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don’t think i’ve seen anyone talking about this one

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🥰🎀👑 your wife waters flowers 🥰🎀👑

🤬😤👿 i wanna kill her 🤬😤👿

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sadly, the tortured poets department is very relatable since i, too, tend to allow 2 month situationships ruin my life

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evil chappell roan be like dressed in the bronx

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reasons why i’m single

1. i’m a problem, it’s me

2. pathological people pleaser

3. argumentative, antithetical dream girl

4. nightmare dressed like a daydream

5. weeping in a party bathroom

6. oh my god, she’s insane, she wrote about me

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even after doing it around 50 times, i’m still surprised that washing out red hair dye makes the shower look like a murder scene

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TURNS OUT if you’re dating a man you actually like and who’s nice to you, you don’t wonder if you’re really a lesbian every day

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“i’m just a girl”

so close! you’re actually the best person to ever exist, the best thing that’s ever happened to me, my closest friend, and the reason i’m alive today

you are the sun and the moon and all the stars

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in my rep era (pretending to be scary but actually just cute and in love)

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unfortunately, their relationship is very personal and important to me

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i'm so proud of sarah lynn for making it to 9 months sober, and then the episode ended and nothing else happened

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oh, you like taylor swift?

but are you insane enough for your colleagues to text you this?

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how many total minutes do you have on spotify wrapped

i was unemployed for half of the year

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my card got declined in therapy, so they made me watch fleabag

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i want to see jack antonoff fight joe alwyn

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wow i wonder who's my top artist this year (it's always taylor)

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today is my superbowl (the people in my phone and i think that an international superstar will announce a rerecording of her 6th studio album because we felt A Vibe)