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is this anything

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CURRENT AS OF JULY 9TH 2025

The maker of popular Ritz crackers has announced a major recall of certain packages and cartons of sandwich crackers sold at retailers nationwide after they were incorrectly labeled as containing cheese instead of peanut butter, which could lead to "life-threatening allergic reactions" for some. The voluntary recall was announced by Ritz's parent company, Mondelēz Global LLC, on Tuesday. According to a release from the Food and Drug Administration, the impacted products "include individually wrapped packs that may be incorrectly labeled as Cheese variety even though the product may be a Peanut Butter variety."

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yoinked from here. losing my shit, [CROSSED ARMS] is so real

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he died June 30, 2025 btw. covid isn't over.

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She drinks red bull I drink monster she's cheer captain and i am a lobster

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Udo Kier in "Blood for Dracula" (dir. Paul Morrissey - 1974).

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what you learn from hobbies:

consistent practice opens up whole worlds of skill that you couldn't imagine

making mistakes in the process of learning is not only natural, it is also essential

activities that you enjoy can give you more energy back than you spent on them

wow everything is so expensive

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who up yerking that thing asunder

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Having one-sided beef with one specific character is so funny. Like I can see a million characters who do terrible things and be like “whatever.” But then there’s one specific motherfucker who pissed me off so bad that I’d run them over at a red light if given the chance.

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mutuals join me for 10pm tuesday on the carbonised herculaneum beds

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LMFAO

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Okay the WEIRDEST THING is going going down right now

So some guy in Michigan in the US has just found a letter in his grandmother’s house; it seems to be a pen pal letter from 1973ish, and it’s from a young Welsh girl. In it, she lists:

Her name, and the names of her brother (Gwynedd) and sister (Catrin)

Their ages

Where she lives in Wales (Denbigh)

Her hobbies, including horse riding and reading pony books.

So this American dude decides to take a photo, whack it on Twitter and ask the only Welsh person he knows if there’s any way to track this Welsh girl down, because you know, ALL WELSH PEOPLE KNOW EACH OTHER, OBVIOUSLY

Except

I am furious to report that it has worked

Welsh person he tags doesn’t know, but takes up the challenge. Someone reckons the Catrin might be a woman who translated a hymn book once, and checks the foreword to see that the dates and ages do seem to be about right. Someone else suddenly has a brainwave - wait, isn’t she the mother of Steff, the comedian?

My husband gets tagged, takes one look at this letter, and is like “That is 1000% my aunt.”

So now it’s 20 to midnight, Steff’s aunt has obviously not yet seen the excited message to put Twitter out of their misery, and my mother-in-law is currently on the phone gleefully telling us that when that letter was written her sister had never sat on a horse in her life before, and she’d lied to an American pen pal for clout before the internet even existed.