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$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

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"Not having a carrd is a red flag!" No a red flag is you thinking you're entitled to a little pamphlet full of someone else's information.

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Too many of you conceptualize trans men as having access to all the advantages of cis womanhood and cis manhood combined, when the reality is that most of us just see the disadvantages of failed manhood and failed womanhood combined

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imagine paying for no ads on Tumblr when you can just use ublock origin for free like the magnificent, attractive, well adjusted and objectively correct icon you are and always have been

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Final Fantasy VIII caps

Available for anyone who wants to use them, no credit needed but super appreciated. All these caps are 3840x2160. Most of the characters have sub folders to divvy up the caps into more manageable downloads, but if there are any issues, please feel free to let me know!

In this folder, you will find: Adel | Cid Kramer | Edea Kramer | Ellone | Fujin | Irvine Kinneas | Laguna Loire | Quistis Trepe | Raijin | Raine Loire | Rinoa Heartilly | Seifer Almasy | Selphie Tilmitt | Squall Leonhart | Ultimecia | Zell Dincht

Folders can be found [ here ] Buy me a [ ko-fi ] if you’d like!

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Nothing in DBZ was ever as great as Bardock KNOWING he’d die, but still taking a swipe at Freeza anyway 

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@fhulhuse-of-muses replied to your post “There's champagne in the champagne room But you...”:

Do you have a story to tell the class? xP

​No.

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ppl are always writing characters doing dumb shit like roasting a fresh-caught rabbit over an open flame instead of making a stew with that thing. great now you’re letting all the fat drip down into the fire as it cooks, wasting calories and flavor as well as causing the flame to flare up = inconsistent heat source,… when you could be maximizing the nutritional value of small game by making a soup or stew. Come on

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Just wait for it 😱🤯💥💥💥

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lets hear it for transgenderism and faggotry. can I get a round of applause for transgenderism and faggotry

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Skrillex - First Of The Year (Equinox)

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Chris Rock - No Sex In The Champagne Room

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There's champagne in the champagne room

But you don't want champagne

You want SEX

And there is NO SEX in the champagne room

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Too many of you conceptualize trans men as having access to all the advantages of cis womanhood and cis manhood combined, when the reality is that most of us just see the disadvantages of failed manhood and failed womanhood combined