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hmmm why does my uterus hurt and why do i feel kinda off. weird. surely these are not the warning symptoms of a predictable biological process that occurs on a regular schedule. anyway. im going to wear white pants today.

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RULE NO. 1 OF WOUND CARE: ignore itttt :33

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liking my mutuals' posts sloppy style

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i mean sure man whatever. the stationary store has fucking pronouns

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guy with a degradation kink x guy who just hates him

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We're making out and he starts grabbing my crotch through my ebay Tripp pants and I say "wait, hold on," and take out my phone. I unsubscribe from r/virgin.

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THE BEAR (2022-) + IMDb trivia

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Morgan Gwenwald, Butch/Fem Picnic

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a piece of something i wrote

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just laying in bed so unmotivated to get up lol

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I noticed you haven’t been online in 10 hours, is therapy finally working?

this websites hate mail game is ruthless

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They really had 1d pose walking across abbey road in like 2011. John was rolling in his grave dawg

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i love posts that are like “life doesn’t end at 25! it’s ok to have new experiences and meet new people at 26, or even 27 :-)”

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why do you think you deserve a michelin star? can you even cook?

do you guys just make up stuff for me to say. Like this is a conversation i did not start

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"User liked your post" cool

"User reblogged your post" Wow!!

"User reblogged your post "#some silly little tag"" AAAAH THEY LOVE ME OMG!!!!