one time i had a dream that tiktok users deemed “kid” as a slur and that you HAD to refer to them as minors otherwise you would get harassed and threatened with doxxing. you couldn’t say “when i was a kid” anymore for example you HAD to say “when i was a minor” instead
Xie lian calm down hua cheng went to the bathroom 6 minutes ago he's probably just taking a shit
[Video description: animatic of xie lian drawn to audio of jessica rabbit. Very worried and distraught, he yells "I have to find my darling husband! I'm so worried about him." feng xin and mu qing, filled with judgement, tell him "seriously, what do you see in that guy?". the final frame is xie lian eyes closed and lovestruck, one hand propped on his face as he thinks of hua cheng and says "he makes me laugh". feng xin and mu qing are in the distance and wordlessly look at each other in defeat. End description
Humble ask for wangxian for your mxtx art request? In whatever style you like. Bonus if you have a sleepy wei ying bribing lan zhan with kisses so his hubby would let him sleep in ala the audio series. Honestly anything with wei ying being pampered by lan zhan is great
so the biting scene was kinda wtf ridiculous to me at first but then i let it spin like a rotisserie chicken in my mind for a bit and like.
lan zhan is exceptionally powerful and hardworking and highly observant and has spent his whole life crafting himself into the perfect member of his clan, which means among other things suppressing all his emotions, and he really struggles with verbal communication and just people in general. and then in the span of like a week or two, he is powerless to stop his home from being burned down, is physically injured, then forced to leave his father on his deathbed to go be used as a human shield by the evil fucks who caused all this, while his brother is gone and may or may not be in danger himself. and then on top of all that, he is stuck in a cave without his weapons with a monster and his crush (not his crush bc he can’t have those types of feelings), who also happens to be the most annoying person in the universe who has been openly and inappropriately flirting with various women AND himself and then saving the women AND himself and just keeps being a yappy little shit and grabs his very personal sacred headband and won’t fucking shut the fuck up and is half naked on top of all that, and lan zhan isn’t able to communicate his feelings in the best of times and is currently too weak to even punch him in his obnoxious pretty face so of course he’s just gonna bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you
Do you ever have moments where you black out for indefinite amounts of time and months later you find Alvin and the Chipmunks fanart you don’t remember drawing?
I love Xie Lian's signature white look. I do. He's always stunning and gorgeous. It's simple, perfect for adventures, dumpster diving, flirting with demon lords, you get it. But this outfit?? I had to make my own crusty screenshots for it because CLEARLY I'm the only who sees how much of a fucking serve it is.
The deep blue and with the royal purpur underneath? Giving him a mysterious aura, someone who's knowledgeable but also potentially dangerous? The white appliqués, adding a delicate touch?
The silver butterfly mask with small blood red droplets and detailing?
The almost floor length sleeves and dramatic cape?
The ADORABLE butterfly hair clip matching his mask, straight out of Hua Cheng's romantic daydreams??
If you are going to commit horrific and over the top acts of retributive justice this is the getup to do it in cause you put it on and you're already KILLING IT.