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I just don't want him to get the wrong idea.

Crutches are a huge pain.

Then don’t say anything. Let him call you pretty.

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I guess, but I kind of like it a little.

Crutches are a huge pain.

Maybe next time he says something? You can still call someone pretty who’s straight.

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I don't know. How do I tell him that I'm straight?

Crutches are a huge pain.

A little?

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Um... no. Yes? A little.

Crutches are a huge pain.

Good!

We we are pretty, darling. Did it make you uncomfortable?

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Mhm. He's nice. And he called me pretty...

Crutches are a huge pain.

Oh yeah? That’s a good thing, sweetie.

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There's a boy who offered to help me. People are so kind.

Crutches are a huge pain.

Do you need help?

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That's very kind of you to say.

Yeah, pretty boy.

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Totally can. That sucks ass though. M’ sorry that happened pretty boy.

... Pretty boy?

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You totally can. Oh dammit. You a mechanic?

I totally can't. I'm majoring in mechanics, so kind of? I think I'm good enough to be one, but I'm not licensed or anything.

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Nah I just need the arm work outs during the day. What happened to your legs?

I can't make you carry my things around without paying you. I kind of crushed my leg a little in the shop. The jack broke.

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I volunteer.

I can pay you decently. 

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Lucky you. My dad can't cook if his life depended on it.

This is too early to be awake.

Same. I know how to make a few things, but that’s just the usual. I’m glad mom’s in town so i can drop by for lunch anytime i wish.

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Crutches are a huge pain.

I think I might need to pay someone to carry my books to my classes.

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I know. I wish I could cook. I would eat solely organic foods.

This is too early to be awake.

I know. But so is the most of food we eat, and the air we breathe is contaminated. So when you look at it, everything is bad today.

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Energy drinks are really bad for you.

This is too early to be awake.

But practice is calling my name. Nothing like an energy drink and some Arctic Monkeys to wake me up.

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Have you tried warm milk?

Sleep, please.