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sharice davids just unseated a republican in the middle of fucking kansas becoming the first native american woman to serve in the us house of representatives and guess what SHE’S ALSO A LESBIAN 

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cat hate is just so…….. embarrassing

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Hi, I’m Julia Morris.

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This is the /an/ post that keeps on giving.

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From @veggiedayz: “Blackberry has a song he wants to sing for you.” #cutepetclub [source: http://ift.tt/28SdMmN ]

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over-explaining everything because you’re scared of not making sense or people thinking you’re stupid

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look at my idiot cat try to knead with his front paws AND his back paws

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when will the clown sightings happen again that was fun

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I’m going to give you the best piece of Adult Life Is Hard advice I’ve ever learned:

Talk to people when things go to shit.

I don’t just mean get it off your chest, although that’s good. I mean: Something’s wrong with your paycheck/you lost your job/you had unexpected emergency car repairs and now you’re broke so your credit card payment is late. Like, not just 15 days late. We’re talking, shit got crazy and now you’re 90 days late with compounded interest and late fees and the Minimum Payment Due is, like, $390, and you’ve got about $3.90 in your bank account. Call the credit card company. 

I know it’s scary. I know you feel like you’re going to get in trouble, like you’re gong to get yelled at or scolded for not having your life together. But the credit card company isn’t your parents; they’re just interested in getting money from you. And you can’t squeeze blood from a stone or money from someone who doesn’t have any. So what you do is you call them. You explain you’re experiencing temporary financial hardships, and you’re currently unable to bring your account up to date, but you don’t want to just let it get worse. Can you maybe talk to someone about a payment plan so you can work something out? Nine times out of ten you’ll be able to negotiate something so that at least it’s not just taking a constant, giant shit on your credit score.

- Can’t pay your power bill? Call the power company.

- Can’t pay your full rent? Talk to your landlord.

- Had to go to the hospital without insurance and have giant medical bills looming in your place? Call the hospital and ask if they have someone who helps people with financial hardships. Many do.

- Got super sick and missed half a semester of class because flu/pneumonia/auto-immune problems/depressive episode? Talk to your professor. If that doesn’t help, talk to your advisor.

You may not be able to fix everything, but you’ll likely be able to make improvements. At the very least, it’s possible that they have a list of people you can contact to help you with things. (Also, don’t be afraid to google things like, “I can’t pay my power bill [state you live in]” because you’d be surprised at what turns up on Google!) But the thing is, people in these positions gain nothing if you fail. There’s no emotional satisfaction for them if your attempts at having your life together completely bite the dust. In fact, they stand to benefit if things work out for you! And chances are, they’ll be completely happy to take $20 a month from you over getting $0 a month from you, your account will be considered current because you’ve talked to them and made an agreement, you won’t get reported to a collections agency, and your credit score won’t completely tank.

Here’s some helpful tips to keep in mind:

1. Be polite. Don’t demand things; request them. Let me tell you about how customer service people hold your life in their hands and how many extra miles they’ll go for someone who is nice to them.

2. Stick to the facts, and keep them minimal unless asked for them. Chances are they’re not really interested in the details. “We had several family emergencies in a row, and now I’m having trouble making the payments” is better than “Well, two months ago my husband wrecked his bike, and then he had a reaction to the muscle relaxer they gave him, and then our dog swallowed a shoestring and we had to take him to the emergency clinic, and just last week MY car broke down, and now my account’s in the negatives and I don’t know how I’m gonna get it back out.” The person you’re talking to is aware shit happens to everyone; they don’t need the details to prove you’re somehow “worthy” of being helped. They may ask you for details at a certain point if they have to fill out any kind of request form, but let them do that.

3. Ask questions. “Is there anything we can do about X?” “Would it be possible to move my payment date to Y day instead so it’s not coming out of the same paycheck as my rent?” The answer may be “no.” That’s not a failure on your part. But a good customer service person may have an alternate solution. 

Anyway! I hope that helps! Don’t just assume the answer is “no” before you’ve even begun. There is more help out there than you ever imagined.

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The bar is so low for men…. I could say my type is men who use toothpaste & shower & that cancels out like 88.967% of men

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this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

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i got a rare condition

i got a glass dick and paper balls

every time i jump my dick just shatters and my nuts turn into origami paper cranes and fly away

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men are just allowed to be ugly

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🕊👼🏼 types of angels 👼🏼🕊

seraph: stays up too late every night, stubborn & strong minded, playfully sarcastic, pretty voices, every piece of clothing they own is either black white or grey, succeeds at anything they try, reads a lot, makes others envious without trying, often told they’re intimidating, ink stained hands, gets asked what’s wrong when nothing’s wrong, listens to music on high volume, over sized t-shirts

cherub: small but powerful, slightly short temper, loud laughter, hates confrontation, defends anyone who needs it no matter what, underestimated at times, lover of anything pink, doesn’t like to be alone, gets excited when they see dogs, always seems optimistic but struggles to smile sometimes, loves spring and watching flowers grow, short attention span, hates arguments and loud voices

throne: can seem awkward but is just quiet and shy, blushes easily, has a soft smile, nostalgia, hangs polaroids on their walls, listens to classical music, morning person, enjoys nature walks, collects little memorable things, a comforting aura hangs around them, listens to records instead of cds, charm bracelets, reads & writes poetry, calls everyone angel, smiles at random strangers on the street when they pass, doesn’t open up easily

dominion: old souls, enjoys their alone time, mom friends but tries to hide it, worries too much, very neat, nice handwriting, likes to stay on schedule and routine, the one everyone comes to for advice, can seem serious but is actually very funny, passes classes without studying, gets happy when they see babies & children, nervous before things but when they happen they do perfectly, gardens and knits, treats their friends like family

virtue: disappears from time to time and no one knows where they go, messy but can always find things, would die for any animal, wants to be reborn as a star, forgets things constantly, knows every constellation, always gives others compliments no matter if it’s a stranger or not, loves rainy days, deep thoughts @ 3 am, lives chaotically but still eats healthy, does assignments the day before, asks a lot of questions but they’re just curious about everything, wants to know the meaning of life

power: red lipstick & leather, likes night more than day, strongly independent, can get quite fearsome when angry, quiet voices, blunt and always tells it like it is, forgives but never forgets, loyal to people they love until they die, can’t stand seeing others hurt, teaches self love to others, deserves the world

principality: loves being outside more than inside, has a knack for gardening and growing things, picks fresh fruit, always bare footed, plays in the puddles when it rains, stops to feed stray cats & dogs, visits art museums any time they can, wiser than they look, great at philosophy and teaching things to others, naturally creative and brilliant, extremely inspirational even if they don’t know it

archangel: can look intimidating and hard to approach but is actually kindhearted and friendly, fierce and relentless when it comes to something they care about, complex and difficult personalities, leaders, good with their words and always know what to say, incredibly loyal, understanding and empathetic of anything others are going through, can be unpredictable at times

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Guys really be out here thinking I won’t smash a wine bottle over their head

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If you’re a man and you don’t love your girlfriend a lesbian will