finch | they/them | 21 | d20 & smosh & cozy stuff mainly :)
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being an online weirdo is fucking awesome because you get to befriend other online weirdos. just now saw a sexual motorcycle post and i was like "hey i'll send this to my buddy, The Motorcycle Fucker" and sure enough it was a smash hit
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maybe i like my tech a little bit inconvenient
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i love riz gukgak because hes a little cunt but is also kind and gentle at heart and i love gorgug thistlespring because he is kind and gentle at heart but is also a little cunt
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cigarettes and list of maritime disasters on wikipedia on a cool summer night
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Acquiring “who tf is this guy? Who is he?” As my new vocal stim
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i hate hate hate when i cant share a funny piece of information bc it doxxes me . What if i want to share my information i fucking love my information #myinformation
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being the last one to send a message before the chat falls into sudden silence always feels like u just made the worst faux pas of your life and you go sorry guys was that weird and they're all like no sorry I was just looking at a leaf on tbe ground leaf.jpg like oh ok
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I think Jens Lyndelle would call me a fag as an insult. He can reclaim it and some might even argue that in his world it was invented for him. He is calling me it as a slur. Brian Murphy has created the most homophobic gay man I have ever seen and I think it is art. He's not even gay he just reads as gay he's attracted to money. Canonically. Professional hater twink is a genre but Jens Lyndelle just wins it he wins the genre. He wins at being a mean pathetic twink I don't care that nobody knows who he is. I am obsessed with him.
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biting into my veggie wrap like it's the leg of a wildebeest ive just bested in battle
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"this is unbecoming of me" is genuinely a useful thing to have in your mental toolbox
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i love when flowers close in the evening like good night girl i love you sleep tight
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why do middle aged women love winking so much what are u all winking about
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