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Am I hallucinating or are these ads for tinder advocating for the consumer to stay off tinder

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me daydreaming about d*ting someone and then remembering all my issues and problems which stop me from ever getting into a relationship 

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REBLOG IF YOU'RE ENDING 1856 SINGLE

jeremiah is a cad who refused my hand to preserve my honor i’m better off a maid than in his most indecent company 💅🏻

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Adorable baby fakes crying when daddy tries to cut her fingernails. (x)

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Every day we stray further from the teachings of Sonic the Hedgehog.

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Our cat had all four roommates feeding him each day because he acted like he was starving and we didn’t know that the other roommate already fed him. This was our solution, hopefully he will slim down a bit.

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November 21st: Ariana via Instagram story

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everyone sharing their twitters and other social media in case of this website experiencing an all-out collapse. not me. use the information you’ve learned about me to track me down. piece together the cryptic clues i have left throughout my blog over the years in preparation of this day to decipher the location of our future meeting. i’ll be waiting

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A gentle old man 👴🏼

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TDS, February 11, 2015

Jordan Klepper looks at the issue of sex education in schools

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11/10 a good doggo posing for his hooman’s insta 

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JESUS CHRIST

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Sometimes you have to lay low and chill.