The human brain is not equipped to see War, Famine, Pollution, and Death when they don’t want to be seen, and has got so good at not seeing that it often manages not to see them even when they abound on every side.
bill nye has fucking snapped. if you say the words “chinese hoax” he’ll personally teleport to your location, set you on fire, and tell you that “oh no boo hoo you can’t stop being on fire because it costs too much money to not be on fire guess it’s just not worth extinguishing you”. he’d stab an oil company exec with knife hidden under his light blue lab coat. that man has gone off the civility rails, he is absolutely living, i admire him fully, we stan
Can we talk about how Aziraphale looked mildly interested when Crowley slammed him against the wall here
His eyes shifted down a little, what’s on your mind, Aziraphale?
And when the nun lady appeared, “break up” their “intimate moment”
Upon her voice, Crowley turned to look right away while this bastard angel was still too busy enjoying himself, he was totally unfazed
Missouri and we make fun of Illinois for their really strict and stupid laws. Example: illegal to text and drive but legalized recreational weed.
reblog this with what state you’re from and what neighboring state you like to make fun of. I’m from Ohio and I like to make fun of Indiana. cause they only have corn, Mike Pence, and one cool city. that’s it.
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