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Are you ready to put your life on the line?

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Komui: Oh no, my letter opener has lost its edge.

Lenalee: Don’t worry, brother. I’ll get you the edgiest thing in this order.

Lenalee: *clears throat*

Lenalee: KAAAAAANNDDAAAA

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i love one (1) disaster wizard

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will I ever finish this? who knows

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So I started watching this Japanese dating show on Netflix called Rea(L)ove, where every contestant is looking for love and each has a “dark secret” that they have to reveal to the other contestants at random times, and hope that the others still accept them. Some are addicted to sex, some have a lot of debt, some have a criminal record and so on. So there is this one girl who likes one of the guys despite him being rude at times, and he choosesto go on a solo date with her. Towards the end of their date, the hosts make her share her secret with him, and it goes as follows:

he had an almost speechless and shocked response, he didn’t say anything negative or positive really, just the two hosts kept laughing and saying very rude remarks. The scene just kind of ended with them walking away and then their individual thoughts on the date that pretty much boiled down to:

and

So the next day, the girls, this time,  get to choose a guy to go on a date with…

WILL HE????

HE DID!

So now, on the date—–

Sorry for the long post, but this was one of the sweetest things I’ve seen in a long time, and I was literally crying and just needed to share this with someone

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✶ D. GRAY-MAN

Allen Walker & Lavi Bookman [x]

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How Animals Eat Their Food

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Please, REBLOG, if you think it’s not a sexual preference. Pedophilia will be never be a part of LGBT+ community. It is a sexual disorder. Uncontested sexual behavior cannot be a preference, despite whatever “fetish” one has. If someone gets turned on at the idea of someone who is helpless or doesn’t want them, they need mental help. Period.

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reblog if you have ever experienced/witnessed any level of sexual harassment or unwanted attention from a male. I’ve never met a girl who hasn’t been harassed in some form and I wanna prove that girls don’t chuck that shocking figure around for fun.

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https://www.instagram.com/p/BjoWiUElNyh/

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Ok, I already love him.

By 綾瀬ナギ on Pixiv.

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Once my friend Henry was accused of wearing wireless headphones by a substitute so she said for him to hand them over so he took them off and handed them to her. Then later on she asked him a question and he didn’t respond so she said it louder and he still didn’t respond. She asked why he was not responding and he said “I can’t understand you ma'am, you took my hearing aids.”

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Heirs of Nohrian Enterprises®  

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1 like: one pat for Cheddar

1 reblog: one SMOOCH for cheddar

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Eyyy! Guess whose mind starts producing hundreds of ideas when it’s functioning on minimum sleep and maximum caffeine! That’s right, Admin Ammy’s!

And I am here to propose a Pirate AU.

The Noahs -Obviously they’d be the pirates, right? Right. Because pirates are freaking amazing. -Adam would obviously be the captain -Jasdevi is not allowed in the kitchens for… reasons we don’t talk about that -Okay, but this crew is literally so unpredictable. -Like… there’s a post going around Tumblr with ridiculous, true stories about pirates, like attacking a ship just to steal hats? That’s the Noahs -But they can also be extremely ruthless and terrifying and just… not… nice people -And that’s why everyone is so scared of them, because when they come, no one knows what they’re going to be like this time -They’re recovering from a mutiny (we’ll get to that later)

The Exorcists -Elite officers from a special division of the Royal Navy called the Black Order -Their assignment is to capture pirates, and, surprise, surprise, they’re really good at it -People are always shocked when they see them for the first time, because a lot of them are so young -The Black Order has made it their personal mission to capture the Noahs -There are five elite officers that stand out above the rest, although one of them was recently killed and never replaced for some reason -One of those four remaining is Cross Marian, and it’s all the Royal Nazy can do to keep him from being banned from every port or harbor in their jurisdiction

Mutiny -So I said there was a mutiny! Surprise, surprise, it’s Neah fucking Campbell (gdi Neah) -Neah decided he didn’t like the direction the Noahs were going and tried to lead a mutiny so he and his twin brother could co-captain the crew instead of Adam -Oops, that didn’t work too well -He had to run and form his own crew instead -Mana didn’t survive(?) -No one knows where Neah is right now -But occasionally people will report seeing someone matching his description -And the Noahs have been having a stroke of bad luck too long for it to be a coincidence lately

Allen Walker -Adopted; presumably an orphan -His adopted father was a naval officer with lots of enemies -Allen had a run in with one of those enemies, a pirate, and came away from that encounter with a bizarre scar on one side of his face -That’s the moment that made him decide to join the Royal Navy -He’s a pretty damn good officer for the Black Order and everyone thinks pretty highly of him -That is, until some higher-ups find documents indicating Allen may well be the biological son of Mana D. Campbell -Truth is, Mana had to leave him behind because a pirate ship is no place to raise a baby (way to go, Dad!) -Lots of people are suddenly suspicious of Allen -Uncle Neah catches word of his nephew, thinks to himself, “Oh, hey, I almost forgot Mana had a son!” (gdi Neah) and goes to find his nephew -Shenanigans and a shitstorm of epic proportions ensue -Ex. “Would you stop following me?” “And leave my poor nephew by himself?” “I’m not your nephew!” “Whatever you say, kid!” -Ex. “This is headquarters, Neah. If you follow me inside, you’ll get caught.” “Aaw, you do care!”

In addition, Admin Riah also gave me the visual of Neah sailing into port like Captain Jack Sparrow.

Admin Riah rn:

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i love…. Bakugou… my angery son… he’s growing up so fast… i love him so much…..

i love… class 1A… such good kiddos… so sweet… so helpful… 

Shouji, the protective big bro, who’s always there to protect or shelter or grab other students when they get blown away

Tokoyami, the emo birb child who offers good advice when those around him need it and is actually huge edgy dork

Ochako, who just wants to support her family and repay them for all they’ve had to sacrifice

Tsuyu, who’s spent most of her life taking care of her siblings, and calls people by their first name to show she’s their friend, and loves teasing others in the class and isn’t afraid to speak her mind

Todoroki, who just wants to be a hero like All Might and is adorable and oblivious to certain things but still tries his best to be sociable and friends with the rest of the class

Ojirou, the helpful child who lets the other kids play with his tail like some indulgent parent, and refuses to accept things if he feels he hasn’t earned them

Kaminari, who’s grades don’t reflect just how intelligent he actually is, and how emotionally aware he is of those around him and how supportive he is of his friends

Kirishima, who has low self-esteem but wants to be a manly hero that’ll help everyone as best he can and designed his hero outfit for the comfort of those around him

Tooru, who’s just so peppy and upbeat and always brings the mood up around her when things get down

Sero, who’s calm and lax but enjoys joking around with his friends just for the hell of it and is super creative with using his quirk, and is just really clever and creative

Satou, a big buff sweetheart who baked his classmates a cake just because he wanted to make his classmates a cake

Momo, who sometimes doubts herself but just wants to do her best and help the class as best she can and loves to tutor her fellow classmates

Iida, who’s had to learn hard lessons about heroism but still continues on with it so he can earn his brother’s title and help those in need, because that’s what a hero is

Izuku, who never thought he’d actually have the chance to become a hero but worked hard and never gave up and earned it and met his childhood idol who told him that he could become a hero

Mina, who gets scared when put in dangerous situations but she doesn’t let that keep her from doing the right thing and helped Kirishima find the confidence he needed to enroll into UA

Aoyama, who’s awkward and doesn’t understand social relationships that well but saw that Izuku was feeling down on himself and wanted to support him in his own way and make friends with the rest of the class

Jirou, who always keeps a calm head during battle but is shy with her interests and loves teaching her friends music just for fun

Kouda, who’s so shy he barely talks, but was able to raise his voice in order to show Jirou support in her love of music, and has a good friendship with Tokoyami

bonus:

All Might, how he tries so hard to help those around him despite his personal struggles and he just wants to help and save everyone b/c his heart is just too big, and he saw something in Izuku when no one else did and gave this quirkless kid a chance when no one else would

Aizawa, who cares for all his students and does his best to protect them and gets pissed whenever the media tries to turn them into villains (Bakugou) and the reason he’s so harsh is because he doesn’t want to see children get hurt or to have their dreams crushed and wants to keep them from that, but is secretly a softie sweetheart under it all

Mic, who’s loud and exuberant but also silly and dorky and cares about his friends a lot and the only times he gets pissed are when those he cares about are in danger or have been hurt and his silliness masks a man who is serious about what he does

Midnight, who just perks up and looks so sweet and happy whenever she’s teaching the students and is so earnest when helping them come up with their hero names

bonus bonus:

Tetsutetsu, who’s just a sweetheart and emotional and cries easily and immediately befriended Kirishima after their battle and is just a sweet, excitable dork

Inasa, who’s a sweet, silly dork who just tries his best and doesn’t let his bad opinion of Endeavor affect his opinion of Todoroki and is willing to give Todoroki another chance b/c he knows he probably misjudged him at first, and now just wants to be friends with him and is just a sweet, eager child

Mirio, who went through life with a really difficult quirk but never gave up and fought long and hard to become a hero, and sacrificed his quirk to save a helpless child from danger, and refuses to let that loss get to him and stop him from moving forwards

Tamaki, who’s shy and scared easily and nervous but is able to fight thanks to support from Mirio, and has super low self confidence, but continues to plow on and save those around him b/c it’s his duty as a hero 

Inko. what a good mom. she just wants to protect her son and wants him to live his dream and is just doing the best she can for him and will fight with All Might himself to keep her child safe

Fatgum, who’s big and fun and silly and cares so much for the children under his care and is so supportive of them, and will do everything in his power to defend them, and is such a pure, wholesome, surrogate father figuree

Gran Torino, who clearly cares for Toshinori in his own way, and just wants the best for him, and shows the same support for Izuku, and just wants to honor his dead friend’s memory and last request 

anyway there are just so many good characters and i love them all so much

(long story short, this is just a personal list of characters that i really, really love)