atreeisatreeisabook
atreeisatreeisabook
I have absolutely no idea why any of us are here
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atreeisatreeisabook · 5 hours ago
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reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead
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atreeisatreeisabook · 5 hours ago
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How did ancient Chinese tombs set up mechanisms to deter tomb robbers? (This is just a basic demonstration - in reality, it was far more complex. The mausoleums of Qin Shi Huang (259-210 BCE) and Empress Wu Zetian (624-705 CE) remain unexcavated to this day because current technology cannot safely handle them.) Cnetizen say "No excavation needed - mercury level testing suffices. The Records of the Grand Historian documents that the First Emperor's underground palace used mercury to simulate rivers and seas. Being highly volatile, the mercury would have largely dissipated over time - not just since Xiang Yu's era 2,200 years ago, but even if Huang Chao's rebels had breached it 1,000 years later. Yet modern instruments detect severely elevated mercury levels at the site!" This confirms the mausoleum has never been substantially breached. While we cannot rule out that a few tomb raiders ('touching gold captains') may have entered, none could have survived - the instant mercury vapor exposure would have been fatal." Qin Shi Huang is revered as the 'Ancestral Dragon' in China, so people never joke about him - it’s believed to bring bad luck (a superstition tied to disrespecting the 'Dragon Emperor'). This might also explain why no one has dared to open his mausoleum to this day.
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atreeisatreeisabook · 5 hours ago
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fake relationship but its a king and his concubine that was once an amazing soldier but he couldn’t go up the ranks for whatever reason so the king was like listen. hear me out. you can be my strategy dude. u just gotta be okay w walking around shirtless a lot. and soldier dude is like man that’s an UPSIDE and yknow they end up falling in love
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atreeisatreeisabook · 6 hours ago
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all i do anymore is have a cut on my finger
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atreeisatreeisabook · 6 hours ago
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Manga makes me play colour guessing every time I see a new character I'd like to draw haha
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atreeisatreeisabook · 6 hours ago
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atreeisatreeisabook · 6 hours ago
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by @beetlemoses
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atreeisatreeisabook · 7 hours ago
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atreeisatreeisabook · 7 hours ago
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RAT GALA
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atreeisatreeisabook · 14 hours ago
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atreeisatreeisabook · 16 hours ago
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Gen Z has changed the beloved children’s game Duck Duck Goose to Based Based Cringe
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atreeisatreeisabook · 1 day ago
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conservatives have fully lost the plot its actually extremely normal for little kids to pretend to be animals. it's a pretty essential part of their mental development and helps them practice creative skills actually. if a kid comes up to you and says "I'm a kitty cat" you don't need to reality check them. it's fine actually. the correct response is to say "are you? have you caught any mice today? what kind of kitty cat? do you have orange stripes? should we have tuna salad for lunch?"
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atreeisatreeisabook · 1 day ago
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Gandalf x Hatsune Miku Collab
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atreeisatreeisabook · 1 day ago
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me impatiently to the little french cat boiling me in a stew: chat am I cooked
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atreeisatreeisabook · 1 day ago
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atreeisatreeisabook · 1 day ago
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i dont like it when the task avoidance gets to the scary part
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atreeisatreeisabook · 1 day ago
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dating a princessgirl is great until she exercises unilateral authority to keep snuggling you instead of letting you get up
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