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Hnnngggg his little breath 🥺

“George, you’re a genius. George, kiss me!” + George’s soft exhale

This stream at 8:43:06 

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Yeah thanks for the pain

idk

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Georgenap? Ha ha, jk.. unless?

Unless???? 👀👀👀

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Georgenap HC's

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• Sapnap is the one who shows love and affection through small little things.

• Sapnap fixes his sleeping sheudule just to be able to talk to George on the daily.

• Sapnap calls George baby or babe, sweet names like that.

• George is flustered easily and when Sapnap does something sweet, he gets all nervous and just smiles and says thank you.

• George talks to Dream a lot, asking for advice for sweet things he should do for his Boyfriend.

• Once George finally does something "bold" Sapnap is an acutal blushing mess but he tries to hide it.

• Before they confessed, they both asked Dream what the other thought of them.

• The confession went a little something like this. George and Sapnap were both just talking to each other and Sapnap happen to slip out he had a crush.

• George teases him a bunch about it and tries to guess who it is. Sapnap only gives slight hints that it was him, but George didn't seem to pick it up.

• "What's she like?" George asked. "Well, their very nice, but mean. They have the cutest smile..."

• George obviously was heartbroke during all this, but he did good at hiding it.

• Sapnap couldn't even hold it in anymore, he just blurted out his feelings right then an there. There was silence in the call for a good minute before George confessed his feelings back.

• Ever since then they had been dating, their first date was a joke, but it was in minecraft.

• Sapnap tried to send roses to George but by the time they got there they all were dead. But George kept them and put it in a ziploc bag in the freezer.

• They both have trouble showing their feelings most of the time but the longer into the relationship the more comfortable they got.

• Sapnap brags about his boyfriend sometimes to others.

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I'm literally so confused, I have no clue what they would do if they were dating haha.

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It’s still amazing to me how many straight men just unabashedly simp for George, like he’s their recumbent queen, their best waifu. They give him items, or rescue his stolen items after Sapnap kills him, they defend him from mobs and other players in equal measure. They always want his attention and they rarely ask for anything in return. 

The video game “culture” standard is to just say “lel get rekt” because he can’t “show bewbs,” but George is so blindingly beautiful that other men are spellbound by him, they have no choice but to stan.  

Even the aforementioned Sapnap just wants George’s attention. He’s obsessed with George, he just happens to emotionally be 6, so he only knows how to do this by pulling on George’s pigtails. This has the effect of letting other players who are emotionally 14 come and “save” George and then follow him around.

Is George aware of any of this?? Does he know of his Power? 

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NEW TAKE ON: How much I trust MCYT’S Personas with my drink

Sapnap: Is chill about it at first, but if someone tries to get closer he starts BARKING, like, lesbian growl style. If that doesn’t stop them, he pulls out his lighter and says some very concerning threats with a glare. Causes a scene, but very effective! 8/10

George: Awkwardly holds it above his head bc he has no idea where to put it. Spills half on himself after Dream bumps into him, and then dumps the other half on Sapnap who pushed Dream into him. Amusing, but I lose my drink. 5/10

Dream: chugs drink the MOMENT im gone bc it’s his speedrunner nature and he can’t help it…but will also run to the fridge & get me another before I’m back. Lose my drink, but I get a fresh one in return 7/10

Bad: experienced cup protector, isnt drinking bc he’s the designated driver! anyone gets pushy with him? he flashes the knives strapped to his belt and laughs cheerfully as they run away. knows EXACTLY how intimidating he can be. 10/10

Skeppy: spills some while laughing, spills some on Bad, spills some on Rat, literally INCAPABLE of not bouncing around. Puts a grow-in-water dinosaur pill in my cup as prank, which is very cute, but undrinkable. 3/10

Wilbur: Uses his RIDICULOUS height to his advantage and holds it high, but then gives it to Nikki so he can pull Tubbo out of the pool after Tommy pushed him in. Gave it away, but i’d trust Nikki with my life. 8/10

Tubbo: Thinks the logical steps to take to protect my drink would be to hide it under a bush outside and loudly exclaim that “There are NO drinks here besides my Caprisun, move along!” I come back to Tubbo proudly presenting me a cup full of bees attracted by the sugar in my drink. 3/10

Tommy: Would pour it into a water gun and start a war, leading to a drunk speedrun of a Hamilton roleplay at 1am. Anarchy is fun, but tiring, and the battle ends with everyone thirsty bc they used up all the drinks. 5/10

Techno: Acts cool about it, but then panics the moment my back is turned. Accidentally breaks a bed and tears a curtain in the process of getting on the roof to hide. I come back to a tall figure in a torn cloak ominously shadowed by the night sky, but it’s just Techno shouting that he didn’t remember what drink was mine and so he chugged them both. ?/10

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been reading a lot of fic lately, here’s some good ones to lighten the mood after an extremely depressing presidential debate.

somehow you’re there by ColourSpaz- i haven’t been able to stop thinking about this ever since i read it. something just hit the spot and make my heart ache. (it is a karl jacobs/sapnap fic)

heatwaves by tbhyourelame- [unfinished] this is one of my favourite fics in a while, chapter three especially. it’s very in character and handles the online aspect of their relationship super well without it being cringey.

seconds, minutes, hours, lifetimes by meridies- written as part of a prompt week and jesus, am i a sucker for road trip AUs. cannot recommend more, author may extend it as well! (i recommend every work in the prompt week by the user).

bad idea by milk_milk- such a good fic!! it’s very light hearted and made me swoon. (i really just want physical intimacy).

hug all ur friends by heyobsessions- oh my god. the fact that it’s in sapnap’s point of view makes this fic a million times funnier. super cute, fluffy and adorable.

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Hey anyone who makes animatics could you do us all a solid and like

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I’m glad George had no part in that stream because every 5 minutes Dream and Sapnap delivered yet another powerful psychic attack which included, JUST TO NAME A FEW, Dream losing his shit making a joke about Skeppy fucking Bad in the ass, Sapnap being obsessed with his own farts, Dream saying “blah blah blah gays they don’t like it” about Chick-fil-A, Sapnap saying he’d recreate the crafting table meme with Dream in real life, the two of them selling “I’ll yell at you because you’re a white girl in middle school and this turns you on” for $50, Bad entering the stream pretending to be Sapnap’s cousin and Dream and Sapnap saying “fuck” in Bad’s weird character voice, Dream not remembering who one of his MCC teammates is, Dream’s sister low key texting him and telling him she’s horny for Sapnap, the rapping, so much rapping, the singing, Sapnap thinking Logic is “Logitech,” Dream obsessively and intricately proving that Tommy is shorter than him, Sapnap calling Bad “Skeppy’s bitch,” both of them bullying Bad for apparently being 5’6” and Bad threatening to do a Dream face reveal because he apparently has photo evidence that he and Dream are the same height, Sapnap saying he would “pressure” Dream to do a face reveal and Dream at one point saying he wants to beat up all 3 of them in real life, Dream and Sapnap agreeing George would not survive a horror movie without hesitating, Sapnap saying that Georgenap is cute, Dream constantly saying Bad does crack, Sapnap saying he and Dream are childhood friends to lovers… there was Too Much, it was utterly Cursed in every way.

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steven grant rogers throughout the years

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ultimate dream team fic list

all fics have been curated by me as of 23/08!

apocalypse/end of world/zombies AU

let the world burn by TheAnonFanOn

minecraft but in real life

manhunt 3v1 (gone sexual) by Anonymous000000000

manhunt (gone sexual… again) by Anonymous000000000

training by Anonymous000000000

all i need is you by KittyKrazy

free the game, beat the end by goatgoatwasfound

allies and more by hiyacaramel (NSFW)

if only i could by enonymous

can we hunt? by yukako

ignore it. by Anonymous

scented smoke from dead by Closeted_Bookworm

the beginning? by amooniesong

manhunts with benefits by carbonbrine

a hero divided by amooniesong

shorts (<1,500)

and you’re gonna be happy by anonymous 

oh my god they were roommates by Rei (Arterra)

august slipped away… ‘cause you were never mine by InAGetawayCar

cold december weather by A_small_cabbage

often i am upset by anonymous

the sound of our love by rampageking

bad movies and purple hickies by dreamnotfound (NSFW)

awkward by 1_800_HOTLINE

don’t change my phone wallpaper by ThatOneWeirdWriter

liar (not on purpose) by rain_morpheus 

a drunk man’s words is a sober man’s thoughts by Zorse_not_here

oh, you little things by samdooodles

chaos by LlamaLamma

dear, hold me by vdearest

cozy by JSparks

the sleep that had finally settled by mwolfeo

sleepy dream by Flandusgirl

I can find comfort in your arms, in the shape of your heart, in the curve of your neck by colourspaz

sleeptalking by giacomettisteve

sorry not sorry by milkteacrystals

meeting for first time (george in florida)

there is more beauty past the surface by colourspaz

day dream by bakedbeanbuild

pancakes for dinner by hendollana

lovesick (the beat inside my head) by meridies

colors of florida by ndestroya

i want you only here and nowhere else by hiyacaramel

happy birthday dream by Moonl1ghtwastaken

the problem wasn’t the plan by jamingbenn

forever would be nice by jbird181

you have got to be kidding me by TheAnonFanOn

7 minutes in heaven, but it’s 7 days in flordia by Ship_On_The_Sea

inhibitions make for interesting situations by Ship_On_The_Sea

night terrors by ggaydennnn (TW)

don’t call me sweetheart (dreamnotfound) by passmethemolly

his butterflies by kumibladder

my beestings by kumibladder

burnt cookies by QueenOfFluff/Ship_On_The_Sea

bread crumbs || dream not found by blinderror

it was only a fic by imagineitdear

meeting for first time (dream in england)

feeling by amooniesong (TW)

how to cuddle 101 by Diamond_Sylvie

take the L by dontrollthedice

earn the W by dontrollthedice 

the consequences of spontaneously flying to a foreign country by caffinefeverdream

i won’t regret it by LateNightMonthly 

chasing snowflakes by passmethemolly

finally intertwined by sapnap

furry shit

a quiet kind of love by 4amsprite

the run by Wolfleap

assassins/killers/FBI agents

you missed by Lilbug

i missed by Lilbug

cowboy/historical

hand in unloveable hand by antsu_in_my_pantsu

thanks, bastards! by antsu_in_my_pantsu 

DnD/fantasy

Chaotic 12 by AkikoKotodame

the dragonborn’s tale by freelyf4llen

protected by Anequa

stream moments/video moments

you deserve better by rocket_pop

minecraft, but every time i take damage, my IQ goes down by rosetalon

pet names by ThatOneWeirdWriter

i found my by Yikes (CoralFlower)

dream hidden in your heart by Yikes (CoralFlower)

stream wars by Lillian_nator

text messages and face reveals by Lillian_nator

sunkissed (butterflies) by SanciaWasTaken

pickup lines by SatanicDoormat

motion sickness by 4amsprite

a nudge in the right direction by dontrollthedice

you love me by Anonymous

yes, mon amour? by Rei (Arterra)

Three Little Words (The Three Times George Stayed Silent, and the One Time He Didn’t) by Nyx93

text fics

[message redacted] by just your average loser 

PWP/NSFW (smut)

sweater weather by iemfo

surprise visit by koomega

surprise visit: the sequel by koomega (TW)

sweet thing by Dream_Not_Found

hanakai disease/other illnesses

but you like her better by Hopefulturtle

i just want to see you happy by chickens_for_AO3

visiting hours by amooniesong 

i’m not ready to say goodbye by NightRiser

forget-me-not by rain_morpheus

college/university/high school AUs

patches of pink by isleofdreams

you’re killing me, maybe by sapnap

meet cute/coffee shop AU

little coffee shops in big cities by Ships_On_The_Sea

dream SMP war

war by Moonl1ghtwastaken

video game AUs (the last of us)

the way you look tonight by NightRiser

the stars are out tonight by Chicken_Nuggets800

soulmate AUs

soul swapped by raquelli

off-script by mini_puffs 

00:00:00 by isleofdreams

bloom in the ocean of withering flowers by lazy_kitkat

spoiler alert by mini_puffs

social media AUs

current location by hendollana

other (no category)

sometimes it ends by giacomettisteve

the inconsistency of nothingness by icycas

the way the daisies flow in the wind (dont let the fire rescind) by Anonymous

What? by Anonymous 

heavenstruck by dontrollthedice

limbo by isleofdreams

in your dreams by dontrollthedice

dreams come true by dontrollthedice 

the mask by TheStarvingWriter

never seen your face (until you disappeared) by rubber_duck 

the chocolate raisin production line by dontrollthedice 

roommates (living together)

am i dreaming (dreamnotfound) by Salsablock

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things that have happened in the dream team fanbase that feel like fanfiction

-dream begging george multiple times to tell him i love you (on youtube) and getting him roses until he said it (he said it)

-dream and george debating the exchange of an ‘i love you dream’ with a dream face reveal for 30+ mins. on stream, ending with george saying ‘i love you dream’ to dream without him there + with no confirmed payoff from dreams end

-dream TELLING george multiple times ‘i love you’ and different variations+occasions of ‘kiss me’ ‘youre such a cutie’ etc.

-george calling dream by his real name and him getting flustered

-when asked if he could have anything in the world, george replying with ‘a plane ticket to dreams house’ and ‘a permanent room in his house’

-building their own wedding on stream in creative

-dream repeatedly saying on stream hes a simp for george

-whatever the HELL that audio test george did was

-dream being unconditionally supportive and defensive for george when he blamed himself for losing mcc

-iconic lines such as ‘two men on a date’ ‘…maybe’ (when asked if he would marry george) “’have you and george ever kissed on the lips?’ ‘only when we have our socks on’” (from his q/a) “’how did you two meet?’ ‘munchy mc!’ ‘no, we met on tinder’ ‘pff….grindr’” (stream)

-the fact that george spent 15 minutes off call trying to convince dream to marry him so he could get a green card 

-’dreaaamm~’ ‘geooorge~’

-minecraft beds together on MULTIPLE OCCASIONS

-dream saying hes shy around george (repeatedly, on stream)

(feel free to add more)

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Throwing it back to Woods Wants Wevenge 😊

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I'm trying not to be that girl but,

Welcome to my another lecture!😆

I received some heart warming messages from some amazing people! I'm calmer now and this post is a gift for them❤ hysterically hoping they ship evanstan and like this

(Clearing throat) Now as you can see,

Chris was going to put down his coffee (or whatever) on his left (you should observe subtly to see an small move of head at very first second) but suddenly glance over at Sebby and thought 'god i need to touch him and make him to look at me' okay calm down Chris put it down on right and make it seems like accidental!

Wait! Did i mention anything about putting your hand under your cheek after?? Naaaah

Seb is so pleased!

WHAT?? No! the airport scene! damn it Chris!!

And this legendary move which left no need of explanation!

Need to touch him again

Damn! play it cool

YoUr WelCome DUuuDE! Guys you heard me? DUDE! A FUCKING FRIENDSHIP!!

I dO love Robert and Anthony!! Just look at them! they're so happy and teasing them, and mentally singing 'I'll go down with this ship'

What I love most is that Seb is a professional in staying calm! he keeps talking to avoid smirking or such! poor Chris he's uncomfortable and anxious

Here Robert decided to play directly and points to Chris  (with eyebrows) to look at Seb and when he did Rob winks at Seb like 'there your lover you like it?' And as you can see Seb decides to play too! Please Someone hug Chris!

And this fucking last one which I've never seen till some minutes ago! (I just found it)

DAMN IT DAMN IT

He's winking at Sebby in a very heterosexual DUDE way!!

And I see Anthony's having an stroke up there😂

Please don't forget about the gif set in which Robert stopped Seb from kissing Chris

I guess the case of them being DUDEs or boyfriends is closed now!

I'm gonna post another gif set in which Seb was obviously asking Chris out

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NOW ladies and gentlemen, please give me the honour of introducing (however no need to introduce) AMERICA'S ASS!!🍑

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This mannnnn is gonna kill my gay ass

The Progress😸

1

He's asked if he knows Seb

2

He's asked about his love life

3

Nothing notable was asked he just..

4

Asked about Steve and Bucky (he's looking right at camera you know WTF i mean)

👅

Bonus:

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I swear to god he's been doing all of these intentionally

And I'm not complaining

Go on baby

RDJ's bicep

Swirling that ass🍑

Checking out and staring at ... guys

His mic actions and

This look

For this one you should be so subtle, THAT FUCKING TOUCH!!!!

And a quick reminder that these are not the only fucking times