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WHO WILL WIN

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so I’m filling out pediatrician intake forms for my newborn son and I get to the demographic section and I was already chuckling about putting a marital status…

yes hello my 3 day old son responds to only Old English, thank you

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saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him

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"I don't like JRK but I still love Harry Potter"

You have blood on your hands

Burn your fucking Harry Potter merch or be burned with it.

I'm fucking livid.

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"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

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Knuckle tattoos that say SING, MUSE

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last night i dreamt tumblr added like a billion buttons to the mobile app so instead of this

we got this

and everyone just rolled with it but sometimes the wide naruto got too wide and blocked off all the other buttons and people would just post "got naruto'd again :/" and the only way to reset him was to log out and log back in

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every year the Ides of March feels like a fun little meme, but this year it actually feels more like trying to cast a spell

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BOYS NIGHT, 15th March, Senate! bring your own booze! remember what happens in the senate stays in the senate ;). BOYS NIGHT BOYS NIGHT BOYS NIGHT

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Knives! Get your Knives here for no particular reason!

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Get em while they're cold, get em while they're sharp!

Special discount if your name is Brutus for no reason in particular!

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Stab a politician day!!!!

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It's tomorrow everyone! See y'all at the senate!

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just finished samuel richardsons clarissa. i have bragging rights forever now.

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just finished clarissa. what on earth was that