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HE'S FINALLY HERE!! After putting this off for like a month i finished up Donovan's character page, which is kinda ironic consdiering he's the reason the au got it's name. To put it simply, this spawned from me asking myself the question I'm certain most furnace fans have at some point: What if Donovan survived? Then I asked myself how that would work, and one obvious solution came to mind: What if he was immune to the nectar? if he never went through a blacksuit transformation, what was stopping the others from yoinking him out of the infirmary while the wheezers weren't looking? Then I started messing with the nectar & fleshing out how the furnace organization/prison works and it got out of hand (I'll get to that at some point in the next 50 years) but yeah!

Tldr: Its a Donovan lives AU!! (and also a whole bunch of other stuff but shhh we dont need to talk about that yet)

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my aunt who thinks I'm a weird little freak stopped by my house for the first time, and she was so clearly oggling everything and pursing her lips. I said "and that's the bad man" and pointed to my life-size puppet, and she didn't even respond.

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imsorry for being a hater (insincere) but im tired of seeing skinny women with huge boobs in art. slap some teacup titties on her chest or give her some padding to match the jugs. cowards

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I hope parents never stop making their little kids wear those hats with pom-poms on both sides like teddy bear ears. Brightens my day every time. The winter is dark and the winds are harsh but at least there's little ewoks toddling about.

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ive never seen anyone capture the feeling of meeting older dykes as well as this

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I'm trying to figure out a good way to say "you really should actually learn the basics of small talk" with sounding like I'm biased against autistic people.

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curious about something so i want to conduct a free-response survey. who (or what) first comes to your mind when you hear the name sebastian

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it’s also fucked up that fat people literally fear going to the doctor for anything because they know the first thing out of their dr’s mouth no matter what their ailment is, is gonna be “lose weight lol” broken leg? lose weight. rash? lose weight. whooping cough? lose weight binch!!!!! like we get it. but can you just write my prescription you bitch so i can go eat a salad and not call you again until im about to die of the plague????

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there needs to be a niceys block button that says i have nothing against you i am only curating my experience and then a toughies block button that i dont know kills them with spikes

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Honk

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Big Bear

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You discover that you have control over a certain thing, as determined by spinning this wheel. We're talking full-on magical girl/superhero/supervillain/your label of choice control.

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every now and then the internet decides it should revamp the ole “stop texting first and see how many friends you lose” when in reality you could literally just communicate that u feel bad that ur the only one texting first

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On my first day in Germany I got to my hotel and I couldn't get the lights to turn on. And I was like "Eh, fuck it, I'll just take a shower in the dark." And then the shower wouldn't get hot. I waited and waited and it stayed ice cold.

So I go down to the front desk and I'm like "My lights won't turn on and my shower won't get hot" so they send this guy up with me. We get into the room and I flick the switch and nothing happens so I'm like "See?"

And he goes "You must put your card in the slot."

"I... what? I have to put my room card in the light switch?"

"Of course!"

Now I have been in many hotels in the US and never encountered this concept, but apparently it was something most of their guests already knew. So I'm looking like a fool at this point. I feel like an idiot. The dude is fully grinning at me. I put the card in the slot and voila, the light turns on.

Then he's like "Ok, let's see if the shower works. You know you must wait for the hot water?" and I just know he's thinking I'm an idiot who also can't use a shower. This stupid American can't wait for the hot water! She can't even use a light switch or a shower!

And I guess he was distracted by these thoughts of my stupidity, because this dude fully stepped into the shower. In his nice dress shirt and slacks. He just. Gets into the shower.

And turns it on.

Have you ever seen a playing field get leveled instantaneously