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i’m a member of the student cinema committee at uni and i work the desk selling tickets + the week we were showing american sniper every time someone asked for it i told them it was sold out and did they wanna watch selma instead and at the end of the week we were drawing up the numbers + the head of the committee was like ‘wow i’ve never seen a film tank like that almost no one came to see it’ and i was just there like ‘mm yeh that’s so weird’
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Schumer then sticks it right to Congress without saying a word
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the sex ed guide your parents didn't give you
how to put a condom on
where to get free birth control
the hymen debunked
cleaning your vibrators
how to avoid pressures
signs you may be pregnant
safe guide to anal sex
all about dental dams
disabled sexual resources
what is hiv?
feminist porn
female ejaculation
fisting 101
communication during sex
setting sexual boundaries
bdsm vs abuse
lube during sex
the clitoris
sex education games
understanding gender
what to do if your nudes were leaked
intersex
sexual consent
all about masturbation
choosing a sex toy
tips for your first time
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u have to sit on some soft grass or, a mattress in the sun sometimes to give your shadow a soft place to rest. she’s always on that pavement.. cement.. floorboards.. it’s not good for her
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Kill this show already
we’ve moved past beating a dead horse and arrived at ‘palaeontologists are unearthing remains of severely mistreated horse corpse’
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Who the hell invented the word “smexy” and what the fuck does the letter m in it even stand for
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Aka most boys
BOY HANDS !!!!!!!!! BOYS WITH HANDS!!!!!!!!!! BOYS WITH VEINY HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!! THE HANDS OF BOYS
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Morgan Freeman Narrates Himself Playing Pokémon Go
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you can beat up a skeleton and steal their arms to use as a weapon in the new zelda
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Are you an introvert? You might relate to this page: Introvert Problems Facebook Page
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