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I was today years old when I found out Yusuke Murata uses BL as a reference to draw male characters in One Punch Man
Now everything makes sense
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You never recover from being weird in middle school
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"stress" by yoan capote - made of bronze and concrete
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(Seeing a cis straight couple for the first time) I think I’m gonna be sick… What the fuck do you even call this…? Dark Yuri? Unfaggot? Do they have a fucking word for this? (Flashing back to my troubled childhood) Oh my god… This is that Marge and Homer shit isn’t it
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imagine being a little bitch? couldn’t be me cause I’m a huge Cunt
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if you’re on tumblr and over the age of 24 it means the mental illness won
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*me, drunkenly pressing my face against my 17 year old cats face*: I love you. Do you know that? I hope that somewhere in your brain you can understand that I love you. You have been with me for so long. We have grown up together. I was only eight years old when you came into my life as a kitten. We were both babies. Please understand that I love you more than I can ever say. You are my companion through everything. When you die I will sob and scream and beg for you back, even for a moment. When you rest your paw against my hands there's a connection that passes through time. Humans and animals, bonded since before history began. I love you.
No, you cannot eat my sandwich.
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Injecting pure estrogen into my bloodstream so I forcefeminize my vampire friend
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the thing about being nonbinary is that you really do start to forget that other people have such strict walls around what is and isn’t allowed for genders. i thought we all agreed that we made that up. could you climb out of the cave real quick and feel the sunshine for a minute.
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