my toxic trait is my pussy 2 wet
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you ever feel like you’re not even a main character in your own life
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😍😍😍
Welcome to Japan
Where cars are parked orderly and in reverse
Where fruits can be cubes
Where people keep left
And lamps have different brightness for double beds
People queue up in lines
Applies to stickers too
Where what you get is the same as the poster
you get waved goodbye..?
Relieving both mind and body
Yup.
Smooth train operator
No embarrassing knocking or barging into rooms to check out if they are occupied
When you need an extra hand
For the selfiestas
Brolly holders
Because normal manhole covers are too mainstream
Think diagonal
And anytime u need to soak your feet
Where you raise responsible adults, not brats
And luggage is organised in color codes
When you need help after the condom broke
Instant sanitary gratification
Why they are so welcome at football matches
Where water is that clean in the drains
Nuff said
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Do you like chubby guys?
Of course, who doesn’t like having a real life teddy bear next to them ? Lol
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If I ever said I love you I wasn’t Lyin
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whats the hardest thing you ever had to admit to yourself?
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I never hate.. I just dont care anymore..
Twitter: tumblrvillain
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half the fun of tea is getting to hold the warm mug
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