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"that's spooky"

"that's my name, isn't it?"

mulder i love you

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it's refreshing to see someone with authority actually take mulder and scully's warnings seriously

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Hetbait kind of goes harder than queerbait sometimes. Queerbait you understand that the creators very rarely could do it even if they wanted to so implication and suggestion was better and safer than being explicit. Hetbait though there's no such justifiable reason they just want to fuck with you.

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silly werewolf transformation

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“this is from your new york nicks t-shirt!” okay that’s a wild callback

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“plurality isn’t real” okay then explain how our skinner introject can do a pitch-perfect skinner impression and none of the rest of us can even get close. it’s fucking ridiculous how accurate it is and it makes me angry

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working on a krycek playlist…

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working on a krycek playlist…

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[looks at skinner and krycek] close enough, welcome back walter curnow and maxim brailovsky from 2010 odyssey two/the year we make contact, sequel to 2001 a space odyssey

if i had a nickel for every time i ended up shipping a middle-aged american man named walter that works for the government with a suave gay russian that is a little shit and also presumed dead at one point or another, i would only have two nickels, but it’s weird that it happened twice

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if i had a nickel for every time i ended up shipping a middle-aged american man named walter that works for the government with a suave gay russian that is a little shit and also presumed dead at one point or another, i would only have two nickels, but it’s weird that it happened twice

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ok im still thinking about that ask like. the lone gunmen are the closest thing mulder has had to a pack since he was a kid. and sometimes he’s just so damn lonely and he’s gotta go over and have Wolf Time With The Boys and he always feels better but then the crushing sadness of not really being One Of Them… not having anything close to a pack of his own…

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JACK BLACK?

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I think this is the funniest onion headline bar none

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> sees movie gifs on tumblr

> googles movie

> it was an unused x-files script

> it even still has 2 fbi agents in it

what

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there’s a creepy human-shaped stain on the floor of this hotel room and it fits the size and shape of my body perfectly

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my most extreme weirdest kink is being wanted. my tamest kink is knife play