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the tragedy of tumblr is you will inevitably meet people who you should be having a sleepover with. you should be rolling around on their floor and rummaging through their fridge and watching shitty movies with. you should be shopping with should be going out to a cafe with should be wandering through the aquarium with. people who you should be experiencing quotidian joys with... and you cannot! because they live one million miles away

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you've all gotta stop acting like "overweight" is a gentle PC alternative for the word fat and not itself an assertion of the ontological wrongness of being large. Over What Weight Precisely

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dont take bird noises for granted

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“protect children” <- reactionary drivel basically every time

“be kind to children” <-radical thinking that causes way more arguments than you would ever imagine

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every single day I think about how american black vultures are known for engaging in interspecific allopreening (preening between different species)

and they have a specific relationship with crested caracaras, in which the black vultures assist them by not only preening them after meals but also leading them to food in the first place, while the caracaras assist the black vultures by acting as a warning signal in case of danger

and while this is more typical of black vultures, this is not common at all for any member of the falconidae family— it’s a special bond!

yet another post in favor of vultures everyone , hope you enjoy:) and I implore you to do some more research on these incredible birds !!

EDIT: I meant interspecific allopreening! excuse my typo!

EDIT 2: black vultures do not have a superior sense of smell to caracaras, sorry for the misunderstanding!

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hey man it was wonderful to giggle with you tonight…

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you're the only one who understands me mr strobbery

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we need a team of psychologists dedicated to figuring out the emotion that Tollund Man makes you feel because it’s literally like nothing else

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thank god im aromantic. i think everyone should get more aromantic

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im not remotely joking if youve been wanting to make music JUST DO IT i am so serious right now. I am being so serious right now. nothing is going to change until you start. you are just going to be afraid until you start

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very very evil to be a child in 2008 and an adult in 2025

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The WORSTT thing that can happen to your blorbo is someone decicing they're a cop

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happy pride month

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It's always homosocial relationships b/w men this and that yaoi fujoshi this and that. I'm here to tell you that women are having straight up lifelong soulmate ass relationships with each other and just fucking men on the side for kids. But that's not my business

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i love having parasocial relationships with people's cats

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sometimes i feel ive got to