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The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes only to turn around and to your horror: the pot.
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its always like be careful this song might become a memory. this cologne might become a memory. this brand of beer might become a memory. i time travel all the time
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Ppl who had time for romance in high school we are so different. i was busy fighting for my life in my head
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you know what it's never too late for a third assassination attempt. they say three's the charm
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not to alarm anyone but is anybody else worried about how everybody is fucking stupid
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we aren’t doing enough arts and crafts in this world I’m telling you
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