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i have this unrealistic fantasy in my head where if you calmly and logically explain something to someone perfectly they will understand your position and gain knowledge from the exchange. unfortunately in the real world this does not happen often

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kink shaming is dead. I respect people with foot fetishes more than the president of the united states of America

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i don’t think we should rule out getting naked and getting in the ocean

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I'm so sick of defending shit I don't even like. I hate porn. I think gender and sexuality are boring. I've never taken an illegal drug and have no interest in doing so. But people won't back the fuck off and let people live their lives so here we still are, still on the front lines with this shit. "You guys make everything about" I'D REALLY LOVE NOT TO, MATE, BUT WE'RE NOT THE ONES CREATING PROBLEMS HERE. Stop trying to control people's lives and we'll all get a chance to shut up about it, but unfortunately the Moral Police are out here endangering lives and livelihoods so here we still are. Forever.

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getting really into women's thighs lately

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you literally have shitty hide armor and a dull ass shortsword. let me guess. your loot is 6 gold coins too? 🙄

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it makes me sad to see people who try to classify each aspect of genitalia into "intersex" and "not intersex." to have people ask questions about whats "normal" and whats not.

not only is the line blurry between perisex and intersex, but all genitalia is "normal." all genitalia is "natural." you dont have to pathologize your own or other peoples genitalia.

it only makes me upset to see people asking if parts of intersex genitalia are "normal", or if things are "in the wrong place", or assume resources about natural genitalia variations exclude intersex people.

we are normal. we are correct. parts of your body do not need to be common to be normal or natural.

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Everyone warns you agaist going to the supermarket hungry, but nobody tells you about the dangers of going there too full: I do not want any of these things, for I will never require any food at all!

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Hot take, but even if one trans man in the history of humanity killed himself for being trans, that’s still one too many. That man was still worth fighting for. You don’t get to tell me that the suicide statistics for trans men are irrelevant in the fight for trans liberation just because you’ve allowed history to erase us. We could have had more people marching alongside us, but they’re dead now. They’re dead and they’re forgotten and the names on their gravestones were recorded down wrong.

You should care about that. I don’t know how else to explain to you that you should care about that.

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well yeah i have a pet hydra and it only has one head. i'm not going to cut its head off just to make it look cooler, you asshole. that's seriously unethical. and i'm not letting you cut its head off either. if you really want a hydra with multiple heads, you should go for a rescue- but if you want your pet to look cooler at the cost of its physical health, maybe you shouldn't get any kind of pet at all. no, the hydra's not for guarding my evil tower, it's my pet. have you ever heard of a pet? like a puppy or a kitty? you think i can't defend my evil tower by my self?

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i hope suzanne collins kills mr beast

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this is kind of killing me

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love how heathers was like you cannot fix him. you cannot save his sorry ass. he’s going to blow himself up on the football field and you’re just going to have to live with that, babe!

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people vaguely saying 'the horrors' as shorthand for 'life problems, don't worry about it' in conversations where the problems are not going to be delved into has got to be one of my favorite new Ways Of Speaking that has emerged. like it's polite and vague and succinct enough for impersonal conversation but also extremely honest. it's very funny. The Horrors. we all know of them.

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in spirit i am a 7th grade boy