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Maybe I’ll get sexy after this

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And remember this is all stupid doo doo logic

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Sea made my eyes sting but I’ve never felt relief like this wish it could stay like this forever but it’s just playing pretend like what I wish my life was. 8 days of breathing of my back not aching of not doing the job of three people. Paycheck is going to be shit when it comes time to pay rent but I’m living salty now

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Should of trusted me instincts

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Big muscular men being hairless freaks me out a bit it’s giving mutation gmo chicken

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10 HOURS BUT ITS WHATEVER

Keep telling myself in 8 hours I’ll be drinking a Bloody Mary like some sick alcoholic mantra I feel like a middle aged man

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sharkplane77

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Our bus has been impounded

This party act is grounded

We will be here forever

This was a cursed endeavor

Our Venga story’s tragic

We stole our party magic

From ancient wizard’s tower

We didn’t know his power

He turned us into weevils

And made our bus illegal

There is no hope of rescue

We’re sorry that we failed you

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If I have to be exposed to the High On Life 2 trailer breakdown one more time I’m going to poison every IPA brewery

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“Bi? Gay? Lesbian? I don’t know. As long as I can have your babies, I’m good.”

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Oh my god they named the knife Knifey 🤣🤣🤣 it’s so funny cuz it isn’t a creative name for a knife 🤣🤣🤣 his name is knifey cause he’s a knife 🤣🤣🤣 let’s all put guns to the roofs of our mouths 🤣🤣🤣

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Alcoholic. Kind of mood. Lose my clothes. Lose my lube.

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Trump being soft on gay people is like how Hitler loved dogs.