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lets get sorted with ma- wait. where is mama

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whenever characters have a weird dad and a missing/dead/unmentioned mom the fandom tendency is to assume she's normal to balance it out. but it's always valid to instead assume she matched his freak. that she was freakier. if canon won't give you enough insane women to work with it's always morally correct to fill in the blanks with your own

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why does the "pour milk on your eyes for tear gas exposure" myth pop up like clockwork every time...please do not do that please only do eye flushes with water. please please please

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The largest mass shooting in American history was a hate crime against gay people. Don’t ever forget that.

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“how did you get into writing” girl nobody gets into writing. writing shows up one day at your door and gets into you

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good news i'm the most fuckable person at this vehicular manslaughter

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Rudolf Sieber-Lonati

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They are evolving

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i just rediscovered the pelican spider. give me 1-2 business days to stop laughing at how they're shaped and ill be normal again

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its crazy that a lot of what we call 'video essays' these days are basically low budget documentaries on increasingly weird and niche topics. no network approval no tv budget just one guy with maybe a hired editor/writer and a couple of friends willing to read voice lines. and then they put it on youtube like its no big deal. insane.

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I work in a rural nature center that is extremely beautifully built & well-maintained but it's a little off the beaten path and none of the land managers ever check in on my colleague or me so it's just the two of us in the office occasionally descending into madness so despite it being a totally modern recently-built facility, working here still has the energy of being relegated to mulder's basement office and as it happens my colleague somehow tripped and fell into the role of our region's de facto bigfoot expert so people come in to ask him about bigfoot and they'll all talk and talk about bigfoot and then every time one of the visitors will finally turn to me and ask something like "so what about you? what do you think?" and I'm making this face

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Math is really tiring, im so glad i finally get to relax and do some knitting and crochet and i oh god oh my what the fuck

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When my uncle finally divorced his abusive wife and became a bachelor again he was like 55 and already used to wearing dad attire. Anyway so that year at the big family camping trip my aunts were trying so hard to hook him up with their friends but he kept wearing this sweater with a kitten in s hammock that said “beach bum” on it. And every time they saw it they’d say “Wear a nicer sweatshirt Stan!” And he would just earnestly reply “This IS a very nice sweater!”

Anyway my aunts were full of shit that sweater kicked ass

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Gayest Pokémon Tournament Round 1 Match 214