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"ur bra strap is showing" u say
children begin to scream
tears r streaming down my face
my parents disown me and sell me to a shady, moustached man for three goats
no one can ever kno i wear a bra
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Might as well give it a try.
POKEMON GYM BADGE GIVEAWAY!
Time for another giveaway! This time it’s Pokemon! There will be two winners to this one!
First place will get:
Kanto Gym Badge pin set
Johto Gym Badge pin set
Second place will get:
Kanto Gym Badge pin set
HOW TO ENTER/RULES:
Reblog this post to enter. REBLOG ONLY ONCE.
You can like this post, but likes won’t count towards your win!
Fandom (like fuck-yeah blogs or blogs run by multiple people)/ask blogs/non-personal blogs/RP blogs are not eligible to win. They can reblog to pimp the post, but they will not be considered in the final choosing.
Have your asks open around the time the winner will be announced - anyone with asks closed will be automatically looked over.
Reply to the ask sent announcing your win within 48 hours. If you do not, another winner will be chosen.
That’s it! No follow is required, though it would be appreciated.
GIVEAWAY ENDS SEPTEMBER 1ST!
Happy Reblogging!
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What tumblr users really need to stop doing:
• post information that isn’t final and demand immediate actions
• abuse the petition system because stop
• send anon hate
•bully people for misinformation
• bully celebrities
•bully people for opinions
•BULLY PERIOD
•STOP BEING A BUNCH OF OFFENDED PUSSIES WHO EXPECT EVERYTHING TO NOT BE TRIGGERING AND EASY FOR THEM AND FOR EVERYONE TO AGREE WITH THEM BECAUSE LIFE ISN’T EASY AND A LITTLE HARDSHIP ISN’T A BAD THING GOD
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Q. how did Peercy Jackson create an intimate atmosphere in his bedroom
A. mood lightning
Q. what kind of ‘thunderwear’ did Parcy Jasbon wear
A. lightning briefs
Q. what was Pesy Janckens least favorite thing to do in school
A. a myth test
Q. what grade did Precy Jocket get on it
A. C of monsters
Check back here every day for more great Poercy Jokem jokes
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*go onto blog*
song u like autoplays
*jam for a little bit*
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a friendly desert community where the sun is hot, the moon is beautiful, and mysterious lights pass overhead while we all pretend to sleep
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RUDE
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Once I had a whole bottle of cough syrup (Accidentally. Kinda) and this is what happened.
I don’t recall making it or really anything from that night but the next day a bunch of people were all “what the fuck was that cat you sent me”
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