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When dogs get stung be a spicy air raisin 🐝🐝🐝









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Idk why I’ve only got this notification now but THANK YOU FOR THIS IMPORTANT INFORMATION
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Thank you, eyebrows for growing back at lighting speed whenever I fuck up.
Thank you for not making me look a 🤡 ❤
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Normalize making transphobes feel unsafe 😌
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I had a dream that unless the teacher told us class was over, we were forbidden from going out the door. Our teacher was very forgetful, and maybe even malicious. After being forced to stay past sunset many days, my class decided we were going to break out every night. Eventually our attempts led us to discovering rifts in space-time where we could warp. So we never used the door. Checkmate.
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STOP SCROLLING
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PUT DOWN YOUR PHONE
DO ONE THOUSAND PUSH-UPS
SHIT YOURSELF
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me reading the unfinished fanfic wips in my docs: wow OP this slaps where's the next part
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