atrashmammall

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(gripping the skink with both hands, pale and feverish, sweating and shaking as I look at myself in the mirror) “killing a character is a valid writing choice that can be a crucial plot mechanic and lend beauty and depth to the story as a whole” (wretches up blood into the sink) “even when it’s my favorite character”

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obviously the morally against shipping boundary warrioring mcyt panopticon of 2021 was terrible but by god was it so beautiful to have a fandom where platonic relationships were adored above all else

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*Who..? Who’s going to hear?

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i don’t know how to explain to you people that no matter what a country’s government is like i do not and will not support the US indiscriminately bombing that country’s civilians and i don’t know why that’s a controversial take tbh

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"you should be at the club" I should be working on my fanfic

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they should invent a bus that never gets stuck in traffic because it's on its own path separated from the roads. and then chain multiple of them together and put it on rails. has anyone had this idea before.

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*Dictating suicide note to my secretary who is typing it in on a big antique typewriter*

*Phone rings, i go to answer it*

Mhm. Yeah. Mhm. I see. Thanks. *hangs up*

Sharlene you can go ahead and cancel that, i've just been informed that We're Back

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when the lyrics you've been mishearing are more clever than what's actually in the song

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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.

"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"

but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.

such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.

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a rare smile

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the sequel that was asked for but . now when theyre not such bigshots the slop continues

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whoops I accidentally may have made a mascot. She is a possum with a pencil and her best friend is a mosquito. Let’s see if I even remember them next year

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BOOOOO BOOOOO TOMATO TOMATO

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absolutely amazing things happening right now. I had to triple check that these were real

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earlier my friend said to me “somewhere out there, in an alternate universe, there’s an all female rock band called ‘king’” and I’m STILL recovering from that mental image and how gay it made me feel

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IT FUCKIN YURI DAAAAAAAAAAAY

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Me trying to pick all the options that I think Kris would want to do and say so they don't hate me as much for controlling them