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FITTED TO WHOM

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you deserve to be loved without having to hide the parts of yourself that you think are unlovable.

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gonna start signing all my messages and posts with this (っ’-‘)╮ =͟͟͞͞🍋ﾌﾞｫﾝ but with a situationally relevant emoji

for example. i like frogs (っ’-‘)╮ =͟͟͞͞🐸ﾌﾞｫﾝ

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cats are so dumb lol they eat shitty brown pellets like lol have u ever had a cheeseburger

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things 2 put on your dating profile

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“do you want the rest of my-”

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you can unfollow me but you can’t un-read my posts so really i’m the winner here

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May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

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Coat  //  Jacket

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Lapis: I’m off to bed.

Peridot: Night.

Lapis: *comes back* You know, I’m not that tired.

Peridot: … Pumpkin is in the hammock, right?

Lapis: She looks like an angel!

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psychic: *reads my mind* my mind:

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Clowns honk their noses to pump their blood because they got rid of their hearts long ago

i’m gonna fillet you like a fucking flounder

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PLEASE DONT SCROLL PAST

hey everybody, im sorry i sound so desperate here, but my landlord and my roomate want danny gone. hes disabled (his leg is deformed) and hand raised, so he wont survive on his own outside, and i desperately need to find a home for him. i live in philadelphia and cannot drive but i am willing to take the busses wherever i need to! if you can come pick him up yourself though he comes with a cage and a diaper (just the diaper is coming w him if i have to drop hom off though, as im disabled and bringing such a huge cage on the busses and trains would be impossible.

it has more in it now, but im at work and i cant take a picture of it right this second. ill be updating this post with pictures of his current setup that he would be coming with, but because this situation is so desperate hes literally free. the cage cost like 150$ off craigslist, and buying it new would be close to 400$ just because its so large. it’s a little old because its double used, but its better than nothing

if you cant help me find a new home for him, please please reblog this. if you do youre helping save this birds life! we really really need the help.

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hydrogenbombs:

refreshing and gaining TWO followers

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my kid has started to write stories and like, no lies, they’re funny as fuck