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I love your art so much that if I could follow you twice, I would do it without hesitation and then I'd complain about how I can't follow your a third time-

Does that sound weird? I'm sorry if it does lol

More little sides!! They doing homework! Ro feels left out and needs attention. Snek just wanted to nap.

This lil sides comic grew a bit too long so I split it. But plz enjoy the shenanigans nonetheless.💖

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Remus: I'm angry and want to punch things

Roman: What?

Remus: I'm angry and want to punch things

Logan: Why?

Remus: I don't know but I'm angry

Virgil: And?

Remus: And I want to punch things

Roman: Please don't punch things

Remus: But I'm angry and want to punch things

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Remus: There's a point during cremation where the body is perfectly cooked

Patton: Thats pretty lit

Roman: A snack even dead? Yes sir

Janus: Imagine the night when you get accidentally cremated because you forgot to turn the stove off

Virgil: You mean this night?

Thomas: So now you allied to make me question my sanity?

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Survival of the fittest

Virgil: I heard that when you go to sleep there's a 50% chance of not waking up

Logan: Ok...

Virgil: So if I don't go to sleep, there's a 0% chance of not waking up

Patton: Virgil-

Virgil: Which means that, if I never sleep I'll live forever

Roman: Virgil we've talked about this-

Virgil: Survival of the fittest

Patton: vIRGIL NO-

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Patton: Hey guys! Remus taught me a new song!

Logan, suspicious: Huh... Mind singing it to us?

Patton: Sure!

Patton: The demon queen of highshool has decreed it, she says Monday 8AM-

Roman: pATTON NO-

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@happypineapple95 Logan's face is pure disgust and I love that-

I kinda want the new side to not be orange just because it'd be funny to see everyone freak out

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@mrbubbajones it's always back

my favorite part was Deceit going “Ssssssssuck up!” to Patton when he was buttering up Roman like

Deceit

pal

your name isn’t Jealousy, calm thy snaketits

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ok lol

hey TS stans, i’m testing out a theory. reblog and put ur favorite side + ur hogwarts house in the tags, pls and thank u. it’s for science.

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First time making LGBTQ+ Lock Screens :)

Please Like+Reblog if using them, Thankyouu! 

EDIT: OKAAY so I really didn’t expect this to get so many notes lmao, but I am really thankful of those who love these lock screens :)

for the people that think I excluded lesbians, please know that I did not. I am a lesbian myself, but in this I only used ‘Gay’, and I also meant gay girls with this. please don’t think I am excluding people, I just decided to make ‘only 6′ for now. so if you have any requests for other lock screens I should make, tell me in the comments :D

Part 2

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@chinese-coronavirus-official Then, you, are an asshole

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I present to you...

Heather The Duke

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Imma just reblog this so some random fander who is peacefully scrolling through tumbrl remembers this post exists

my favorite part was Deceit going “Ssssssssuck up!” to Patton when he was buttering up Roman like

Deceit

pal

your name isn’t Jealousy, calm thy snaketits

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Crazy Boi Remus

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Soft Boi Deceit

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Ok but like, can we all agree that we need this to be a fanfic?

LAMP soulmate au were what you draw on your skin appears on your soulmates skin and they just end up with a chaotic group chat on their skin. A special thanks to @notveryglittery @hawthornshadow and @skylagamingv2 for helping me come up with this. Here’s some shenanigans this au could lead to.

Roman draws on his arms when he gets bored, Patton writes motivational messages and quotes, logan puts reminders on his hands, Virgil does running commentary of everything else on his skin.

In this au a soulmate bond can be strengthened and weakened over time. So it starts with just the skin being connected but gradually other stuff happens.

Makeup is touch and go at first but soon any makeup is sent over the bond to the others. Which can cause problems.

Whenever Roman is in a play the others have to walk around in full stage makeup.

Virgil would wear the emo eye shadow and Roman practically begged him to stop.

Roman, sniffling: A Prince has got to slay.

Virgil, cackling: Vengeance.

Then comes nails.

Pink starts to appear on Virgil’s nails and he screams because his edginess is disappearing before his eyes, after discussion they find out that it’s Patton who has the nail polish, and he changes his nails to darker base tones but with overlaying pastel shapes and colors, trying to find a balance they all like.

He does them all in dark purples once and everybody loves them.

Finally Roman dyes his hair. He doesn’t know it’ll affect the others, only some of the strongest bonds extend to hair, but then a few hours after he dyes it the others wake up with suddenly purple hair. Logan disapproves, Patton is excited,Virgil pretends to hate it but later in purple pen, rather than the black he usually sticks to, gives his “I actually dig the purple” line

“It took you all day to say that?”

“Listen, it’s really hard to find a good purple pen!”

Roman then rights “is that so?” In various shades of purple because he has so many freaking markers and is that extra.

Roman draws a massive rainbow of purples for Virgil.

For the next day almost every patch of skin is covered in purple.

Virgil regrets saying anything.

There have also been many heated debates that end in everyone covered head to toe in writing.

One time everyone arguing and Logan gets frustrated because no-one’s listening to him so he starts writing backwards on his face, the others feel something and check mirrors and he’s just writing mirror-style across their foreheads and then down their faces in caps.

He’s angrily writing reflected on his face, that takes effort.

The others are very impressed.

Everyone stops writing in amazement and after a while Logan trails off with a normal “thank you”

One of them makes a smartass comment and Patton writes “Cheeky” on their cheeks.

He also writes “KNUCKLE” across the knuckles of one hand, and on the back of the hand writes “down, and you can achieve anything!”

There are a lot of body part puns.

One of them gets drunk and writes BUTT across their butts in Sharpie. The others are in public and can feel something but can’t discreetly check.

When Patton finally sees the BUTT, he’s just like, “Well, you tried”

One day one of them just draws a mustache on their face.

They learn and create different codes for the others to puzzle through and work out when they’re bored.

Roman tries to come up with a code Logan can’t break.

Keyword: tries

Logan and Virgil use one that he can’t figure out and he finds it infuriating.

Patton does word art a lot.

There’s an unspoken rule to never write over one of Patton’s drawings.

Patton discovers and shares the “9x-7i > 3(3x-7u), solve for i” problem, and of course Logan solves it first but he gets flustered by it and doesn’t respond

(Patton has found the one love language he can’t refute: Maths)

Logan makes a pun at some point IRL and his family is shocked and he’s just like”they’re corrupting me!!!”

Roman draws the logos of each of them over their hearts. Virgil says his heart is on the other side afterwards just to mess with Roman.

Patton talks about his brother Damian a lot and the others ask what he looks like. Patton attempts to draw him but it turns out like a 6 year olds family portrait.

Logan takes an anatomy class and puts references on his body. Patton makes a bunch of puns with the terms, Virgil makes some very dark jokes, roman helps draw stuff out.

Roman makes a countdown to his birthday.

Every year

Logan guesses what it is the first time he does it and Roman is super disappointed at first but the others still appreciate it. A few years later one of them start it before him.

When Roman and Virgil meet in person it takes Virgil less than a minute to realize who he is and it goes down  kinda like this.

Virgil: Its you!

Roman: What?

Virgil: No one else talks in such a dramatic and extra way! Seriously I thought you were just writing like that for fun but you talk like it too!!! You really are that extra oh my god!

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I gave up with the ships, I'm still posting them, but it'll take time, so here have a Deceit