augurythirteen
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augurythirteen · 23 hours ago
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how are you gonna be 31 and posting fandom content bro leave it to the teenagers
People 10 and 20 years older than me are writing your favorite fanfics, and drawing your favorite characters. You'd have no fandom without the people you think are 'too old' to have hobbies.
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augurythirteen · 1 day ago
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What's the opposite of "fuck my stupid baka life" ?
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augurythirteen · 2 days ago
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CalebMC peaked in that interrogation room.
That scene had it all:
Confusion
Distrust
Lies + the encouragement of lying
Necklace touches
Being locked to a chair
Orwell's "Big Brother" level surveillance
Lighting shifts that reflect a change in a character's demeanor
Uniforms
COLLARING???
Proximity
Those sexy black gloves
Guilt
That riding crop sliding down the neck???
Abuse of power
Emotional manipulation
Reunion hug as aftercare
Colonel Caleb x MC is always fire, but that scene??? Whew! I felt like I was reading a bdsm fic with "undernegotiated kink" as the first tag.
The second-best CalebMC scene is the one with the umbrella. That "I'll just fake your death" was cinema.
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augurythirteen · 2 days ago
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he's too modest 😪
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augurythirteen · 2 days ago
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Pixel Art by Philipp A. Urlich
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augurythirteen · 2 days ago
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There are no real monster fuckers or fake monster fuckers.
Just because someone only likes werewolves or hybrids doesn’t mean they’re fake monster fuckers.
WE’RE ALL FREAKS! YOU’RE NOT SUPERIOR BECAUSE YOU’D FUCK MORE NICHE MONSTERS!
All of us are seen as weirdos by outsiders. So shh….
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augurythirteen · 6 days ago
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Glowy dark mode site skin
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🎼 You would not believe your eyes, if 10 million fireflies ended up in the header of your AO3. 🎶
It's been a while since I tried glow effects, but I saw the fireflies and I couldn't resist.
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augurythirteen · 6 days ago
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Forest by Wang YZ
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augurythirteen · 6 days ago
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the exile
— (rafayel)
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'o desterrado' by antónio soares dos rei
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augurythirteen · 7 days ago
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everyone on replies is terrified of this fact but i just think it's so sweet and heartwarming. she's holding our hand and leading us somewhere secret and we're both giggling like kids. i love her
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augurythirteen · 10 days ago
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Do y’all think he would think I’m cute enough to be kept as a little vanity pet?
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augurythirteen · 10 days ago
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I just saw the holy grail of yautja yummyness and I HAD to share. Check out their stuff!
https://www.instagram.com/_na_lli?igsh=dnV3M3djcnllcno4
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augurythirteen · 10 days ago
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being a predator fan is so funny. you’ve got maybe four good movies out of seven-ish, but that depends on who you ask. the fandom is about the size of a rural town in idaho and most of those fans want to fuck the monsters. the storyline of your crossover movies is basically “what if we watched a big scary monster beat the shit out of a bigger, scarier monster”. they’re also our babies and we love them. one of the more popular forms of fan debate is powerscaling but actually funny. the second to last movie in the series had “autism is an evolutionary superpower” as an actual plot point. said movie was genuinely so fucking bad that it killed the franchise for a few years until it came back with a great movie and an upcoming spin-off film + tv show- mirroring jesus being crucified for his sins and then resurrecting after three days. you’re also Technically a sister series to a franchise that’s way more culturally relevant and popular to the point it’s comedic
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augurythirteen · 11 days ago
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The opposite of a mansion murder mystery where everyone present is a bounty hunter who really wants to take credit for the murder and the detective has to find out who really did it
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augurythirteen · 12 days ago
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one year older - caleb 夏以昼
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you’ve been completely occupied during the week of caleb’s birthday—leaving caleb needy and jealous. he intends to make up for every lost moment. a birthday special for our dearest caleb. inspired by but NOT based on ‘no-return night.’ it will not follow the same plot or dialogue.
━ .ᐟ✧ PAIRING: caleb x female reader (afab)
━ ✧.˖ GENRE: smut, porn with very little plot, porn with feelings
━ .ᐟ✧ WORD COUNT: 6.9k
━ ✧.˖ WARNINGS: mdni, explicit sexual content, flirtatious use of ‘gege,’ drunk!caleb, jealous!caleb, possessive!caleb, mentions of alcohol consumption, oral sex m! and f!receiving, sex on the floor, unprotected sex, swallowing, tiddy sucking, possessive behavior, cum marking kinda, gideon is mentioned a lot, caleb is pouty and sulky, squirting, multiple orgasms, lots of petnames, no use of y/n
━ .ᐟ✧ LINKS: ao3 | original inspo | shot, shot, shot, shot! fic
━ ✧.˖ A/N: this is kinda caleb’s version of shot, shot, shot, shot! in which he is drunk and jealous and inspired by that one clip of that drunk asian guy drinking water. i may end up writing his own dedicated version—unsure as of now since this one basically is that + birthday twist.
again, inspired by but NOT based on ‘no-return night.’ it will not follow the same plot or dialogue.
happy birthday to our dearest xia yizhou. you are so unbelievably loved. i hope everyone’s been having fun celebrating caleb’s birthday! i will be pulling for no-return night tomorrow, wish me luck <3
THIS IS MY ONLY ACCOUNT. I WILL NEVER POST MY FICS ON OTHER TUMBLR BLOGS. I WILL ONLY POST ON THIS ACCOUNT AND ON AO3.
✦ . ˖ ✧ .ᐟ ˖ nsfw | minors dni | 18+ only | minors dni | nsfw ✦ . ˖ ✧ .ᐟ ˖
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[17:31] Brat: i can’t come over tonight :-( gideon needed help picking ur gift. i’m sorry, ill see you tmw birthday boy! <3
Caleb sighs, typing a quick response—thumbs flying across the screen. Amidst the privacy of his Fleet office, he doesn’t bother to hide the disappointment or simmering jealousy from his breathy exhale. 
[17:33] Caleb: Again? I’ve barely seen you this week :(
You’d come to Skyhaven, taking a whole week off, to spend his birthday with him. His first birthday since everything had become so complicated. 
And Caleb was used to sharing his birthday. Growing up, he’d always found himself throwing joint birthday parties or forgoing his birthday altogether for summer sports events. 
But it was different now. Spending nearly an entire year playing dead—living without you, altered his view on life. He wanted every milestone, every birthday, every little thing someone could have to look forward to. 
And he wanted it with you. 
Caleb’s jaw ticks dangerously when you don’t respond, pocketing his phone and turning back to the mission reports on his desk. 
But he finds concentration elusive, too distracted by the irrational possessiveness bubbling inside of him. Swearing, he pulls his phone back out. 
Nothing. 
His chest aches with an emptiness that can only be attributed to your absence. The same dull throb he feels when he can’t touch you—when you’re not in his field of vision. Which, lately, seemed more often than not.
Even for his birthday week in Skyhaven it seemed like Gideon got your attention more than he did. He knew the two of you were friends. Beyond the silly nostalgic times the three of you had shared during his time at Skyhaven University and Aerospace Academy, Gideon had been there for you during the hardest time of your life. 
Fucking Gideon.
Caleb sulks childishly to himself. The logical part of him knew that the two of you were probably meeting up to scheme something for his birthday. He trusted Gideon with his life, which wasn’t something he could say about many people these days. 
He shouldn’t be jealous. Rationally, he knew that.
But, when it came to you, he tended to be anything but rational.
“Colonel? Sir?”
An unexpected voice cuts him out of his thoughts. He pockets his phone, quickly masking his expression. The pout he didn’t even realize he wore slides off, replaced by the calculated and authoritative Colonel’s mask. He snaps without even realizing it—much harsher and sharper than he normally was with his subordinates.
“What?!”
The lieutenant standing on the other side of the desk gulps nervously, bowing his head respectfully. In less than a fraction of a second, Caleb collects himself.
“Apologies. What do you need, Lieutenant?”
God, he could use a drink. 
You adjust the string of twinkling lights you’d strung up on the couch in Caleb’s living room. Biting your lip, you fluff up the adorable apple shaped plushie that sat on the furniture. 
Spinning around, you take one last quick once over of the space.
The countless wrapped presents you’d gotten for him were tastefully scattered about, the projector set up against the wall just how you wanted it, every balloon meticulously placed. His living room, albeit much homier now that you’d basically taken over his life like a tornado, was normally still a bit bare. But now, it looked like something out of a dream.
Perfect.
It was the first birthday you’d be celebrating with Caleb ever since the explosion. Now that things were finally somewhat settling down into a comfortable routine, you wanted to show Caleb just how much you’d missed him—cherished him. Starting with his birthday. 
The first of a lifetime of birthdays you would share together. You’d make sure of that. 
Your phone buzzes with a text, the screen lighting up with Gideon’s contact.
[8:15 PM] Gid: Let me know how Xia reacts! Good luck.
[8:15 PM] Me: i will! thank u for helping me set up again gideon!!
Your heart clenches as you catch the unread text message from the birthday boy himself. You’d been so excited to get the house ready that you’d completely forgotten to text him back. 
Just as you’re typing out a response, you hear the familiar sound of the front door clicking unlocked. Eyes widening, you set your phone down, carefully picking up the birthday cake you’d made and positioning yourself in the entry way that connects to the foyer.
Seconds tick by, the faint sound of fumbling making you set the cake down on the console table in a mix of confusion and worry. As you’re about to reach for the handle, the door pushes open—revealing Caleb.
In the dim entryway you don’t see how slightly disheveled he is, a flush creeping up his neck. You probably wouldn’t have seen it even if the light had been flipped on, far too excited to see him. To celebrate him. 
“Happy birthday, Caleb!” you squeal, all but forgetting the uncharacteristic fumbling, bounding up to him and wrapping your arms around the back of his neck and launching yourself into his arms.
Caleb grunts in surprise, completely taken aback but catching you by your waist all the same. His lengthy fingers spread to grip you tightly, securing you against his solid body. You’re so caught up in your excitement that you miss the odd way Caleb stumbles a step backward as he catches you.
“Well, early birthday,” you giggle, glancing at the clock. 
8:37 PM. You hadn’t even noticed how late it’d gotten. You crinkle your brows slightly, wondering how Caleb hadn’t caught you in your little scheme. You were well behind schedule, considering Caleb always got home at 7:30 on the dot with his military-disciplined punctuality. 
“I didn’t think I’d be seeing you,” Caleb murmurs into the top of your head, taking a deep inhale of your scent. 
You laugh into his chest, the smooth leather of his uniform digging into your cheek. You sigh happily as his hands wander up, wrapping his arms around you entirely. The entire elaborate birthday surprise is briefly forgotten as you sink into his hold, missing him terribly after not seeing him much this week as you ran around scheming.
“Smell so damn good,” Caleb’s voice is so muffled, his breath warm against your scalp. With his words obscured against your hair, you can’t hear his slight slur.
Taking a small step backward, you peer up at him. Your knuckles brush gently across his cheek, grinning as he adorably leans into your touch.
”How was work? You feeling okay?”
Caleb bends down to brush his lips against your temple, “I am now.” 
Your chest constricts, knowing you’d barely had time with him this week. Remembering why you’d had to avoid him all week, you eagerly tug him along to the living room that casts twinkling lights down the hallway like an absolute dream world. Caleb stumbles behind you, letting you pull him along.  
Just as you’re almost in sight of the surprise you’d set up, you stop in your tracks.
”Wait, wait!” You run behind him, tiptoeing up to cover his eyes with your hands, his skin hot and flushed against your palms. Distracted by your excitement, you push him along with your hands covering his eyes like a blindfold. 
Tripping against his heels due to the height difference, you whine and retract your hands, “Okay this isn't working. Close your eyes!”
Caleb chuckles breathily and complies, his violet eyes shutting, “Of course, pip-squeak.”
Once you’re sure his eyes are closed, waving your hands in front of him for good measure, you guide him the rest of the way into the once depressing living room, now a cozy paradise for just the two of you.
“Okay, open!”
Caleb’s eyes flutter open, hazy with a distinct sluggish fog that you’ve yet to fully notice. The mist clears in an instant as he takes in the scene before him.
His throat tightens at the transformation the Skyhaven house undergone. The only memories he used to have in this room were the gray storm clouds that floated just outside the floor to ceiling windows when he’d jolt awake from nightmares, covered in a cold sheen of sweat. 
Until you came back into his life.
Now, only the most pleasant memories remain. Takeout on the coffee table as you fed him dumplings cross legged on the carpet, him drying your hair as you sat in front of the glass panes watching jets fly by, you curled against his chest on the couch as movies played into the night.
The same couch that was now covered in balloons, fairy lights, and perfectly wrapped presents.  
Without a word, Caleb pulls you flush against his body, your back pressed firmly into his chest and his bicep wrapped securely around your shoulders. You burst into a fit of laughter as he buries his face into shoulder, nuzzling his nose into the side of your face. You hold onto his arm that’s around your chest, enjoying the way he leans into you. 
“So this is what you were up to, hm?” His breath is warm as it tickles you, his skin hot even under the thick layers of his uniform. 
“Yes,” you grin mischievously before turning to him with a question of your own, “What about you? You’re home late today.” 
Now facing him, the warm glow from dozens of twinkling fairy lights illuminating his handsome face, you notice how red Caleb is. 
His bright eyes finally flicker down, distracted by the picturesque scene behind you. His thumb brushes across your bottom lip, a familiar hungry glint in his violet eyes. Before wasting another second, he crashes his lips to yours and devours you like a man starved.
You moan as he gently demands entry—wanting more. His fingers hold you possessively, one gripping your hair and the other holding your chin as his tongue makes up for every minute he didn’t get to hold you this week.
But as you lose yourself in the kiss, the faint taste of alcohol snaps you back to the present. The flushed and clammy skin, the stumbling, the slight slur.
Pulling away, you take his face into your hands and look into his starry eyes,
“Caleb Xia, are you drunk?!”
Caleb blinks at you slowly, the tips of his ears pinkening at being caught red-handed. 
“No, are you?”
You burst out laughing as his eyes try their best to focus on you, “You are!”
Caleb grins crookedly at you, “No. I’m—hicc—Caleb.”
You roll your eyes at his ill-timed hiccup, dragging him to the couch and gently pushing him down onto it. He flops onto it unceremoniously, his arm resting atop one of the apple cushions and his thighs spread wide to let you stand between them. With his other hand, he loosens his tie, his Adam’s apple bobbing thickly under his uniform. 
You can’t help but dig your teeth into your lip at how unfairly attractive he’s always been, especially in a tie. The way he loosened it—the way he looked up at you with molten desire and longing flooding his features, nearly made your knees buckle under your own weight. 
“Wait here, dummy,” you brush his hair out of his eyes before turning away from him, intending to grab some water from the kitchen. 
Caleb’s fingers close clumsily around your wrist, yanking you back to face him. 
”Stay.”
He looks up at you with expectant eyes, his voice coming out soft and breathless. The plea is vulnerable as it is demanding.
”Spend my birthday with me.”
You smile reassuringly at him, stepping back toward him to press a tender kiss to his parted lips, the alcohol still lingering on his tongue.
”I’m just going to get you some water, okay? I’m not going anywhere. It’s your birthday—you get anything you want.” 
Caleb groans, almost a guttural growl, “Fuck. Don’t say things like that. N-Not when I’m like this.” 
The heat in his voice is undeniable, making your skin crawl with burning anticipation. 
“Water first,” you croak, “Then, whatever the birthday boy wants.” 
The drunken colonel pouts with distaste but lets you slip your wrist out of his grasp. Before you change your mind, you quickly make your way to the kitchen and grab a glass out of the cupboard and fill it with cool filtered water.
When you get back to the couch, Caleb looks considerably more inebriated as he plays with the silver tag of his necklace, dangling it in front of his face. When he sees you, his eyes light up and a lopsided grin appears on his face. ”Finally,” he slurs, reaching out for you, “Missed you,”
You roll your eyes, letting him hook his arm around your waist, yanking you to him, “I was gone for like two minutes.”
Caleb’s eyes scrunch as he pulls you back into the space between his legs, both arms looping around you.
”Two minutes too—hicc—long.”
Biting your chuckle back, you take his jaw into your fingers and tilt his face up at you, bringing the water to his lips, “Open up,”
Caleb’s eyes shine with mischief, “Kiss first.”
This time your laugh escapes, amused and utterly infatuated with his adorable demands. You argue, “Water first so I can sober you up. Then you can have as many kisses as you’d like.”
Caleb grumbles unhappily but obeys, his lips parting slightly and looking up at you expectantly. His breath is warm against your skin as you raise the glass back to his mouth, gently guiding his chin with your fingers.
As he drinks, you gently stroke his burning skin with your thumb. Despite protesting, he gulps the water down hungrily. 
But his sight is entirely trained onto you and not the cup, eyes flickering down the curves of your bare shoulder. In his heated appreciation, rivulets of cold liquid dribble down his chin, dripping tantalizingly down the bulge of his neck.
His thick eyelashes flutter back up, violet eyes meeting yours with unspoken heat and longing—compounded by the amount of times someone else had taken you from him this week.
With his face tilted up, drinking greedily from your hands, eyes wide and locked onto you with both appreciation and desperation, he looks unbelievably vulnerable. His thick arms still lock around your waist, refusing to let you go.
You swear you could stand there for an eternity just counting each of his long thick eyelashes as he looked up at you like his entire world revolved around you. 
When he finishes, you twist around to set the glass on the coffee table behind you. 
“So—”
You don’t get another word out before Caleb is pulling you down onto his lap and recapturing your lips in a passionate kiss. His touch is territorial and demanding, large palm cupping the small of your back, maneuvering you until you’re straddling him. His skin, damp from the spilt water, clings to yours as he picks up where he’d left off. His other hand squeezes the nape of your neck, leaving no room for escape.
The faint remnants of alcohol still linger on his tongue, but he tastes so distinctly Caleb that you can’t help but whimper and reciprocate with everything you have. His unrelenting hold makes you squirm, readjusting yourself more comfortably on his lap. 
Caleb curses, fingers digging into the plush of your thighs, trying to keep you still while he begs into your lips, “Jesus princess, please stop moving like that.”
“Are you going to tell me why you’re drunk?” you counter, murmuring into his lips when he’s forced to let you go so he can hiccup. 
Caleb kisses down your jaw until his breath is at your ear, “Went to get drinks with Liam.” 
Your eyes widen in pleasant surprise, “Liam? But you guys don’t usually—”
“I thought that I wouldn’t see you ‘til tomorrow. Needed a distraction. So Liam offered,” he grumbles, sulking, “Gideon’s been taking all your time.”
Your heart throbs at his words. 
He didn’t want to be alone. 
“Gideon’s just been helping me plan and set up. Since he’s more familiar with Skyhaven than I am.”
Caleb’s eyes narrow at you, an adorable pout playing on his lips, words still slurred, ”Don’t tell me Gideon is going to pop out from behind the couch.” 
Grinning, you shake your head, “Nope. It’s just us tonight.”
His thumb brushes across your bottom lip, a familiar hungry glint in his violet eyes. 
“Good.”
With his lips still at the hollow of your neck, his lips latch gently onto your skin, sucking a blossoming red mark right where he was sure people would see. 
“He told me to—ngh—tell you hah-happy birthday though.” 
Caleb only grunts in response, face buried in your neck and fingers crawling up your thighs, playing with the lace seam of your panties.
“Also, Gideon is coming over tomorrow to—“ 
Caleb’s chest rumbles with a growl, his teeth nipping the forming hickey in warning, which elicits a yelp from you, “Say his name one more time, see what happens.” 
You giggle at his ridiculousness, “Colonel Xia, you’re so demanding when you’re drunk.”
Caleb grips your chin roughly, forcing you to level with him, “You want to see demanding, pip-squeak?”
His voice is gravelly and completely serious, making your knees buckle, even as you straddled him. You’d almost think you were the one who was drunk.
“Demanding is what I should’ve been when someone else was stealing you away from me all week.”
His fingers tauntingly trace your jaw, eyes dilated as they drink in every morsel of your increasingly heavy breath.
“Demanding is when I remind you that I’m not a man who shares, not what’s mine.”
The heat that radiates off his body is palpable, the aura of drunken jealousy-fueled dominance and possession dripping off of him. It makes your core ache.
“Demanding is this,” Caleb takes your wrist into his hand, bringing it to the space between your bodies. He closes your finger over something warm, hard, and throbbing under his slacks. 
Your breath catches in your throat as Caleb looks at you, his eyes darkened to a near indigo. His own breaths accelerate considerably with his bulge in your delicate hands, forcing himself not to thrust into your fingers.  
“So?” he rasps, “Are you going to take responsibility for this?”
You gulp, tearing your eyes away from the way he strains against the confines of his pants, absolutely tented and bricked up. 
“Anything you want. It’s your birthday.” 
Caleb swears quietly, chest heaving as he watches your eyes flutter at him—seeing how utterly serious you are about serving him. 
“On the floor then,” he croaks, fingers softening their hold on you so you can climb off his lap and onto the floor before him, right between his open thighs.
“Get on your knees for gege.”
The carpet is rough against your skin as you kneel before him, carefully undoing his belt and freeing his throbbing erection. As it springs free, nearly hitting you in the face, you press his burning wet skin into your palm. 
Caleb groans as soon as you touch him, hips bucking off the couch involuntarily. He pants for air, unbearably sensitive from not only the alcohol, but from the simmering ache of jealousy that still lurks beneath his skin. 
You give him a few firm pumps, mesmerized as your fingers catch pearly drops of his copious arousal. He was so pent up—leaking so much need—that you’d think he’d already cum.
“Fuck—take me in your mouth,” Caleb commands, guiding you just how he liked it. You giggle at his demands, darting your tongue out to catch the beads of precum making its way down his thick shaft. 
Caleb groans, his fingers digging into the soft apple cushion, “God—that fucking tongue…”
When you finally sink him into the warm wet recesses of your mouth, Caleb threads his fingers into your hair, gripping tightly. 
“More,” he croaks—your name spilling from his lips like a prayer, stroking your scalp, “Need more.”
You hum, slowly taking him deeper into your mouth and eventually your throat. Caleb unconsciously thrusts into you, unable to control himself when you take him this well, this obediently.
“Jesus, baby,” he grunts, his restraint hanging on by a thread, “The things you do to me…”
His chest heaves as you take him fully, your lips pressed against his pelvis. You can feel your panties becoming increasingly wet as he praises you. Wanting to hear more, more of his addicting noises, more of his filthy praises, you progressively go faster. Exactly how he liked it.
“F-Fuck—fuck!” Caleb throws his head back with his slurred cries of ecstasy, “Need to flood that perfect fucking throat.”
Whining, your enthusiasm soars, the prospect of his finish fueling your own excitement. Your tongue teases the throbbing vein that crawls up the underside of his girth, knowing how insane it always drives him. 
Caleb’s pushing your head down now, his pleasure bursting the dam of restraint.
”Hah—close, princess,” he looks down at you with pleading hooded eyes, his cheeks red with both the flush of alcohol and the pleasure of your wicked tongue. 
“Look at me.”
If it was one thing Caleb loved, it was making you look into his eyes as he filled you. 
He lifts your chin just slightly, throbbing as you peer up at him through your wet eyelashes. 
“God—you’re so damn beautiful. All fucking mine.” 
At the sight of your teary eyes fluttering up at him, cheeks hollow as you devoured him, lips puffy and kiss bitten, Caleb explodes without a further warning. He coats every inch of your mouth, your throat, with himself. 
You do your best to take every single drop, but it inevitably dribbles down your lips as you choke lightly. 
“Swallow,” Caleb rasps, animalistic hunger dripping from his words. His thumb presses into your bottom lip, collecting rivulets that had escaped and popping his finger into your mouth, “All of it.” 
Even without his demand, you would’ve done just that. With your eyes never leaving his, you dramatically gulp, letting your tongue caress his digit as you pull yourself off.
As soon as your lips leave him, he’s hoisting you up by your waist, throwing you under his body and onto the plush couch. He hovers above you, using his knee to part your thighs, nearly coming in contact with your soaking panties.
“So fucking good for me. My good girl.”
He doesn’t give you a chance to speak, his lips coming down to claim yours. You gasp as his tongue invades your mouth, giving him easy access to you. You’re still salty with the taste of his own finish, yet so unbearably sweet with your own unique taste, only making him more eager. Feverish. Frenzied. 
His hands are everywhere, under your skirt, in your hair, gripping your chin. Every moan, every whimper—he consumes with desperation bordering on insanity. 
Too lost in the passion of his lips, you hardly notice when the two of you roll off the couch. You can vaguely hear the clatter of something falling, feeling Caleb’s hand move against the back of your head and tailbone—shielding you from the impact. 
“Oops,” Caleb grins, lips puffy, still hovering above you, “Got carried away.”
Laughing, your fingers reach up to take his face into your hands. He leans into your touch, turning his face so he can brush a wet kiss into your palm. The floor is hard against your back, the carpet giving you rugburn, but with Caleb above you, it feels perfect. 
“How are you feeling now?” 
Caleb’s eyes hungrily trail down your body, perfectly pinned under his. His eyes darken, hooded with desire that’d hardly been quelled. 
His voice is a gravelly slur, “Feel like…unwrapping some presents.”
Your heart races as his fingers snake up your arm, finding the black straps of your dress. 
“Caleb…”
With one gentle tug, he unravels the neatly tied ribbons on your shoulders. His throat bobs hungrily as he takes you in, fingers tracing heated paths down your skin while he pulls the bodice of your dress down slightly to expose more of you to his ravenous eyes.
“You wrapped yourself up so beautifully for me,” he swears under his breath when he unveils your intricate lingerie, your nipple visible just beneath the lace.
“Fuck.”
He can’t stop himself from dipping down, capturing your breast even through the sheer fabric of your bra. 
“Caleb–w-wait!” you cry, not convincing even yourself. Your eyes roll heavenward, arching into his hot demanding tongue even through the uncomfortably feeling of wet fabric.
He nips playfully at your sensitive peaks, looking up at you through his eyelashes, eyebrows hooded with hunger. 
His breath is so hot it makes you writhe with need as he speaks into your skin, “Wait for what, princess? I’ve been waiting all week.”
You chuckle breathily before peeling into a pleasured squeal when he bites down, gently but firmly, “F-Fine. Only because it’s your—mmngh—birthday!”
Caleb chuckles darkly, releasing your other nipple with a wet pop, “Are you sure about that, sweets?”
He makes a show of raising the skirt of your dress, the rug fibers tickling your thighs. Drinking in each and every one of your delicious mewls, he smirks, “If I recall correctly, you’re always good at taking orders from your Colonel.”
You’re about to retort, fiery sass on the tip of your tongue, when Caleb flicks your swollen clit—precise and intentional. Your cry is sharp as it is pleasured, your fingernails digging painfully into the carpet, thighs closing against Caleb's solid body. 
“Caleb!”
He grins, “Yeah, baby?”
“You know what—ngh fuck!” You’re cut off again when he lowers his head to lick a hot wet stripe down your slit, all the way to your throbbing clit, right through the fabric of the lace panties.
“Fuuuck, did you get this wet just from sucking gege’s cock?” he groans, breath hot against your trembling sensitive lips, “You spoil me.” 
As soon as the pleasure comes, it disappears, Caleb withdrawing with a crazed look of mischief in his galaxy eyes. 
“Say it.”
You whine, your hips bucking up—instinctively chasing Caleb’s touch. He pushes you back down, his palm flat against your stomach and lips latched into the soft skin of your inner thigh. So close to where you need him most.
“Say it.”
Caleb is drunk off something entirely different now, making little to no sense as his tongue darts out to sample you again. 
“F-Fuck—say what?! What do you want me to—mmngh—say?”
He lifts your ruined panties to the side, eyes dilated with pure hunger. Unable to stop himself, even when he wants to tease you, he leans back in. His tongue parts your lips, teasing your entrance. 
Words vibrating into your soul, he grunts, “Say you only take orders from me.” 
Deciding to give in, lest he take away the pleasure just as it began, you sit up on your elbows, “Only you Caleb. Only ever t-take orders from my gege.” 
Caleb’s fingers tighten around your thighs, his Adam’s apple bobbing with the weight of his desperate breaths. His eyes, delirious with hunger, lock onto yours as he leans back on—fully ready to devour you now. 
“And you look so damn perfect doing it.” 
You fall backward as Caleb tugs you forward, lifting you until your pussy was level with him as he sat up. You’re surprised when your head hits a soft apple plush, gut fluttering as you realize Caleb had used his Evol to position the pillow when he’d yanked you towards him.
He was always thinking of you—protecting you.
Just as your skull thumps gently into the cushion, he buries himself in you, so eagerly that his teeth nearly knock into your fevered skin. He’d spent so many hours which his tongue nestled inside you that he could practically draft blueprints on exactly how you liked it. 
Slow. Attentive. Devoted.
And Caleb was always an over-achiever.
With you stretched out on his tongue, his nose brushing insistently into your hardened clit, he shows you the utmost reverence, worshiping you like the absolute perfection you were.
“O-Oh god Caaleb—! Just like that. Please don’t stop.”
He grunts in approval, letting his deep voice vibrate against your quivering skin. Diligently coaxing your orgasm from you, Caleb inserts one of his skilled fingers. Then two. 
“Never going to stop,” he moans into your core, “That’s what I want for my birthday. To be inside of you forever.”
You whine at his words, his fingers easily finding your soft g-pot, “W-Want that too. Hah—please, gege.”
Caleb nearly snarls at your breathy words, fingers digging into your skin.
“That’s my fucking girl,” he growls into you, coaxing you deliberately, “You know exactly who you belong to, hm?”
You whimper, nodding eagerly as he purposely drags his nose against you. Caleb nearly goes feral at your intoxicating scent, needing your orgasm more than he needs his next breath.
“Cum for me, baby,” he murmurs, voice deep and velvety, “It’s my birthday, right? Show me how much you need me.” 
His lips gently close over your aching nub, sucking hard. Your eyes widen when the pads of his fingertips, deep inside you, stroke demandingly against your most sensitive parts, all but ensuring your heavenly downfall.  
Back arching deeply, the end of your spine digging painfully into the hard floor, your body gives him the thing he’d wanted above anything else, any other gift. 
“Nnngh—feels so fucking good. I-I can’t—no more!…Cumming!” 
Caleb’s chest rumbles as his tongue skillfully catches every drop of your climax, holding your thighs firmly as they quake uncontrollably against him. 
You’re a whimpering mess, never quite able to get used to just how devotedly he tends to you. Your chest heaves as Caleb sets you back down, wiping his shiny lips with the back of his hand. 
“Thank you, princess.”
Vision blurry, you sit up on shaky arms to watch him. He fists his cock slowly, already hard and wanting again.
“You did not just thank me for sex,” you laugh breathlessly, making a face at him. 
Caleb grins, gently pinning you back to the floor. One hand restrains both of yours while the other tilts your chin up at him. 
“Think of it as…thanking you for the best gift I’ve ever received.”
Caleb carefully chooses his words, fully intending for you to pick up on the double meaning behind them. You were the greatest thing in his life. 
“More?” Caleb asks breathlessly, his wide violet eyes desperately pleading with yours, but fully prepared to stop if you needed a break. 
“More. Don’t tell me the birthday boy is an old man already,” you grin at him playfully. 
Caleb smirks, devastatingly handsome, leaning down to brush his lips tauntingly against yours. 
“Brat.”
He firmly cups the back of your head and claims your lips—deliciously bruising and punishing. 
With both his hands, he pins your wrists on either side of your head, rendering you completely pliant at his mercy. 
“I might be one year older,” he murmurs as he kisses down your neck, selectively leaving hickeys on your most sensitive parts.
“But I am still perfectly capable of satisfying my girl.”
Caleb presses his lips to yours, consuming you entirely and irrevocably. The taste of alcohol had completely faded away, leaving only the taste of the man you’d loved all your life. The taste of excitement, desperation, longing, and possession.
You feel him use one hand to line himself up with your entrance, entering your with one measured thrust. He swallows your pleasured gasp, pinning your hands back down gently, fingers carefully intertwining with yours.
“Christ,” Caleb groans, his lips still brushing against yours as he gently rolls his hips into you, “Tight little cunt, s’all mine, right?”
“Caaleb,” you moan brokenly, a mix of your release and his saliva making it much easier to accommodate his thick girth, “Nngh—more. Please.”
Caleb growls, his pelvis hitting your thighs with a powerful pitched clap. It’s enough to fuck your breath out of you, your body sliding up against the rough rug painfully. The feeling of his leaking cockhead claiming every sensitive spot inside of you makes the pain of the friction fade away, your eyes rolling back deeply. 
Your needy words go straight to Caleb’s cock, quelling the irrational jealousy that’d been brewing inside him and fueling the possessiveness he felt over you. 
Caleb grabs a throw pillow off the couch, lifting you effortlessly to place it under your hips. The elevation gives him the perfect angle to repeatedly hit your g-spot as it brushed bruisingly into your cervix. 
“So greedy,” he whispers, groaning at the way you wring his cock, “Pussy’s so damn needy. You should see how you’re sucking me in, baby.”
Caleb straightens up, one of your legs wrapped around his waist and the other resting straight against his shoulder as he grips it to his body. He presses tender kisses into your ankle, a sharp contrast to the way he bullies himself into your tight heat.
“Hah—hear that?” he murmurs, fingers finding your clit, making the sounds of wet sinful pleasure even more pronounced, “That’s how much you need me.”
For how self-assured Caleb was in his everyday life, he sounded very much like he was convincing himself and not you.
“Course I need you,” you moan, reassuring the side of him that you know has been hurting this week, “Mmmngh—I’ll a-always need you. Always want you.
He kisses down your calf, so absolutely devoted to worshipping you—to showing you how much he needs you. When he reaches your knee, he wraps your leg back around him, lowering himself to your flushed face. His rhythm is intentional and powerful, each stroke meant to pleasure you and not him.
With your chin softly in his fingers’ grip, he croaks with finality, “You’re mine.” 
But this time it’s not demanding or possessive, but a desperate promise. 
“Show me, Caleb,” you encourage, his urgency fueling your own orgasm. Caleb’s jaw tightens, the bulge in his neck bobbing thickly. 
“Everyday,” he whispers into your mouth, nipping at your puffy lips, “I’ll show you, every fucking day.”
Closing the rest of the distance, Caleb captures you in a kiss that speaks volumes to how wholly you consumed him—how desperately he needs to be consumed by you.
You can tell he’s close, moaning unabashedly into your mouth, hips stuttering against your own trembling body. You can practically feel his cock throbbing as it tries to bury into your damn cervix, coating your walls in beads of precum. He’s pinned you by your wrists again, fingers stroking yours, needing the illusion of complete control over you.
Pulling away, saliva still connecting the two of you, Caleb groans as his balls tighten with that unmistakable tension, “Shit, you feel so good. I-I can’t stop.”
Your toes curl, digging into his back, “No–don’t stop, please don’t fucking stop.”
“Gonna—sh-shit—cum in you princess,” Caleb warns, “Need to fill you up. Haah—Need you to feel me for days.”
You cry out at his filthy promises, body tightening in excitement, his fingers releasing you in favor of finding both your hardened peaks, one hand at your clit and the other at your breast. 
“Jesus—don't squeeze me like that,” he pleads darkly, forcefully being pushed to his precipice, “You like that idea baby?”
Caleb’s fingers press down, eliciting the most beautiful sounds he’s ever heard.
“Y-Yes!” you cry, so close to release you’d say anything if it meant you got to cum with his cock inside you.
His eyes darken, jaw ticking, your name a dangerous purr on his lips.
“I’m going to hold you to that.”
Caleb’s hips snap painfully into your ass, once. He collapses on top of you, catching himself by his palms on the floor framing both sides of your face.
“Fuck—you’re so fucking perfect. Feels like heaven inside of you.”
Twice.
“Gonna let gege cum inside you, right princess?”
A third time.
“Sh-shit—gonna be able to smell me on you. In you.”
A fourth, final, time.
“You can take it, right baby? My good fucking girl.”
You cum with a strangled cry of his name, back arching against the cushion, fingers digging roughly into Caleb’s hair. There’s an uncomfortable wet splash that accompanies your climax, your entire body shaking violently against his faltering thrusts.
“Christ—!” Caleb groans, “Did you just squirt for me?”
Your explosion of ecstasy thrusts Caleb into his own violent release, the thick cords of muscles in his abdomen twitching as his body unleashes into yours, powerful and mind numbing. 
A bead of sweat falls from his skin to yours, his entire body strained with the force of his orgasm. Thick hot jets of his seed coat your aching walls, still pulsing insistently against his throbbing cock.
“F-Fuck I can’t…” Caleb’s groan is strangled, falling onto his elbows, careful not to crush you.
“What’s wrong?” you whisper quietly, voice weak, groaning as he twitches inside you.
“Ngh—can’t stop cumming,” Caleb grunts, his entire body shaking as he holds himself above you.
You look down at where your bodies are still connected, his hips still thrusting shallowly into you.
“Bear with me, princess,” he rasps apologetically. Your trembling hands reach up to gently hold his face, bringing it to yours.
You press a tender kiss to his parted lips, your tongue gently teasing his, encouraging him to ride out the waves of his orgasm. 
Caleb’s cheeks are flushed adorably red as you let him go, his hips finally stilling. Carefully, he gathers you into his arms, flipping the two of you around so that you lay on top of him, his body shielding you from the floor now.
He brushes his lips to your temple, whispering softly, “Best fucking birthday.”
At the mention of his birthday, you’re reminded of the birthday cake that was left forgotten on the entryway console table. Sitting up suddenly, you gently extricate yourself from Caleb’s hold, much to his pouty dismay. 
“Stay here, I’ll be right back!”
Caleb groans as he slips out of you against his will. If it was up to him, he’d spend his entire birthday buried inside of you.
But as you walk away on trembling legs, his cum drips down your thighs, giving Caleb the perfect view as he lays on the floor looking up at your retreating form. 
He feels himself hardening at the thought of his claim running down your legs tomorrow, when Gideon—
“Happy birthday!”
Caleb sits up on the carpeted floor to watch you return with a lit birthday cake in your hands, singing happy birthday. The cake has lost its form, having melted when it was forgotten out in the warmth of the house, much of the toppers pitifully drooping against their own weight. 
And yet, as you present it to him, beaming ear to ear, hair disheveled, dress hanging off your chest, thighs pressed together in an attempt to stop the sticky mess between your legs from dripping, serenading him…
He’d never seen anything more beautiful.
“Sorry,” you say sheepishly when you finish the song, “It kinda got ruined, but—”
Caleb cuts you off with a tender thumb to your lips.
“It’s perfect. You’re perfect.”
You blush, grinning up at him. 
“Make a wish!”
Caleb smiles ever-so-slightly, just the corners of his lips turning up, his fingers moving to cup your chin and tilt your face up at him. 
“What if I already have everything I’ve ever wanted?”
His violet eyes shine with a torrent of emotions that threatens to consume you whole, your own eyes stinging with feelings that threaten to escape. 
You bite your lip as he strokes your jaw, “Doesn’t matter. You have to make a wish.” 
You lift the cake so that it separates your bodies, the melting candle burning between your faces. Caleb chuckles before stepping back and closing his eyes. 
When they finally open, he leans down to blow the candle out. His eyes flutter to yours as he extinguishes the flame, conveying the magnitude of his words—his wishes. 
Every single one of them began and ended with you. 
As he pulls away, you ask him the same question you asked him every birthday. 
“What did you wish for?” 
Caleb laughs, taking the cake from your hands to set down on the coffee table, “My lips are sealed, pip-squeak. If I say, it won’t come true. And I really need this one to pull through.” 
Your eyes light up with unbridled curiosity, “Now you have to tell me!” 
“No.” 
“Yes.” 
“Nope.”
“Pleaaaaaase!”
“Quit it.” 
“Please, please, please!” 
Caleb turns to you as he pulls you down onto the couch with him, his amethyst irises bright with amusement and adoration. He couldn’t tell you what he really wished for—that in the next lifetime, he’d be able to find you and you’d let him take your hand again. If not that, then a seagull that could fly freely with you by his side, through the salty summer skies.
He chuckles, tucking your head under his chin, resting against your infinite warmth, “Fine” 
You look up at him in surprise, listening attentively, practically boiling over with curiosity. 
Caleb takes a deep breath, looking at you with seriousness that makes your heart hammer, “I wished that Gideon would stub his big toe on—“ 
Interrupting him by flicking his forehead, you tut playfully, “One year older and still a child.” 
Caleb grins, capturing your wrist before you can pull away and bringing your fingers to his lips reverently. 
“Good thing we have an entire lifetime of birthdays for me to grow up.”
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augurythirteen · 12 days ago
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Caleb let's stop talking about the cake because I am thinking about a different cake
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augurythirteen · 12 days ago
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You know this is EXACTLY how Baron pulls your ass into his lap
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Grendel out here inspecting every thirsty bitch out here.
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Me demanding him to dick me down.
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Even Oni-Boi is out here snatching my heart
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Fuck me all over the place, Even Bone-Daddy is tickling his nipples.
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