING SUBTITLES/TRANSCRIPTS/CLOSED CAPTIONS

LET DEAF AND NEURODIVERGENT PEOPLE READ “FUCK”

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my silly little jester costume for the play I’m in is so fire you all wish you were me

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like mother like son passed on her love for tall big tiddy goths