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Being an adult in this recession and being like wow I am totally "splurging" on 3 new sets of cotton underwear and 3 pairs of socks like whoaaaaa hold your horses duke of the land where's all this money gonna come from
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can I come over and untangle any wired headphones u have
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Cable is the ideal way to watch movies outside of a cinema. Most of a movie you never seen or 20 minutes of a movie you’ve seen a thousand times. I didn’t see the opening of The Fugitive or A Few Good Men until I was over 25. Sometimes the commercial breaks are so long I forget what I’m watching. Just caught the last 15 minutes of The Lion King. Inner peace.
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gap in my résumé cause i was just snuggled up so cozy
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concert i have booked for october probably will end up getting cancelled due to one of the band members getting charged with terrorism. sigh
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leaving the movie theater and saying “it was pretty funny but it was clearly staged :/”
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I don’t fucking know how to stop buying stupid black T shirts with shit I like on it
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