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auggieblogs · 3 months ago
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reports saying pakistan has retaliated. i'm sick to my fucking stomach the people of kashmir don't deserve this. the people of pakistan don't deserve this. no one fucking wants this except the hindutvadis salivating and falling over themselves at the notion of destroying muslims. fucking hell.
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auggieblogs · 3 months ago
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Pakistan wrapping up bodies of terrorists in its flag really tells you everything you need to know about this nation and its sick mentality
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auggieblogs · 5 months ago
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Not Kimi watching that podium from below, which has his own teammate on it, with the biggest heart eyes known to man, staring fondly at —
*Checks notes*
— his teammate's arch nemesis, Max Verstappen.
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auggieblogs · 5 months ago
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Rohitpaglu 🎀
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auggieblogs · 5 months ago
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my babies, yes
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auggieblogs · 6 months ago
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Mujhe nahi lagta main kabhi move on kar paaungi usse
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auggieblogs · 6 months ago
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After all this time we got a GOOD comedy show, and they stole it from us again. well done indian audience. Fuck you all.
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auggieblogs · 6 months ago
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the "youngest ever race winner" articles all miss a key detail, which is that max won FIVE TIMES before he was the age of the next youngest race winner. for accuracy, those lists should be:
1. max verstappen
2. max verstappen
3. max verstappen
4. max verstappen
5. max verstappen
6. sebastian vettel
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auggieblogs · 6 months ago
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born to marry him, forced to read fanfics about him
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auggieblogs · 6 months ago
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THIS IS SO SWEET I AM TWEAKING
shining light.
tags: spencer reid x fem!reader. dad!spencer reid. reader goes into early labor. childbirth complications, but nothing explicit or detailed. GIRL DAD SPENCER REID! a/n: girl dad spencer reid brain rot. im so consumed by thoughts of him that i havent edited this yet (i havent edited kiss kiss and wonderstruck yet either lol) i hope u like this as much as i liked writing it :) masterlist. requests are open !
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“911, what’s your emergency?”
“Hello?”
“Hello, are you okay?”
“My mommy is in a lot of hurt,” a child sniffles from the other side of the line, “And dadda is away at work.”
“Oh, honey. How did your mommy get hurt?”
“She was in the ki-chen and I was reading. And then I think she fell.”
“Is your mommy with you? Is she awake?”
“Yeah. But mommy is crying,” the little girl’s voice turns faint, like she’s speaking away from the phone, “Mommy! Are you okay? Is bubba okay?!”
There’s an indistinct voice that answers back.
“Honey? Are you there? What’s your name?”
“I’m Ellie Reid. My dadda is Spencer. He works with aunt Penny and aunt JJ at ‘quanico’ to catch bad guys.”
“Okay, Ellie. Who’s bubba?”
“The bubba in mommy’s tummy?”
“Your mommy has a baby in her tummy?”
“It’s a baby sister.”
“Oh, that sounds wonderful, Ellie.”
“Are you on your way now?” the sweet voice asks.
“Yes, Ellie. The paramedics are at your door. Can you let them in?”
“Okay.”
Spencer rushes through the hallway, JJ and Emily just a few steps behind him. As soon as the plane landed, an agent alerted the unit to a 911 call made by Spencer’s daughter. Words unneeded, Derek got into an SUV, immediately and silently offering to drive Spencer to the hospital. JJ and Emily got into the SUV with him, worry filling the blonde, though Spencer doesn’t have the mind to think about the others. His mind is solely focused on you.
Are you in pain? All he knew was that Ellie was the one to call for help. Said you fell in the kitchen. Were you hurt? Was your baby hurt?
“Spencer!” Penelope was waiting for him as he turns a corner.
“Where is she? Is she okay?”
“Mommy’s okay, dadda.” Ellie peeps up from behind Penelope’s skirts.
“Oh, my angel,” Spencer falls to his knees, arms opening to take his daughter in his arms. “You did so well. You remembered the emergency number, huh?”
“You said to press 911 in our phone if anything bad happens. Mommy got a big hurt.”
“I know. You were so good,” he presses a kiss on her soft, curly hair. His hands are rubbing up and down Ellie’s back. Whether he was soothing his daughter or himself didn’t matter.
“She’s in labor. Her contractions were bad bad. A nurse told me that the baby’s breeched.”
“Dadda, what does breech mean?” Ellie’s r’s still sounded like w’s, and Spencer’s heart completely melted.
He looks down at the little girl in his arms, her face still hidden against his chest.
“Do you remember the photo we showed you of bubba?”
“The weird black and white one?”
“Yeah,” he passes a hand against her hair, “A breech means that bubba’s standing up inside mommy’s belly. Not upside down how she’s supposed to be.”
“She’s so silly,” Ellie giggles. Spencer smiles back, he hears soft laughter from the three women surrounding them, “Yeah, bubba’s really silly.”
“Did she hurt mommy?”
“No, angel. She didn’t mean to.”
“Oh,” Ellie whispers. She looks up at her dad, “I knew you were gonna come.”
“Yeah? You did?”
“You’re a hero, of course you’re gonna save mommy when she’s hurt.”
Spencer wipes his thumb against his daughter’s soft cheek, “Of course. I’ll save you when you’re hurt too, Ellie-darling.”
“I know that,” she says matter-of-factly.
A nurse walks up to their group, “Are you the family of Y/N Reid?”
Spencer stands with Ellie on his hip, her little arms wrapped around his neck.
“Yes, I’m her husband.”
“Congratulations, sir. You have a healthy baby girl,” he feels the sigh of relief from everyone with him.
“How’s my wife?”
“How’s mommy?”
Spencer and Ellie were almost simultaneous in their concern for you.
“She’s fine. She’s sedated. The birth took a huge toll on her. You can enter her room, if you want.”
Derek finally arrives. He’s catching his breath from his run, his eyes meeting Spencer’s quickly before he exclaims, “Ellie-bean!”
“Uncle Derek!” Ellie wriggles in Spencer’s arms, he bends down to let her down.
Short legs run to her favorite uncle.
“We’re going to mommy and bubba now!”
Derek stands with Ellie in his arms. He looks to Spencer. “Yeah? Y/N’s okay?”
“We can visit her now,” JJ says with a small smile.
The group starts walking. On their way from the visitor’s lounge to your hospital room, Spencer overhears Ellie’s whispering; “Uncle Derek.”
“Yeah, Ellie-bean?” Derek whispers back.
“I want pretzels.”
“Salted? Cheese?”
“Um, salted. Please. And apple juice too.”
Spencer can’t fight the grin on his face.
“Alright, Ellie-bean. We’ll get pretzels and juice after we see your mom.”
“Promise?”
“I promise,” Derek shifts to bring Ellie higher against his hip.
“Pinky promise?”
“I pinky promise. On my badge and credentials.”
Ellie lets out a giggle, “Dadda!”
Spencer turns his head to give her a smile, “What’s up, angel?”
“What does cre-den-shals mean?”
Oh, his Eleanor. Always so bright.
taglist: @i-live-in-spite
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auggieblogs · 6 months ago
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sobbing rn
this is the most devastating edit ive ever seen
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auggieblogs · 6 months ago
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They’re dating your honour
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auggieblogs · 6 months ago
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i am SAT.
mehendi lagake rakhna!
pairing: oscar piastri x desi!reader
genre: pure fluff, slightly suggestive at parts but nothing tooo crazy lol
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“Oscar, don’t tell me you haven’t practiced your steps! The sangeet is tonight!” Y/N’s cousins were simply frustrated with her dear boyfriend, who could not seem to dance to save his life and had also forgotten to practice the night before.
“I didn’t think it’d be so difficult! These steps are way too hard,” he protested, looking around for his girlfriend, who was seated among some ladies while she got her mehendi done. Apparently, being a bridesmaid at her cousin’s wedding included entertaining the many aunties and listening in on all their gossip
“Baby, are you aware of how mean your cousins are?” he huffed as he sat next to her.
“I told you to practice last night, but someone was too busy sampling the different kulfi flavors at the buffet.”
The man made a sound of indignation, then looked at Y/N’s palms, which were being adorned with a beautiful design.
“How does it look? Nice, na?” she asked while admiring her own hands.
Oscar agreed with a nod and a soft smile. She turned to look at him.
“Speaking of which, I’ve got a game for you! Your name’s written on my palm—it’s designed into my mehendi! You need to find it!” She giggled, and even the artist smiled at him.
“Really? Well, it should be rather easy. My name’s not very long.”
She winked at him. “That’s what you think. Just you wait!”
“He has another thing to worry about, Y/N!” her mum called out, coming to place her palm on Oscar’s back. They both laughed, with Y/N letting out a “Amma, don’t tease him!”
“Why do I need to worry about that?” he asked as the women laughed.
“Well, there’s this old saying: the darker a woman’s mehendi comes out, the more her husband loves her, so you better hope it’s dark, or else…” Y/N threatened him as her mother quietly laughed.
“But we aren’t married, darling. How’s that fair?”
Hearing this, her mother let out a huff. “You two are basically married. The specifics don’t matter.”
He let out a groan of faux annoyance. “You find the most wonderful ways to get me in trouble, don’t you?” He rolled his eyes while peering into her mehendi, trying to spot his name before she elbowed him away.
“You can only find it after it’s dried. Now go and practice your steps—you’re in the first line with me during Kajra Re.”
“What’s that now?”
“Just go and practice, you idiot.” She laughed at him as he ran away, fearing how much he would be yelled at for being a bad dancer.
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“There we go, nice and easy. Now let’s get the next one.”
Y/N’s brother had been at work moving up and down the venue, helping out with small jobs like moving tables, carrying in suitcases, and asking the guests if they had eaten or not. Somehow, he managed to rope Oscar into helping, and help he did, eager to get away from the evil dancing bridesmaids.
After many attempts at trying to move a table, her brother said, “Mate, you need to help me lift this. It won’t budge.”
But before Oscar could do anything, he heard Y/N’s voice calling out to him from across the open ground where the mehendi function was happening.
“You better go. She doesn’t like to wait,” her brother said, chuckling.
“Don’t I know it? Coming, babe!”
“There you are. Look, I need your help. The bride’s uncle and his family are coming in from the airport. She sent someone to pick them up, and I need to call them and check if they’re on their way.”
“Okay, so do it,” he said, looking at her quizzically.
She rolled her eyes. “Osc, I’ve got to let the mehendi dry—I can’t really touch anything. Be a darling and reach into my pocket and take it out for me, please.”
She turned her hip slightly to the side, to where her pocket was, her hands in the air, carefully held up to make sure she didn’t smudge her henna.
“Yeah, of course,” he said as he reached around her waist, reaching for her phone.
It was only then he realized just how close she was standing to him. Her beige lehenga and blouse, showing off her midriff, with her hair cascading beautifully down her shoulders. She smelled heavenly, like she always did, with hints of vanilla and cocoa butter.
He then made the mistake of looking down at her, his face tinted with a shade of pink similar to hers. Y/N’s eyes were focused on him, and in that moment, it dawned on her that she hadn’t really noticed how handsome Oscar looked that day. Wearing a simple cream kurta with his sleeves rolled up and his token slightly messy hair, he looked effortlessly perfect.
It took a lot of self-control for her not to kiss him in that moment. They stared at each other for a while, neither moving, until eventually the sound of someone calling out his name was heard.
“Oscar! Need you to help with the tables, mate.”
Her brother, as usual, coming in clutch to be the cockblocker.
Y/N grit her teeth in annoyance, and Oscar finally remembered he had to take her phone out. He fumbled with it for a second before dialing and dealing with the contact she asked him to.
He held the phone to her ear till she finished speaking, and then put the phone back in her pocket.
“Thanks, babe. Now run along before someone else yells out for you.”
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It’s the evening of the sangeet, and Oscar’s long hours of practice (read: 1 hour and 13 minutes) were finally going to be tested.
The guests were all seated, and Oscar felt a pang of nervousness, similar to the kind he felt waiting for the lights to go out at a Grand Prix. Y/N felt his anxiety and reached for his hand, gently squeezing it to alleviate his stress. He smiled and squeezed it back, and before he knew it, the opening tunes to the song Ainvayi Ainvayi began to play.
He managed to remember the steps, almost missing one before he got back on track. They danced to a few more songs before coming to the final one—and the most important—Kajra Re.
The two of them were placed front and center, with everyone able to see them. He saw her parents and grandparents in the crowd, along with her cousins, who whistled as they took their places on the stage.
The nervousness seeped in again, with the worry of having to impress her family. But Y/N leaned in, whispering to him, “You’re going to kill it, hon. Trust me.”
“What if I don’t?” he whispered back.
“Well, then I’ll mess my steps too. Then we can look dumb together.”
“That’s difficult to believe—you’re a good dancer,” he quipped.
“Leave it to me. I’ll fumble so bad we’ll have to hide out in our hotel room.”
They laughed, just as the music started. And believe it or not, Oscar killed it.
It turned out Y/N’s relatives were so excited to see the Australian dance to the Bollywood songs that they didn’t seem to mind if he messed up a few steps. They hooted and cheered, with their volume increasing at the final step, where Oscar pulled Y/N toward him and dipped her back dramatically.
The audience thoroughly enjoyed the performance, but for Oscar, everything else was drowned out. The only thing he focused on was his girlfriend, looking up at him with admiration and all the love she could conjure in a single look.
She mouthed, “Told you!” a triumphant smile on her face. He laughed, unable to argue with her words.
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“That was some performance, you two!” Y/N’s dad complimented the couple as they ate—or rather, as Y/N ate while Oscar fed her.
It turns out being a bridesmaid doesn’t just mean you get to take cute photos and plan a bachelorette party; it also means you have a lot of work to do to make the bride’s life easier. She’d been running around post-performance, and Oscar had finally managed to catch a hold of her and sit her down.
“You’ve gotta eat something. The last thing you ate was a tea sandwich at 5:30,” he said firmly.
“I’m too busy to eat, Osc. I’ve got a lot of phone calls to make to the vendors for tomorrow’s haldi ceremony,” she mumbled.
“Don’t worry, I’ll help out with it. For now, just sit down and let me get some food into your body,” he said, leaving no room for argument.
And that’s how they got here, with him feeding her a spoonful of biryani as she leaned back in her chair.
“Well, thankfully I had a good group of teachers,” Oscar said, motioning toward the other bridesmaids, who laughed at his compliment.
“Kanmani, why are you forcing the poor boy to feed you?” her father asked, using the affectionate nickname he had for his daughter.
“I’m too tired to eat, Appa. He’s forcing me to,” she mumbled, her voice muffled by the rice still in her mouth.
“Well, at least we know you’re in good hands. Isn’t she?” her father said, nudging his wife.
“Oh yes, the very best. You’ve got your work cut out for you, kanna,” her mother added, making the entire table laugh.
Oscar leaned in and whispered into Y/N’s ear, “What did she call me now?”
Y/N smiled and replied, “She called you kanna. It’s like a term of endearment. She doesn’t even use it for my brother, so you should feel special.”
Oscar’s face lit up at the explanation, glad to feel so accepted and welcomed by her family. He grinned at her and fed her another spoonful of rice.
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“By the way, I found my name,” Oscar said suddenly, making Y/N look up at him in confusion, only to notice him staring at her palms.
“Did you now? Where is it, then?” she challenged, her brow raised playfully.
He pointed to her left hand’s ring finger, where a small but clearly visible “Oscar” was designed into her mehendi.
“You’re good at this,” she said, impressed. “I asked her to make it super hard to find.”
They both laughed, and then he added, “I’ve got something for you to see, although mine isn’t as difficult to spot.”
He pulled out his palm and faced it upward, revealing the mehendi he had secretly gotten done. The design was simple but heartfelt. On his palm, Y/N’s name was written boldly and clearly, surrounded by small hearts.
She gasped at the sight, catching the attention of the rest of the table. Realizing what the matter was, everyone cheered, thoroughly enjoying how enthusiastically Oscar was partaking in their culture.
“You’re so adorable. I can’t believe you got this done—I didn’t even notice!”
“Well, you’d be surprised at how sneaky I am, darling.”
“Is that so?” she teased, grinning.
“Why yes, yes it is. Now, how about we go get some kulfi? I’ve been craving it since last night.”
She laughed, standing up and taking his hand as they walked away from the table, their laughter echoing through the festive evening.
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this was my first attempt at writing smth lol, lmk your thoughts, and if you’d like me to continue with this. xoxo 🩷 (also yes i made the reader tamilian in this bc i like to shamelessly self insert haha)
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auggieblogs · 6 months ago
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Nobody understands the struggles of being a teenage girl better than Prince Hamlet of Denmark
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auggieblogs · 6 months ago
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auggieblogs · 6 months ago
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me when matthew gray gubler:
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