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BEST FRIEND HANDSHAKE CAPRI SUN MINI BIKE NERDS i’m dead

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Wish we cøuld turn back time, to the gøød øld days

when our mamas sang us to sleep, but nøw we’re stressed øut. 

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that health aesthetic

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Californians: we got in n out 

me: we got water

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the signs moms

aries: angelina jolie

taurus: zendaya

gemini: amber rose

cancer: nicki minaj

leo: leigh-anne pinnock

virgo: kristen stewart

libra: beyonce

scorpio: selena quintanilla

sagittarius: ariana grande

capricorn: hayley williams

aquarius: rihanna

pisces: lupita nyong’o

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Ray's Last Day

Geoff: See you round, buddy

Ray: See ya, Geoff

Ray: *opens achievement hunter office door*

Ray: *Giant blockade in doorway*

Ray:

Ray:

Ray: What the actual fuc-

Geoff: *Whisper sobs* No way in, no way out

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Patrick + Small Animals

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“Where there’s life there’s hope, and need of vittles.”  

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some things about islam:

hateful speech is not allowed

violent acts are not allowed

misogyny is not allowed

sexism is not allowed

murder is not allowed

stealing is not allowed

oh yeah and taking people into hostages is also not allowed

they may be carrying ”islamic flags” but they’re not considered muslim by actual decent muslims. who know their religion quite well

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The Signs when insulted

Destroys you : Aries, Gemini, Scorpio

Cries : Cancer, Pisces

Laughs : Taurus, Sagittarius, Aquarius

Doesn’t give a fuck : Leo, Libra, Capricorn, Virgo

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My friend Rebecca and I made this in our Advisory class a couple of weeks ago. Academic time well spent. 

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tyler wrote a song thats about loving his wife as well as capitalism and potholes i hate this band