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narrator who's terrible at social cues & describes every facial expression as "unreadable"

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Most of Europe: oh, you’re not allowed to carry a knife on you

My country ass: wha

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girl unhinge ur jaw

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There's a possibility I'm being taken care of.... But I'm definitely being yelled at/bullied... For most of my comfort characters.

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“Hey can you help me with something in my art?”

“Yeah, sure. What do you need help with?”

“Lighting.”

“Ok, which part of it?”

“Like, all of it?”

My guy just ask me to explain tectonic activity to you 😭 it’ll take less time

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The purpose of life is to get really into stories that drive you so crazy you sometimes feel the need to throw up from how much you love them

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This seems to be what I've learned.

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cant find a working stream rn killing myself

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Stiles, drunk off his ass, setting his wedding certificate on fire: GOOD LUCK TRYING TO RETURN ME WITHOUT THE RECEIPT!

Derek: ...Aren't you worried about that?

Peter: That's not the original. The real one is behind bulletproof glass in a safe that requires my finger-print and retina scan.

Derek: ...

Peter: He's mine now. Nobody is going to take him away from me again.

Derek: I am so glad you two got married, because nobody else should be involved in any of this. You deserve each other.

Peter: That is the nicest thing you have ever said to me, dear nephew.

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all debates abt the artistic merits of fanfiction fail to recognize the purpose of fic. you don’t write fic to be published or to learn how to construct a narrative although you can use it to develop style. you write it so that your friends will message you “bestie you’re utterly deranged for this one im eating dirt” 

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went to an elementaryschool musical production and they started the show with the director saying: "Now there's some very small viewers here today, so just so you know. There will be a scary character later in the show. This is her," and a girl in a kinda scary ghost outfit did a creepy walk across the stage, the stood up straight and did a cheery wave, "but remember, it's just Nina. She's pretending to be scary."

Aaaand i would very much like for horror movies to have that as a little bonus feature you can chose. Let me start a movie with Guillermo del Toro showing me a scary ghost that might jump at me, but don't worry, thats just Doug!

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yeah

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Fanfiction is so silly. I am playing with my dolls and people are coming over to watch. Some of them even clap and give me compliments. And when I'm done playing, I can go and watch other people play with their dolls.

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Language is universal

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