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Exquisite.

here they are 🎉🎉🎉

bottom left is where they started, bottom left is in the middle, and the big pic is (of course) the big finale ✨

@royalty-of-hell guess I'm not perishing today fucko :9

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Oh they just told me "[we] can't be responsible", noooooooo, honey.

I'm going through text-only options, but this is a violation of state law, I'm current on my rent, and I'm not having it.

I must be walking faster and more quietly here lately because I finally caught a glimpse of the rodent living in my kitchen.

It hauled a ramen packet into the under-oven storage, and it shit all over my bakeware, and I gotta be upset.

I told the landlord about it, and the pest control we have contact with somehow doesn't 'do' rodents? So now I have to escalate contact as far as decency and the law will allow, and that's irritating.

They wanna get all up themselves about owning something, meanwhile I'm telling you you have creatures in the walls that do nothing but CHEW THROUGH THINGS, and it's not an issue.

This is Texas, I may be within my rights to challenge them to a duel...

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🥰

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Dr. Plague 🗡️

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Behold

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Michael Ramstead

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An old Chinese saying:

"People don't cry until they've seen their coffin; people don't turn back until they've hit the southern wall."

“不见棺材不落泪，不撞南墙不回头”

(Source unknown; if anyone knows where this saying came from please let me know)

Note: the "southern wall" refers to yingbi/影壁 or zhaobi/照壁, which is a wall inside the front door of a traditional courtyard residence (ex: siheyuan) meant to block the inside of the residence from outside view. The wall may be highly decorated if the owner of the residence is wealthy or of high status. Because traditional residences often "sit in the north and face the south" (坐北朝南) due to fengshui considerations, meaning the front door opens to the south, this wall is also in the south, and if one tries to walk south out of the residence, if they just go straight forward they will hit the wall, hence this phrase.

Overall this phrase is used to describe people who do not heed advice, cautions, or warnings. Usually said in exasperation when one's advice is ignored.

Edit: this phrase is also used specifically in the case of criminals to mean "criminals won't feel remorse or change for the better until they've seen the (often legal) consequences of their actions".

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Sabrina Brewer: Capricorn (2004)

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kobi levi in for the love of shoes - patrice farameh (2013)

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compulsion

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You’re meeting the friend of a friend for the first time, who’s apparently an empath. When they shake your hand, they immediately rip their hand away from you.

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I must be walking faster and more quietly here lately because I finally caught a glimpse of the rodent living in my kitchen.

It hauled a ramen packet into the under-oven storage, and it shit all over my bakeware, and I gotta be upset.

I told the landlord about it, and the pest control we have contact with somehow doesn't 'do' rodents? So now I have to escalate contact as far as decency and the law will allow, and that's irritating.

They wanna get all up themselves about owning something, meanwhile I'm telling you you have creatures in the walls that do nothing but CHEW THROUGH THINGS, and it's not an issue.

This is Texas, I may be within my rights to challenge them to a duel...