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my girl celia really said have you ever heard of this one show it’s called the magnus archives and it’s a podcast distributed by rusty quill and licensed under a creative commo-

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You get a new job. The pay isn't great. Your co-workers are your ex and a workaholic. You get nightmares from The Horrors. You just got an email from a cryptid. The IT guy wants to fistfight you.

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book howl was so real for abandoning his professional career and academic life at the moment a fantasy witchy world was available you go king wear fancy clothes! do magic! fight capitalism! don’t communicate your basic feelings! annoy the woman you would die for!

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terrible day for people whose favorite characters are alice and tim

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Imagine being samama khalid kind of confused about your weird new job when all of a sudden you get an email from jesus himself saying 𝔴𝔢𝔩𝔠𝔬𝔪𝔢 𝔱𝔬 𝔪y 𝔣𝔲𝔠k𝔢𝔡 𝔲𝔭 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔱𝔴𝔦𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔡 𝔪𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔲𝔰 𝔞𝔯𝔠𝔥𝔦𝔳𝔢 so naturally you ask the I.T guy about it and instead of helping he starts beating your ass and steals your fucking phone. id shit

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Jon's email: here is Archivist speedruns strats. This glitch lets you meet Gertrude and Gerry before they both die.

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Heartwarming! The creepy anatomy students have gotten into charity work!

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Has Xiran Jay Zhao always been unhinged or is this a new thing? I read Iron Widow a few years ago, liked it, and then didn’t engage on social media for a few years, then randomly thought of it again, Googled it, and then found her Twitter and it’s… A LOT. People on Reddit said it’s been going on for a while and I’m kind of disappointed. I guess if you like a book you really should just avoid the author’s Twitter.

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I only watched their videos, which were fun. Twitter makes everyone worse.

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I love him

when I realized that I don't have to draw the burn scars here, I sobbed

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Cute first date ideas:

Visiting old friends and their grandmothers

Reminiscing on childhood activities

Tracking down the remnants of the Magnus Institute against all better judgement

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The Magnus Archives S1: there we go, you'll get your plot once you've learned some patience. First let's settle into some context for later, okay? Is that alright with you? Okay, great <3

The Magnus Protocol S1: if you can't keep up, that's on you. You will never know a Thursday of peace. Every day spent after a Thursday will be a day you spend having to recover. You better buckle in for 3 seasons of pure whiplash, because we're going whether you buckle in or not

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colin taped over his webcam . we are watching from the perspective of security cameras and phones . JONATHAN SIMS IS IN THE COMPUTER AND ALL TECHNOLOGY IS HIS NEW EYES !!!!!!!!!!!!!

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getting shot would probably hurt less than whatever the fuck jonathan sims and alexander j. newall have got brewing in their studio